No dear first, I don't miss you. Who misses their firsts anyway? Why would I miss you for taking a year to tell me I wasn't just a friend for you? Why would I miss the first time you gathered the courage to hold my hand, hug me? Why would I miss beautiful long walks with you and Coldplay, screwing up my exams? Who misses screwing up the exams anyway? Why would I miss our first kiss we messed up? Who misses their beautiful first kisses anyway? Yes, my heart skipped a beat when you were one of the gazillion cards I was swiping right to. But no, I don't miss you. Yes, I wish we'd stayed a little longer. But no dear first, I don't miss you. So in this quote, I talk about our first exes. Of course we don't miss them, do we?
