HUSBAND: " you're my wife, aren't you? " WIFE: " yes, of course. why? " HUSBAND: " well... so you're my knife. " WIFE " huh? how'd i become you're knife?!? " HUSBAND: " well, you're my wife. my wife is my life. a knife cuts my life. so, my wife is my knife. you are my knife. " WIFE: "why, youuuuuuu... " 😂😂😂 #wife #knife #conversation #funny #yqbaba