Read in Captions a hilarious dialogue between me and my friend. Me (Tushar se) :- Bhai chal school se bunk maarte hain. Tushar :- Haan bhai, koi ladki bhi taad lenge. Gf bana lenge agar ho sakega toh. Me :- Lekin bhai apne mein guts hi nahin hain. Main innocent hoon. Ladkiyaan taadna apne baski baat nahin. Lekin haan main unki respect zaroor karta hoon. Tushar :- Haan bhai main bhi karta hoon. Hum aapas mein gaaliyaan de lete hain lekin kisi ladki ko nahin dete aur na hi kisi ki disrespect karte hain. Hum log school se bunk maarke movie dekhne gaye hi the ki ghar walon ka call aa gaya. Mummy (Mujhse) :- Beta kahan hai. Me :- Mom class mein ladkiyaan taad raha hoon. Mummy :- Ghar aa flying slipper tera wait kar rahi hai.
