Our relationship bond broke like an SN2 reaction mechanism. She was carbon and I was bromine. We were happy and stable like a methyl bromide molecule. Everything was going well. And then one day a nucleophile attacked the molecule. Me being a leaving group had to leave. The newly formed molecule — between the nucleophile and carbon — became stable and lived happily ever after. 'SN' in particular because her name starts with 'S'. #yqbaba #nitsy
