You are the worst home one can think of, Can you not tidy yourself like other homes, everthing's scattered here and there with layers of dust everywhere. You think that it won't matter if only the outside is presentable. And dare you slam.the door on me in anger ever again. Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny. Here's my try: Me: Someone's in a bad mood today! Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis! Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good. Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!
