Me- Hey Home I Slog Everyday to keep You Clean, when will you clean me up Home- The Day You Keep Me Dirty I Will Make Sure To Clean You Up Once and For All Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny. Here's my try: Me: Someone's in a bad mood today! Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis! Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good. Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!