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Mithlesh Kumar

एक हैंडसम लड़का क्लास में आया ..

और सारी लडकिया देखते ही दीवानी होगयी.

फिर लड़के ने आते ही कुछ कहा तो लडकिया बेहोश.

सोचो क्या कहा होगा ??

थोड़ी जगह देना बहिन जी.. झाड़ू लगाना है .. #classroom comedy Ritika Gupta writer  Palvi Chalana Soumya Jain Payal Singh

#classroom comedy Ritika Gupta writer Palvi Chalana Soumya Jain Payal Singh

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Mithlesh Kumar

लड़का : कल  तुम्हारे  घर  गया  था.
मुझे  नहीं  लगता  हमारी  शादी  होगी..!
लड़की : क्यों ..?? पापा  से  मिले??
लड़का : नहीं.. तुम्हारी  बेहेन  से  मिला..
सॉलिड  लगती  है..!! #comedy Internet Jockey writer  Arham Waseer Payal Singh Puspa Kri

comedy Internet Jockey writer Arham Waseer Payal Singh Puspa Kri

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Mithlesh Kumar

Commerce ke Student Agar Film Banaye to Filmo ke Naam Kya Honge-
1. Kabhi debit kabhi credit.
2. Hum accounts ke diwane hai.
3. Hum profit pe marte hai.
4. Hum tax de chuke sanam.
5. Hamara calculator aapke paas hai.
6. C.A. kia to darna kya.
7. Commerce se accha kon hai.
8. I Hate Mathematics.
9. Rab ne miladi balance shit. #classroom  comedy writer  Internet Jockey Sujata Rani Ranbir Ranjan Raju Pandey

#classroom comedy writer Internet Jockey Sujata Rani Ranbir Ranjan Raju Pandey #Comedy

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#OpenPoetry A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school
He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers! #classrom comedy Internet Jockey Pragati Maurya  Unknown (The Bloody Thoughts) writer  Ranjeet

#classrom comedy Internet Jockey Pragati Maurya Unknown (The Bloody Thoughts) writer Ranjeet #Comedy #OpenPoetry

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Mithlesh Kumar

#OpenPoetry An LKG kid got zero in exam.

Father = What is this ?

Funny Kid = Papa, teacher had no more stars left,

so she gave me moon this time…… #classroom Internet Jockey writer  Pragati Maurya  Indu Ritu

#classroom Internet Jockey writer Pragati Maurya Indu Ritu #Comedy #OpenPoetry

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Mithlesh Kumar

Quiet Teacher to student: Write a short note on MATHS!
Student: When maths was 13 yrs old, he created his first gf n loved her a lot..
but, One day when he broke up with her, she ran away & never came back.
Maths was very worried about her & from that day he had given all of us..
the task to find his ‘x’. #classroom writer  Pragati Maurya  Ritu Chirasree Banerjee Ritu

#classroom writer Pragati Maurya Ritu Chirasree Banerjee Ritu

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Mithlesh Kumar

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You. Ritu Indu writer Pragati Maurya तन्हा ज़िन्दगी

Ritu Indu writer Pragati Maurya तन्हा ज़िन्दगी #Comedy

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Mithlesh Kumar

Safar "पत्नी- मैं ड्राइवर को नौकरी से निकाल रही हूं,

आज मैं दूसरी बार मरते-मरते बची हूं।

पति- प्लीज डार्लिंग,
उसे एक मौका और दो । " #funnyjoeks wife and husband

#funnyjoeks wife and husband #Comedy

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Mithlesh Kumar

एक लड़के ने फेसबुक पे अनजान लड़की को पटाया , फिर दोनों रोज फोन पे घंटों बात करते थे , लड़का – क्या कर रही हो डार्लिंग ? लड़की – कुछ नहीं नेट पे बैठी हूँ ? लड़का – तभी मैं कहूँ नेट धीमा क्यों चल रहा है , उठ जा मोटी #funnyjoek
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Mithlesh Kumar

गणित में अल्फ़ा , बीटा , गामा और एक..उस लड़की का ड्रामा उफ़. ….मुझे आज तक समझ नही आया #shayari # तन्हा ज़िन्दगी writer Payal Singh Pragati Maurya

shayari # तन्हा ज़िन्दगी writer Payal Singh Pragati Maurya

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