Me: Hello. How have you been? Dead person: Well, dead. Me: Oh, right. Not the right plesentry to exchange with you, I guess. Dead person: No problem. I understand you want to break the ice. I can see some questions in your eyes. Go ahead and shoot. Me: Well, I wanted to know is heaven and hell real? Dead person: As real as it can get. Me: Really? How? Dead person: Well, hell is right here. On earth, while you are living. You always want more. More money, more love, more attention. Heaven is after death. Death is pretty much the benchmark there. After all, you can't be more dead. Me: (Speechless) #yqbaba #yqdidi #spookytales #yqtales
