*Federer at an Indian restaurant.* Federer: Please fill my plate with chapatis. Waiter: Okay sir. Aur katori mein paneer daaldun? Federer: Daal do. Waiter: Aur dal? Federer: Nadal. When Federer can't stop thinking about his rival. Also Tennis fans can kill me :P #tennis #punny #punchayat #sirpunch #funny