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Best Two-Line Jokes Ever Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.What do you call a dog with no legs. It doesn't matter; it's not going to come.Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word.Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.. Follow Praveen Jain. Download Nojoto App to get real time updates about Praveen Jain & be part of World's Largest Creative Community to share Writing, Poetry, Quotes, Art, Painting, Music, Singing, and Photography; A Creative expression platform. Humour By Praveen Jain | Nojoto Humour on Humour, 2 Liners. Humour Humour, 2 Liners Humour

Best Two-Line Jokes Ever

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Best Two-Line Jokes Ever
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.What do you call a dog with no legs. It doesn't matter; it's not going to come.Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word.Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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