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Ye apun ka style hai

Ye apun ka style hai #Comedy

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डॉक्टर- चश्मा किसके लिए बनवाना है?
बब्लू- टीचर के लिए.
डॉक्टर- पर क्यों?
बब्लू- क्योंकि उन्हें मैं हमेशा गधा ही नजर आता हूं.

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#Comedy

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pagal saxena

pagal saxena #Comedy

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I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite.

She thanked me and said *“OK Sir".*

I asked her *"Do you think that I am alive?"*

She was shocked. She looked at me and I smiled.

I said *"Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes' reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?"*

She smiled mischievously, looked at me, and said

*"Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE".*

We both laughed heartily. Nice flirt at 64!!!.

Learn to laugh, life will be better.
🧐🤷‍♂️🫣😜🤪🤣

©ankit chakraborty
joke of the day

joke of the day #Comedy

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वीर तुम अड़े रहो,
रजाई में पड़े रहो
चाय का मजा रहे,
पकौड़ी से सजा रहे
मुंह कभी रुके नहीं,
रजाई कभी उठे नहीं
वीर तुम अड़े रहो,
रजाई में पड़े रहो
बीवी की लताड़ हो
बच्चों की दहाड़ हो
तुम निडर डटो वहीं,
रजाई से उठो नहीं
वीर तुम अड़े रहो,
रजाई में पड़े रहो ||
मुंह गरजते रहे,
डंडे भी बरसते रहे
भाभी भी भड़क उठे,
चप्पल भी खड़क उठे
वीर तुम अड़े रहो,
रजाई में पड़े रहो
प्रात हो कि रात हो,
संग कोई न साथ हो
रजाई में घुसे रहो,
तुम वही डटे रहो
वीर तुम अड़े रहो,
रजाई में पड़े रहो
एक रजाई लिए हुए
एक प्रण किए हुए
अपने आराम के लिए,
सिर्फ आराम के लिए
वीर तुम अड़े रहो,
रजाई में पड़े रहो

*रजाई धारी सिंह 'दिनभर'*

©ankit chakraborty
Winter special

Winter special #Comedy

7,323 Views

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#Comedy

11,246 Views

ankit chakraborty

HA HA Ha HA
What a mathematics
Badhai ho bananewale

Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore.
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!

😀😃😄😂😜

©ankit chakraborty

#Comedy

8,039 Views

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Ghazal

Ghazal #Shayari

8,250 Views

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टीचर- इतने दिन कहां थे, स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए?

गोलू- बर्ड फ्लू हो गया था मैम।

टीचर- पर ये तो पक्षियों को होता है इंसानों को नहीं।

गोलू- इंसान समझा ही कहां आपने...रोज तो मुर्गा बना देती हो..!!

©ankit chakraborty
JOKES

JOKES #Comedy

28,606 Views

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