Bro, today I have lost all trust in girls, especially brides. Why bro, what happened? Bro, I took my cousin to a parlour for bridal makeup. And they stick fake eyelashes, attach fake hair extension, add five coats of fair paint on skin, make lips go big, and other black magic rituals. I took to salon a monkey and came back with princess. She is my cousin sister, alright. But I feel so bad for the groom, already. I say this from personal experience : P She wasn't a cousin, but I was like fake eyelashes with glue, wtf is wrong with humanity? Since then, I trust no bride, ever, no, never :) #yqbaba #yqdidi #humour #funny #marriage #makeup #girls
