Me to people: The Earth will be invaded in 2 million years by some grumpy bureaucrats. People: That cannot be possible. Me: Okay, just imagine that. People: We cannot imagine the impossible so we will rule out this particular theory of aliens invading Earth. Earth will be destructed by itself. World peace! Me: Wha-? Some 42 light years away... Captain Vogrilla: We have seen how these humans have evolved to be incapable of future-seeing. Let us charge after we have prepared all the documents in 2 million years. After effects of reading the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi
