I woke up to find my husband speaking on the phone. So I crept up behind him for a good morning kiss. “After 3 years of pretending to love that bitch, her life insurance is mature enough for her ‘accidental death’, my love,” I heard him. Good, I thought, my suspicion was correct. Fortunately, I've been slow poisoning him. #wife #husband #plot #murder #fakepeople #accident #lifeinsurance #kiss
