Friend: Are you hiding something from me? Me: You are not entitled to every knowledge of my personal existence, nor do you have the right to demand for a session (audio/visual) regarding my life. I am the owner of 'my person'. So choose your words carefully. I'm not "hiding something". I'm simply "choosing not to share" something with you. The threats you use in your 'loose' speech can land you in serious philosophical, mental and LEGAL trouble. Now, do you wanna ask me anything, sweetie? (Friend almost dies of shock, but is rescued by a passing spaceship, only to spend the rest of her nosy existence on a planet with flat orange creatures. The good thing is that she only has 1 in a trillion chance of finding me.) I later ruin the whole thing, using that 1 chance to go to her planet 7 years later and say, "Hi! So you're living with that orange flat-face? Why did you *hide* that from me?" R.I.P. sweetie. Moral: Never be nosy with me. Inspired by Pooja Singh.:D #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi Somi Martha Hunt last one
