Do u remember the time When you had your first tequila without lime How much you downed There was absolutely no count And than you had whisky It was too much, too risky But you were beyond listening You had to down the water sparkling And than you were super tipsy You went mad behaved like a gypsy You danced on the table After you finished the black label We all tried to curtail But it went in your tummy as a cocktail And then your systemm gave up on you You started makin your trip to the loo You flushed the entire stomach out This was just before you passed out You kept blabbering throughout the night Oh you were such a terrible sight My bad that i drank with a bloody amatuer I swore to god never to drink wirh a first timer # bloody amatuer
