"So, why did you break up?" "Well, it wasn't working out 'cause I wasn't working out. I was ready to die for her, but she wanted me to diet for her. Now, that's too much to ask for. I like her curves, you know. But evidently, she hates mine. She was out of this world to me. I was just out of shape, to her. Even her last words to me were: You don't give me enough space. I just wish you burn (your calories) in hell! 😕 Apparently, she wasn't looking forward to a big fat wedding. 😐 #Punchayat #FatsoRants P.S.: Work of fiction, people.
