You wake up To find its Monday, Unluckily, you're a woman, Whose period had to strike right now, Your clothes and bedsheets are stained, and you really really need a soothing, warm shower. Then you realize you've got a two hour meeting at 10, But you snoozed your alarm, And now it's 9:30. You don't have the damn time to make your coffee, forget breakfast. You gotta change your bloody clothes asap, so you get into the shower, hungry, bloated and sick as hell. You realize you forgot to turn on the water heater. So you're now having a nice freezing cold shower, Panicking, bleeding, aching, shivering, and muttering curse words to the Universe, wishing you hadn't grown up in the first place. What a lovely, "Good" morning! Happy Monday! #ramona_humour
