Me: Let's take you to my new place Home: So you are leaving me? Me: I am not leaving you, I am just moving ahead learning from you Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny. Here's my try: Me: Someone's in a bad mood today! Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis! Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good. Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!