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Me- Hey Home I Slog Everyday to keep You Clean, wh

Me- Hey Home I Slog Everyday to keep You Clean, when will you clean me up
Home- The Day You Keep Me Dirty I Will Make Sure To Clean You Up Once and For All Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny.

Here's my try:

Me: Someone's in a bad mood today!
Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis!
Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good.
Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!
Me- Hey Home I Slog Everyday to keep You Clean, when will you clean me up
Home- The Day You Keep Me Dirty I Will Make Sure To Clean You Up Once and For All Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny.

Here's my try:

Me: Someone's in a bad mood today!
Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis!
Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good.
Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!