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Me: Let's take you to my new place
Home: So you are leaving me?
Me: I am not leaving you, I am just moving ahead learning from you Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny.

Here's my try:

Me: Someone's in a bad mood today!
Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis!
Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good.
Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!
Me: Let's take you to my new place
Home: So you are leaving me?
Me: I am not leaving you, I am just moving ahead learning from you Write a 4 line conversation with your home. Make it funny.

Here's my try:

Me: Someone's in a bad mood today!
Home (looking menacingly): I am going weak in the knees. Damn arthritis!
Me: Umm...maybe some sunshine would do you good.
Home (in disbelief): Says the one who scrolls Instagram all day curled up like a potato!