REAL & FAKE FRIENDSHIP. Fake Friends - Never ask for food.. Real Friends - Are the reason you have NO food! Fake Friends - Call your parents Mr. / Mrs. Real Friends - Call your parents Dad / Mom Fake Friends - Never have seen you cry.. Real Friends - Cry with you Fake Friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back Real Friends - Keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours! Fake Friends - Know a few things about you.. Real Friends - Could write a book about you Fake Friends - Would knock on your front door.. Real Friends - Walk right in and say "I'm home!" Fake Friends - Will help you up when you fall over Real Friends - Will jump on top of you and shout "dog pile!" Fake Friends - Are around for a while.. Real Friends - Are for life Fake Friends - Say "love you" in a joking manner Real Friends - say "I love you" and they mean it