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"IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TICKET,

  I WOULDN'T HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN" :)


*STRANGE EXPERIENCE*
it is well said that life is full of unexpected things. In an motivational  video by Ben Lionel Scott on you tube I've listened hundreds of times  that life gives us what we want. Also, the great writer, Mr. Paulo Coelho have said in his international bestseller fable named "THE ALCHEMIST"  that " when you want something, all the universe conspire in helping you to achieve it." 
I was in the middle on fable "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari" by Robin Sharma, I was like I was up above the summit of the sky and the chasm of the ocean too. I was deeply feeling his words that filled me with strong enthusiasm and touch the core of my soul. NOW, I was more stronger than I was, more resilient too. I started laughing out loud without any reason. I did not need a reason to laugh. I was feeling the changes in me. Really, there was an inevitable, strong but natural, force attracting me towards it or may be I was attracting towards that.
 I don't know what was that but I'm writing this because this is the time, THE RIGHT NOW, I can write or let it slip. But I can't go away from this force and the feeling too. So I'm penning it down, now.
It was late that night about 1:30. I usually went off to sleep at 11. But I was still awoke and was talking to a girl. It is a natural tendency of boys fascinating towards girls. I need to catch the train in morning at 08:40 from Sarai Rohilla railway station for Mohindergarh, my hometown. But I was still enjoying talking to her. Finally she said I want to sleep and I let her sleep because I also wanted to sleep. I put an alarm of 7 and slept.
The alarm was going off and I woke up in agile. I got fresh, brushed the teeth, took the bag on shoulder, locked the room and finally got out of the flat. On the way, I took out my phone and found it was already 7:25. I had a fear of missing the train in my mind but my intuition was so strong that I knew that I wouldn't let the train went off without boarding me in. I reached the metro station at about 7:35 and got the metro anon. I changed the metro from Rajeev Chowk and from Kashmiri gate too. But it was misfortune that I got confused between Shastri Nagar and Shastri park metro station and the metro took me to the Shastri park instead of Shastri Nagar. I asked someone the way of railway station and he assured me that I got confuse between the names and I need to go back now. That splendid my mind with the fear of missing the train.But my intuition did not let rule that fear over me. And finally I reached Shastri Nagar metro station and deboard from metro station and checked the time that it was 8:32. The railway station was about 2 KM away from there and I did not find a single auto rickshaw there, not a single one. Then I decided to go with a rickshaw. I was thudding down my phone over my wrist on the way and finally I managed to reach the station at 8:38. I thanked God from my intuition.
I rushed in the ticket counter and found that there was a huge line on the counter and meanwhile the speaker at the station announced that "the train no. this this that from Delhi Sarai Rohilla to Bikaner is going to leave from platform no. 4."  What a shit? 
It was the time I have to decide whether I should should take the ticket or not. In my subconscious, there  was a thing, from the past experiences, that it's super fast train and nobody would come to check the tickets on a general coach. I've gone many times through the same route and the same train and I never found any ticket checker, not a single time. So i decided to not to take the ticket. This happened within a fraction of time.
I had no fear of anything and I was happy that my intuition was right and caught the train. Then I realized that I'm hearing a strong horn and found that the train started moving. The train was 4 platform away from me and I needed to go by the over bridge. I ran as fast as I can and finally got in the train. I was inhaling deeply and smiling too because finally I was in train  and luckily I got a seat too. Before my breathe got normal, the train's speed was on its peak.
On the way, I wanted to read the novel as I always carry something to read on a journey. But there was a group of two girls and a boy who was directing and disturbing too to concentrate me on the novel. I laughed on the silly things they were talking about the college life and functions. But then he said that, in society, men must dominate women and should take the decision for women. He also said that it is written in Vedas and Purana like Geeta and Mahabharata. I wanted to interrupt but i let it be. I don't wanted to get involved. I  just thought that, " did he ever read a single religion book? " And i started looking out of the window. After some time, the train was at Rewari station.
As I did not eat anything since morning, I decided to take sips of tea and I got one. After a few minutes the train started moving again. This time I was free to read my novel as the group was not there. It was about an hour away from my hometown, I was totally involved in the novel and then I heard a loud voice that changed my mind. YES, there were ticket checkers in the coach and they were arguing with a family about the tickets. Whatever they were doing with the family, my mid skip that thing and I thought, I did not have the ticket, what should I do?
As from the past experience of one of my friend that he told me once that he got stuck in same situation and he used washroom to escape from the ticket checkers. An uncle was sitting besides me and I asked him that I did not have any ticket. what should I do? He also suggested the same thing to go to washroom. I, then, decided to go to washroom. I thought to go on the same side where the ticket checkers were checking the tickets but then a thought came to my mind that there is a fine difference between a brave and moron and I went on the another side of the coach. I found the washroom too away from my seat and came back to my seat without going to the washroom. I did not know what was happening with me. I could stand there in washroom and get escaped.
I was not feeling strange although it was first time with me. I was like i already knew that I would face this situation. Mentally, I was strong and intuitively, I was stronger. I had no fear of chasing the ticket checkers. Still I was sure that the ticket checkers would not check me or I would not let them to check me. My intuition was inflexible. I also thought that if there's 1% chance of being caught, I would pay them the fine, simple ! I was smiling on myself and found this situation a pleasure. Then I stood up and started going towards the ticket checkers to the washroom. I counted them. they were 4. Two of them were arguing with the family and rest were checking the tickets. On the way I excused a ticket checker for letting me go and he let me go towards the washroom. I was in the washroom now and thinking what to do now? Then I decided to go and stood where the two ticket checkers were arguing with the family because there were 4-5 person standing and enjoying the whole drama. I came out and did not go near the drama. I stood near the coach gate and started enjoying the rapid air touching my face. I stood there for 20 minutes and finally the train stopped at Mohindergarh railway station. I went back to my seat and found that the ticket checkers had already gone. I collected my bag and novel. Then the uncle asked me in an exciting manner that what did happen? Did they catch you? You paid fine? I smiled and said that I am fine and nothing happened also I said:  " IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TICKET,  I WOULDN'T HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN" :)

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Story : Khwab
Writer: Naziya M.

Story based on virtual gaming Avakins.

Aaj itne waqt baad hum dono amne saamne aane wale the.Dil mein ajeeb tarah ki ghabrahat thi.Halaki hum dono ek dusre k liye bilkul bhi ajnabi nahi the.Ek dusre ki zindagi se sire se wakif the.Bas kabhi ek dusre ko dekha nahi tha.Lekin hamesha hasrat thi dekhne ki.Ye virtual mulaqatoan ka silsila jab shuru hua jab me ek din koft me akar dunia ko alvida kahna chahti thi.Dil me gussa tha.Depression se meri tabiyat din ba din bigadti jaa rahi thi.Sochti thi is dunia me koi to hoga jo meri tarah sochta hoga.Meri tarah zindagi ko khushdili k sath jina chahta hoga.Jisey barishon me bheegna or junglon ki sair karna pasand hoga.Hasna or hasana uski aadat ho.Jisse jab baat karna shuru karu to waqt kam padne lage.

Me apne mobile ki addict hoti ja rahi thi.Din raat facebook  or instagram per haste khilkhilaatey chehrey dekhkar mujhe lagta ye log zindagi me kitne mutmayeen hain.Kya ye log asal zindagi me bhi utne hi khush hain??Is tarah k kai sawalaat mere zehen me aatey jaatey rehte.Phir mujhe gaming ka bhoot sawaar hua.Ek game jisne meri dunia badal di.

Mene ek virtual reality wala game downlaod kiya.Mene khud k character ko wo roop dia jaisa me khud ko tasavvur karti thi.Us shakhs se mein us game mein ek golden sand beach nam ki jagah per mili.Wo akela betha waha suraj ko doobta hua dekh raha tha.Khamoshi me sirf samandar ki lehro ki awazien aa rahi thin.Mien chup chaap jakar uske pas jakar beth gayi.Usne ek nazar mujhper par dali or anjan ban gya.

Kuch der baad usne mujhse pucha:"Kya hua kyu pareshan ho? Mein hairat me pad gayi isey kaise pata mein pareshan hu.Mein apni private life kisi se share nhi karti lekin usse na jane kaise kar gayi.Ya shayad uske lafzon me kuch aisa jaadu tha ki chahkar bhi kuch nhi chupa payi mein.
Wo ab kafi hud tak mujhe jaan gya tha.Is tarah hamari roz baat hone lagi.Me roz beach per bethi uska intezar karti.Wo jaise hi ata mujhe wo khushi ka ehsas hota jaise dil ki koi hasrat puri ho gayi hu.Usne mujhe itni khoobsurat jaghon ki sair karayi jo mene kabhi apni zindagi me nhi dekhi thi.Hum roz ek nayi jagah explore karte or ghanto baatein karte.Kabhi discos mein kabhi islands per kabhi desert mein.Uski shayeri se mein bahut mutaassir hui thi.Wo bahut khas sher likhta tha jinmein ek aad farsi ka lafz bhi hota.Usko her baat ko wajahat k sath samjhana aata tha.Wo mere liye to kam se kam kisi miracle se kam nahi tha.Mein uski baaton per litrally hasne lagti.Kabhi rone bhi lagti.Mujhe ehsas hota ki hum ek dusre se virtually jude huye hain.Jo me sochti ya likhne wali hoti wo keh deta.Ek martaba uski taraf internet weak tha to wo do din tak online nahi aa paya.Mein wahi beach per bethi uska intezar karti rehti.Do din badi mushkil se nikle.I missed him so much.Ehsas hua uski jagah ka.Uski baatien mere zehen me ghumti rehti.Kuch pal k liye me apni present life k jhagdon ko bhool jati.Uski poori chats k screenshots mein mail mein save karti jaati.Baad mein un lafzon k maayne google karti.Bahut hi gazab ka banda nazar aata tha.

Phir do din baad wo aya.Usne message type kia"Hi"

Mein to khushi se phule nahi sama rahi thi.Us din humne poori raat baatien ki.Mein bahut khush thi.Hamari dosti ka level 2 shuru ho gya tha.Hum dono ne combined ghar purchase kar liya.Phir hum dono ne milkar usmein furniture shift kia.Uske or mere pas jitna bhi bonus amount tha usse humne joint disco room liya.Wo apni pasand k gaane lagata or hum dance karte karte baatien karte.Kabhi club jaatey to waha pool me pair daalkar hum dono apne apne qisse sunakar ek dusre ko hasate.Agar koi ladki uske pas aati ya usse baat karti to mujhe behad jalan hoti or mein usse lad beth ti.Wo khoob maze leta.

Uski baatien itni positive or itni funny hoti ki insan na chahtey huye bhi uska mureed ho jaye.Usne sundown club mein mujhe dinner per invite kia.

Meine badi mushkil se khud k liye red gown select kia jo kafi khoobsurat metallica designer ka tha.Mene hair style change kia.Jwellery change ki.Do char ache animation pose download kiye or mene sundown club me sign in kia.Waha hazaro log aapas me baatien kar rahe the.Kuch ajibo gareeb log vampire ka costume pehne hawa me latke nazar aaye."Hi bful" ka msg padhtey hi meri nazar Usey dhoondney lagi.Mein club k dance floor se hoti hui backside gayi jaha open balcony thi or uske bahar samadar ka nazara tha.Zain77 mujhe wahi sofe pe betha nazar aya.Mein jakar uske qareeb hi beth gayi.Usne pehli baar meri taarif ki.Wo taarif k maamle me bahut kanjoos tha.Wo light blue blazer per white studded trouser pehna hua tha.Baal uske spikes ka shape liye huye the or piche ek choti si pony thi.

Kuch der tak hum khamosh bethe rahe.Wo utha or mere qadmo me aakar niche beth gya.Mere mobile ki screen per uska typed msg "I love you" dikha.Mera dil zoro se dhadakne laga.Ussse mujhe is baat ki ummid nahi thi.Me chup rahi or uska dusra msg aya yes or no.Mene jawab dia yes.Wo utha or hum dono ne kiss ka emogi press kia.We hugged each other for long tym or phir shuru hua mohabbat ka aaghaz.Hum din rat baatien karte.Level 22 per hum chat points ki wajah se hi pahunche.Hum dono ne relation status husband and wife kar liya.Ek hi ghar me shift ho gaye.Shaadi ki dosto ko bulaya.It was huge function.Everyone danced lyk mad.Zain ne disco per saare hardrock play kiye.Sach me aisa laga ki shadi hui hai.Ek ek pal bahut enjoy kia.Usne honeymoon tak plan kia hua tha.I was so living into my dream lyk its for real.Zain ne mujhe wo khushi di jo mujhe kisi se ummid nhi thi.Humne apni zindagi ki shuruaat jungle mein bane ek treehouse per ki.Mene dekha wo sirf jeans pehne huye tha or uske badan per tattoos bane huye the.Bats or vampires uske fav the.Kuch arabi k calligraphy  k lafz gude huye the.Wo hemak per leta hua tha.Me apna wedding gown pehne thi.Usne meri taarif me phir ek farsi ka shair arz kia jisko mene google krne ki zaroorat nhi samjhi.Usne khud hi uske maayne mere samne likh diye.

Tum chand se utri shehzadi ho jo sirf mere liye is dunia me aayi ho.

Mera dil khushi se jhoomne laga.Mein waha ek badi si chair per beth gayi.Wo uthkar mere qareeb aya or bola agar me tumhare qareeb aaun to gussa to karogi.Mujhe hasee aa gyi.

Zain ne kaha hasee to phasi.Mujhe or hasee aa gyi.Usne mujhe dekhte huye kaha aaj agar tum sach me mere samne aise aati to me sach me pagal ho jata.Me bahut hairan thi.Wo kabhi bhi apne jazbaaoton ka khulkar ehsas nhi karata tha.Lekin aaj wo bina lafzo ki her phair kiye bole ja raha tha.Mujhe aisa laga me saatvein aasman per hu.Mein andar hi andar dil dhadkta hua mehsoos kar rhi thi.Kya hai is bande mein jo iske lafz dil per itna asar karte hain.Usne mujhe imagination  ki ek alag hi duniya me pahuncha dia tha.Hum raat bhar baatien karte rahe.Usne mujhe bahut batien aisi boli ki sharm se laal ho gyi.

Us insan k yeh naya roop mere samne tha.Wo bahut zyada romantic tha.Uska her andaz nirala tha.Mene wo raat poori jaag kar guzaar di.Phir subah hotey hotey hum dono offline huye.

Kuch din baad hamari imaginary relation ka level 3 shuru hua.Usne mujhe apni real life k baare mein bataya.Mene bhi usse sab kuch share kia.Hum dono bahut hassas the.Apni real life zindagiyon se mutmayeen nhi the or humne kuch din baad ek faisla liya.

Aaj mein us k hi shahar me hun or mere qadam dare dare se uski taraf badh rahein hain.Kya hoga jab wo mujhe pehli baar dekhega?Kya mein uske ahdo paimane per khari utrungi?Hazaaron sawal mere ird gird mujhe ghere huye the.Lekin mere qadam nahi ruke or mein us coffee table per ja bethi jaha usne mujhe milne ka wada kia tha.Mein ghabrahat se idhar udhar dekhti rahi or apni dhadkano per qabu karne ki behisab koshish karti rahi.Meri ungliyan glass ko pakde huye bhi kaanp rahi thin isse mujhe apne andar k toofan ki kaifiyat ka anadaza ho raha tha.Mene ek hath apne dhadaktey huye sine per rakha or aankhien band kar lin taki kuch normal ho saku.Samne aane wale ki aahat se mene apni aankhein kholi.

"Bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho jaisa ki mein tasavvur kia karta tha"Uske in alfazon ne mere galo per surkhi bikher di.Meri himmat bhi nahi hui ki usey gor se dekh sakun.Ek ajeeb si hichkichahat thi.Usne aage badhkar mere hath me hath rakh dia or mere badan me bijli si dod gayi.

"Tum bahut bahadur ho i know to phir is tarah dari sehmi si kyu bethi ho?"

Mene badi himmat jutakar uski aankho mein dekha or kaha:Jab apke pairo mein lohe ki zanzeerien na  daalkar koi apke zehen ko hi zanzeeron se jakad kar rakh de to bahar nikalne mein ek umr lag jati hai or ...Mujhe to kuch ghante hi huye hain"Kuch aansu meri palko per aakar theher gaye.

Wo shaqs utha or thoda meri taraf jhuka or uski khushbu meri rooh mein utar gayi.Wo kehne laga"Mein tumse beinteha mohabbat karta hu sahar.Chalo mere sath"

Uske aam se kahe gaye in  alfazon mein aisa kya jaadu tha ki mera zehen ek minute k liye dunia bhul gya or mene khud ko uske hawaale kar dia.Aas paas bethe huye log hairan ho gaye or kuch muskuraane lage.Usne mere hotho ko chua or mujhe zehen ki bandisho se hamesha k liye aazad kar dia.🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

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#LoveStory
#ShortStory

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"Pl let me know if you can help - A friend of mine bought tickets to the IPL match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that this Sunday is his wedding... coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date .... Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married ..........😂"

Pl let me know if you can help - A friend of mine  bought tickets to the IPL match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that this Sunday is his wedding... coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date .... Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married ..........😂

#Random #criketlove

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"Funny hindi memes Day 1- Chalo Goa chalte hai is bar sab ghumne Day 2- Ha bhai bas tickets book karni hai packing to maine abhi se shuru kardi hai Day2,Day3........Day9- The excitement goes on Day 10- Yaar office mai Kam bhot agaya Yaar Tabiyat Thodi thek nahi hai Yaar mummy mana kar rahi hai Ha bas tickets karani hai karlenge tu tension mat le After years..Marne ka din- Ha bhai tu tension mat le bas thek hoja fir sab chalenge na Goa #NojotoQuote"

Funny hindi memes Day 1- Chalo Goa chalte hai is bar sab ghumne
Day 2- Ha bhai bas tickets book karni hai 
packing to maine abhi se shuru kardi hai
Day2,Day3........Day9- The excitement goes on
Day 10- Yaar office mai Kam bhot agaya
Yaar Tabiyat Thodi thek nahi hai
Yaar mummy mana kar rahi hai
Ha bas tickets karani hai karlenge tu tension mat le
After years..Marne ka din- Ha bhai tu tension mat le bas thek hoja fir sab chalenge na Goa 
 #NojotoQuote

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"samay samay ni vat che, tickets to loko mate.. mare to bas eni yaad che , thodi harakh ni minute no hisab che, koi prem no safar hato e emni sathe bas.. etle j mare tya e ticket purse ma rakhvano rivaj che.. ha,kahu chu ne e tickets kaik khas che....."

samay samay ni vat che,
tickets to loko mate..
mare to bas eni yaad che ,
thodi harakh ni minute no hisab che,
koi prem no safar hato e emni sathe bas..
etle j mare tya e ticket purse ma rakhvano rivaj che..
ha,kahu chu ne e tickets kaik khas che.....

# journey of love

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"IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TICKET,

  I WOULDN'T HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN" :)


*STRANGE EXPERIENCE*
it is well said that life is full of unexpected things. In an motivational  video by Ben Lionel Scott on you tube I've listened hundreds of times  that life gives us what we want. Also, the great writer, Mr. Paulo Coelho have said in his international bestseller fable named "THE ALCHEMIST"  that " when you want something, all the universe conspire in helping you to achieve it." 
I was in the middle on fable "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari" by Robin Sharma, I was like I was up above the summit of the sky and the chasm of the ocean too. I was deeply feeling his words that filled me with strong enthusiasm and touch the core of my soul. NOW, I was more stronger than I was, more resilient too. I started laughing out loud without any reason. I did not need a reason to laugh. I was feeling the changes in me. Really, there was an inevitable, strong but natural, force attracting me towards it or may be I was attracting towards that.
 I don't know what was that but I'm writing this because this is the time, THE RIGHT NOW, I can write or let it slip. But I can't go away from this force and the feeling too. So I'm penning it down, now.
It was late that night about 1:30. I usually went off to sleep at 11. But I was still awoke and was talking to a girl. It is a natural tendency of boys fascinating towards girls. I need to catch the train in morning at 08:40 from Sarai Rohilla railway station for Mohindergarh, my hometown. But I was still enjoying talking to her. Finally she said I want to sleep and I let her sleep because I also wanted to sleep. I put an alarm of 7 and slept.
The alarm was going off and I woke up in agile. I got fresh, brushed the teeth, took the bag on shoulder, locked the room and finally got out of the flat. On the way, I took out my phone and found it was already 7:25. I had a fear of missing the train in my mind but my intuition was so strong that I knew that I wouldn't let the train went off without boarding me in. I reached the metro station at about 7:35 and got the metro anon. I changed the metro from Rajeev Chowk and from Kashmiri gate too. But it was misfortune that I got confused between Shastri Nagar and Shastri park metro station and the metro took me to the Shastri park instead of Shastri Nagar. I asked someone the way of railway station and he assured me that I got confuse between the names and I need to go back now. That splendid my mind with the fear of missing the train.But my intuition did not let rule that fear over me. And finally I reached Shastri Nagar metro station and deboard from metro station and checked the time that it was 8:32. The railway station was about 2 KM away from there and I did not find a single auto rickshaw there, not a single one. Then I decided to go with a rickshaw. I was thudding down my phone over my wrist on the way and finally I managed to reach the station at 8:38. I thanked God from my intuition.
I rushed in the ticket counter and found that there was a huge line on the counter and meanwhile the speaker at the station announced that "the train no. this this that from Delhi Sarai Rohilla to Bikaner is going to leave from platform no. 4."  What a shit? 
It was the time I have to decide whether I should should take the ticket or not. In my subconscious, there  was a thing, from the past experiences, that it's super fast train and nobody would come to check the tickets on a general coach. I've gone many times through the same route and the same train and I never found any ticket checker, not a single time. So i decided to not to take the ticket. This happened within a fraction of time.
I had no fear of anything and I was happy that my intuition was right and caught the train. Then I realized that I'm hearing a strong horn and found that the train started moving. The train was 4 platform away from me and I needed to go by the over bridge. I ran as fast as I can and finally got in the train. I was inhaling deeply and smiling too because finally I was in train  and luckily I got a seat too. Before my breathe got normal, the train's speed was on its peak.
On the way, I wanted to read the novel as I always carry something to read on a journey. But there was a group of two girls and a boy who was directing and disturbing too to concentrate me on the novel. I laughed on the silly things they were talking about the college life and functions. But then he said that, in society, men must dominate women and should take the decision for women. He also said that it is written in Vedas and Purana like Geeta and Mahabharata. I wanted to interrupt but i let it be. I don't wanted to get involved. I  just thought that, " did he ever read a single religion book? " And i started looking out of the window. After some time, the train was at Rewari station.
As I did not eat anything since morning, I decided to take sips of tea and I got one. After a few minutes the train started moving again. This time I was free to read my novel as the group was not there. It was about an hour away from my hometown, I was totally involved in the novel and then I heard a loud voice that changed my mind. YES, there were ticket checkers in the coach and they were arguing with a family about the tickets. Whatever they were doing with the family, my mid skip that thing and I thought, I did not have the ticket, what should I do?
As from the past experience of one of my friend that he told me once that he got stuck in same situation and he used washroom to escape from the ticket checkers. An uncle was sitting besides me and I asked him that I did not have any ticket. what should I do? He also suggested the same thing to go to washroom. I, then, decided to go to washroom. I thought to go on the same side where the ticket checkers were checking the tickets but then a thought came to my mind that there is a fine difference between a brave and moron and I went on the another side of the coach. I found the washroom too away from my seat and came back to my seat without going to the washroom. I did not know what was happening with me. I could stand there in washroom and get escaped.
I was not feeling strange although it was first time with me. I was like i already knew that I would face this situation. Mentally, I was strong and intuitively, I was stronger. I had no fear of chasing the ticket checkers. Still I was sure that the ticket checkers would not check me or I would not let them to check me. My intuition was inflexible. I also thought that if there's 1% chance of being caught, I would pay them the fine, simple ! I was smiling on myself and found this situation a pleasure. Then I stood up and started going towards the ticket checkers to the washroom. I counted them. they were 4. Two of them were arguing with the family and rest were checking the tickets. On the way I excused a ticket checker for letting me go and he let me go towards the washroom. I was in the washroom now and thinking what to do now? Then I decided to go and stood where the two ticket checkers were arguing with the family because there were 4-5 person standing and enjoying the whole drama. I came out and did not go near the drama. I stood near the coach gate and started enjoying the rapid air touching my face. I stood there for 20 minutes and finally the train stopped at Mohindergarh railway station. I went back to my seat and found that the ticket checkers had already gone. I collected my bag and novel. Then the uncle asked me in an exciting manner that what did happen? Did they catch you? You paid fine? I smiled and said that I am fine and nothing happened also I said:  " IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TICKET,  I WOULDN'T HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN" :)

4 Love

Story : Khwab
Writer: Naziya M.

Story based on virtual gaming Avakins.

Aaj itne waqt baad hum dono amne saamne aane wale the.Dil mein ajeeb tarah ki ghabrahat thi.Halaki hum dono ek dusre k liye bilkul bhi ajnabi nahi the.Ek dusre ki zindagi se sire se wakif the.Bas kabhi ek dusre ko dekha nahi tha.Lekin hamesha hasrat thi dekhne ki.Ye virtual mulaqatoan ka silsila jab shuru hua jab me ek din koft me akar dunia ko alvida kahna chahti thi.Dil me gussa tha.Depression se meri tabiyat din ba din bigadti jaa rahi thi.Sochti thi is dunia me koi to hoga jo meri tarah sochta hoga.Meri tarah zindagi ko khushdili k sath jina chahta hoga.Jisey barishon me bheegna or junglon ki sair karna pasand hoga.Hasna or hasana uski aadat ho.Jisse jab baat karna shuru karu to waqt kam padne lage.

Me apne mobile ki addict hoti ja rahi thi.Din raat facebook  or instagram per haste khilkhilaatey chehrey dekhkar mujhe lagta ye log zindagi me kitne mutmayeen hain.Kya ye log asal zindagi me bhi utne hi khush hain??Is tarah k kai sawalaat mere zehen me aatey jaatey rehte.Phir mujhe gaming ka bhoot sawaar hua.Ek game jisne meri dunia badal di.

Mene ek virtual reality wala game downlaod kiya.Mene khud k character ko wo roop dia jaisa me khud ko tasavvur karti thi.Us shakhs se mein us game mein ek golden sand beach nam ki jagah per mili.Wo akela betha waha suraj ko doobta hua dekh raha tha.Khamoshi me sirf samandar ki lehro ki awazien aa rahi thin.Mien chup chaap jakar uske pas jakar beth gayi.Usne ek nazar mujhper par dali or anjan ban gya.

Kuch der baad usne mujhse pucha:"Kya hua kyu pareshan ho? Mein hairat me pad gayi isey kaise pata mein pareshan hu.Mein apni private life kisi se share nhi karti lekin usse na jane kaise kar gayi.Ya shayad uske lafzon me kuch aisa jaadu tha ki chahkar bhi kuch nhi chupa payi mein.
Wo ab kafi hud tak mujhe jaan gya tha.Is tarah hamari roz baat hone lagi.Me roz beach per bethi uska intezar karti.Wo jaise hi ata mujhe wo khushi ka ehsas hota jaise dil ki koi hasrat puri ho gayi hu.Usne mujhe itni khoobsurat jaghon ki sair karayi jo mene kabhi apni zindagi me nhi dekhi thi.Hum roz ek nayi jagah explore karte or ghanto baatein karte.Kabhi discos mein kabhi islands per kabhi desert mein.Uski shayeri se mein bahut mutaassir hui thi.Wo bahut khas sher likhta tha jinmein ek aad farsi ka lafz bhi hota.Usko her baat ko wajahat k sath samjhana aata tha.Wo mere liye to kam se kam kisi miracle se kam nahi tha.Mein uski baaton per litrally hasne lagti.Kabhi rone bhi lagti.Mujhe ehsas hota ki hum ek dusre se virtually jude huye hain.Jo me sochti ya likhne wali hoti wo keh deta.Ek martaba uski taraf internet weak tha to wo do din tak online nahi aa paya.Mein wahi beach per bethi uska intezar karti rehti.Do din badi mushkil se nikle.I missed him so much.Ehsas hua uski jagah ka.Uski baatien mere zehen me ghumti rehti.Kuch pal k liye me apni present life k jhagdon ko bhool jati.Uski poori chats k screenshots mein mail mein save karti jaati.Baad mein un lafzon k maayne google karti.Bahut hi gazab ka banda nazar aata tha.

Phir do din baad wo aya.Usne message type kia"Hi"

Mein to khushi se phule nahi sama rahi thi.Us din humne poori raat baatien ki.Mein bahut khush thi.Hamari dosti ka level 2 shuru ho gya tha.Hum dono ne combined ghar purchase kar liya.Phir hum dono ne milkar usmein furniture shift kia.Uske or mere pas jitna bhi bonus amount tha usse humne joint disco room liya.Wo apni pasand k gaane lagata or hum dance karte karte baatien karte.Kabhi club jaatey to waha pool me pair daalkar hum dono apne apne qisse sunakar ek dusre ko hasate.Agar koi ladki uske pas aati ya usse baat karti to mujhe behad jalan hoti or mein usse lad beth ti.Wo khoob maze leta.

Uski baatien itni positive or itni funny hoti ki insan na chahtey huye bhi uska mureed ho jaye.Usne sundown club mein mujhe dinner per invite kia.

Meine badi mushkil se khud k liye red gown select kia jo kafi khoobsurat metallica designer ka tha.Mene hair style change kia.Jwellery change ki.Do char ache animation pose download kiye or mene sundown club me sign in kia.Waha hazaro log aapas me baatien kar rahe the.Kuch ajibo gareeb log vampire ka costume pehne hawa me latke nazar aaye."Hi bful" ka msg padhtey hi meri nazar Usey dhoondney lagi.Mein club k dance floor se hoti hui backside gayi jaha open balcony thi or uske bahar samadar ka nazara tha.Zain77 mujhe wahi sofe pe betha nazar aya.Mein jakar uske qareeb hi beth gayi.Usne pehli baar meri taarif ki.Wo taarif k maamle me bahut kanjoos tha.Wo light blue blazer per white studded trouser pehna hua tha.Baal uske spikes ka shape liye huye the or piche ek choti si pony thi.

Kuch der tak hum khamosh bethe rahe.Wo utha or mere qadmo me aakar niche beth gya.Mere mobile ki screen per uska typed msg "I love you" dikha.Mera dil zoro se dhadakne laga.Ussse mujhe is baat ki ummid nahi thi.Me chup rahi or uska dusra msg aya yes or no.Mene jawab dia yes.Wo utha or hum dono ne kiss ka emogi press kia.We hugged each other for long tym or phir shuru hua mohabbat ka aaghaz.Hum din rat baatien karte.Level 22 per hum chat points ki wajah se hi pahunche.Hum dono ne relation status husband and wife kar liya.Ek hi ghar me shift ho gaye.Shaadi ki dosto ko bulaya.It was huge function.Everyone danced lyk mad.Zain ne disco per saare hardrock play kiye.Sach me aisa laga ki shadi hui hai.Ek ek pal bahut enjoy kia.Usne honeymoon tak plan kia hua tha.I was so living into my dream lyk its for real.Zain ne mujhe wo khushi di jo mujhe kisi se ummid nhi thi.Humne apni zindagi ki shuruaat jungle mein bane ek treehouse per ki.Mene dekha wo sirf jeans pehne huye tha or uske badan per tattoos bane huye the.Bats or vampires uske fav the.Kuch arabi k calligraphy  k lafz gude huye the.Wo hemak per leta hua tha.Me apna wedding gown pehne thi.Usne meri taarif me phir ek farsi ka shair arz kia jisko mene google krne ki zaroorat nhi samjhi.Usne khud hi uske maayne mere samne likh diye.

Tum chand se utri shehzadi ho jo sirf mere liye is dunia me aayi ho.

Mera dil khushi se jhoomne laga.Mein waha ek badi si chair per beth gayi.Wo uthkar mere qareeb aya or bola agar me tumhare qareeb aaun to gussa to karogi.Mujhe hasee aa gyi.

Zain ne kaha hasee to phasi.Mujhe or hasee aa gyi.Usne mujhe dekhte huye kaha aaj agar tum sach me mere samne aise aati to me sach me pagal ho jata.Me bahut hairan thi.Wo kabhi bhi apne jazbaaoton ka khulkar ehsas nhi karata tha.Lekin aaj wo bina lafzo ki her phair kiye bole ja raha tha.Mujhe aisa laga me saatvein aasman per hu.Mein andar hi andar dil dhadkta hua mehsoos kar rhi thi.Kya hai is bande mein jo iske lafz dil per itna asar karte hain.Usne mujhe imagination  ki ek alag hi duniya me pahuncha dia tha.Hum raat bhar baatien karte rahe.Usne mujhe bahut batien aisi boli ki sharm se laal ho gyi.

Us insan k yeh naya roop mere samne tha.Wo bahut zyada romantic tha.Uska her andaz nirala tha.Mene wo raat poori jaag kar guzaar di.Phir subah hotey hotey hum dono offline huye.

Kuch din baad hamari imaginary relation ka level 3 shuru hua.Usne mujhe apni real life k baare mein bataya.Mene bhi usse sab kuch share kia.Hum dono bahut hassas the.Apni real life zindagiyon se mutmayeen nhi the or humne kuch din baad ek faisla liya.

Aaj mein us k hi shahar me hun or mere qadam dare dare se uski taraf badh rahein hain.Kya hoga jab wo mujhe pehli baar dekhega?Kya mein uske ahdo paimane per khari utrungi?Hazaaron sawal mere ird gird mujhe ghere huye the.Lekin mere qadam nahi ruke or mein us coffee table per ja bethi jaha usne mujhe milne ka wada kia tha.Mein ghabrahat se idhar udhar dekhti rahi or apni dhadkano per qabu karne ki behisab koshish karti rahi.Meri ungliyan glass ko pakde huye bhi kaanp rahi thin isse mujhe apne andar k toofan ki kaifiyat ka anadaza ho raha tha.Mene ek hath apne dhadaktey huye sine per rakha or aankhien band kar lin taki kuch normal ho saku.Samne aane wale ki aahat se mene apni aankhein kholi.

"Bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho jaisa ki mein tasavvur kia karta tha"Uske in alfazon ne mere galo per surkhi bikher di.Meri himmat bhi nahi hui ki usey gor se dekh sakun.Ek ajeeb si hichkichahat thi.Usne aage badhkar mere hath me hath rakh dia or mere badan me bijli si dod gayi.

"Tum bahut bahadur ho i know to phir is tarah dari sehmi si kyu bethi ho?"

Mene badi himmat jutakar uski aankho mein dekha or kaha:Jab apke pairo mein lohe ki zanzeerien na  daalkar koi apke zehen ko hi zanzeeron se jakad kar rakh de to bahar nikalne mein ek umr lag jati hai or ...Mujhe to kuch ghante hi huye hain"Kuch aansu meri palko per aakar theher gaye.

Wo shaqs utha or thoda meri taraf jhuka or uski khushbu meri rooh mein utar gayi.Wo kehne laga"Mein tumse beinteha mohabbat karta hu sahar.Chalo mere sath"

Uske aam se kahe gaye in  alfazon mein aisa kya jaadu tha ki mera zehen ek minute k liye dunia bhul gya or mene khud ko uske hawaale kar dia.Aas paas bethe huye log hairan ho gaye or kuch muskuraane lage.Usne mere hotho ko chua or mujhe zehen ki bandisho se hamesha k liye aazad kar dia.🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

#gaming
#LoveStory
#ShortStory

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"Pl let me know if you can help - A friend of mine bought tickets to the IPL match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that this Sunday is his wedding... coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date .... Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married ..........😂"

Pl let me know if you can help - A friend of mine  bought tickets to the IPL match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that this Sunday is his wedding... coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date .... Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married ..........😂

#Random #criketlove

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"Funny hindi memes Day 1- Chalo Goa chalte hai is bar sab ghumne Day 2- Ha bhai bas tickets book karni hai packing to maine abhi se shuru kardi hai Day2,Day3........Day9- The excitement goes on Day 10- Yaar office mai Kam bhot agaya Yaar Tabiyat Thodi thek nahi hai Yaar mummy mana kar rahi hai Ha bas tickets karani hai karlenge tu tension mat le After years..Marne ka din- Ha bhai tu tension mat le bas thek hoja fir sab chalenge na Goa #NojotoQuote"

Funny hindi memes Day 1- Chalo Goa chalte hai is bar sab ghumne
Day 2- Ha bhai bas tickets book karni hai 
packing to maine abhi se shuru kardi hai
Day2,Day3........Day9- The excitement goes on
Day 10- Yaar office mai Kam bhot agaya
Yaar Tabiyat Thodi thek nahi hai
Yaar mummy mana kar rahi hai
Ha bas tickets karani hai karlenge tu tension mat le
After years..Marne ka din- Ha bhai tu tension mat le bas thek hoja fir sab chalenge na Goa 
 #NojotoQuote

#koinaiayega #Nojotocomedy #Meme #FunnyHindiQuoteStatic

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"samay samay ni vat che, tickets to loko mate.. mare to bas eni yaad che , thodi harakh ni minute no hisab che, koi prem no safar hato e emni sathe bas.. etle j mare tya e ticket purse ma rakhvano rivaj che.. ha,kahu chu ne e tickets kaik khas che....."

samay samay ni vat che,
tickets to loko mate..
mare to bas eni yaad che ,
thodi harakh ni minute no hisab che,
koi prem no safar hato e emni sathe bas..
etle j mare tya e ticket purse ma rakhvano rivaj che..
ha,kahu chu ne e tickets kaik khas che.....

# journey of love

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