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தன் உயிரை பிணையம் வைக்கிறார்கள்
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கழுத்தின் மேல் கத்தி!

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wind
Today there is a mustache in the air,
These winds look very sweet to you.
It used to come every day,
But you have felt today ..

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#Nojoto #Hindi #nojotoenglish #nojotopoetry #Poetry #Poet #Love #Life Sayaro Bano Suprabha Kumari Rinu Sangya Venu

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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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#Nojoto, #letter

Dear Shifu,

Hey, it's me, Shifali Gulati. The grown up you. The eighteen year-old you. Yes darling, you read that right. You're still alive after whole three years. And you're strong now. Don't believe me? That's why I'm writing this.

Hon, first of all, I want you to know that this isn't your end. You aren't supposed to give up too soon. Your suicide plans for your sixteenth birthday will only result in one of the best lessons of your life. I know you're on the edge now. There's no more space for any more bullshit from anyone and you're only filled with everything that everyone has to give to you. But this isn't the end. You're stronger than you know. You'll get through this. Yes. You. Will. I'm the living proof of this.

You know what? Everything you've faced yet holds a purpose. Everything happens for a reason. And don't get me wrong, but you have to prepare yourself for more is yet to come. Even I am still having difficulties in getting over past. I still have the diary you write every night trying to put the heaviness off your chest. But not for long, I'm going to turn it into ashes the moment you'll get this letter. I want to feel letting go of my past while burning each page of our journal. Writing it was important, for you couldn't get your emotions out in any other way. Also destroying it is important. It has to end. You'll understand that soon. However the suffering doesn't end there. I want to tell you that the demons do seldom visit me. Though they're not under your bed anymore. There are no more nightmares, no panic attacks, nothing. The feeling of disgust you get everytime you look at your body has left now. Mirrors have became my favourite companions. I've started to love myself. Haha sounds funny to you na? I know when I was you, loving myself seemed completely impossible. But no, it doesn't take time for impossibles to turn around opposite. Because I still look at my self harm scars that are wounds for you. They're my battle lines. Today I have more scars than skin. And this makes me feel proud of you. You're the reason for what I am today. It's an honour to be alive. It really is. It's a mark for happiness. You'll be happy one day. Don't forget that.

You've seen a lot in life and are yet to see a lot. I'm repeating this. Because time is evil. Yes life happened, but time doesn't wait for anyone right? Everytime you'll feel struck, do remember life hasn't stopped. It'll keep moving like it always does, taking you to a new place altogether. And while you're there, try to experience more than running away. It'll make you feel stronger. For once, step out and see the world around you. Feel the sun reminding people of the beginning of the day. Feel the hush and rush of life. Feel the trees greeting the passersby by showering their leaves over them. And feel the liveliness in each and every person that crosses your path. That's all you need to be strong. I'm not quoting lines from any novel. I'm just used to the suffering so much now. I've seen months and years of insomnia, have been depressed for six years of my life; my soul has been destroyed multiple times by different people altogether, and I've loved wrong people way too much. But it all turned out to be important in the end. It sharpened my edges and now I can make my fears bleed.
Girl, you'll be on this roller coaster that'll go down and down and down in the tunnel until you finally see the light and come up.
But it will,
I promise.

I'm not going to give you ideas or steps or hints for what's going to happen to you. Because all that is much needed for you to bear to be what I am now. You cannot be numb to the pain without ever feeling it for a repeated number of times. Darkness is essential to exist for the bright times to take over.

At last, darling, all I want is you to promise me. Promise me that you won't just stop your life with the wounds that they gave you. Their sorry's might not erase their words from your soul but time will wash away all the dark red lines they drew on your skin. It may leave a scar for once, but I promise it would be the symbol of your stength. It will only make you invincible. Invincible for life. And they'll again hate you for that. But then, they'll look at you and take down notes secretly. That's the way it is.

Stay strong. Never lose hope.
Love,
18 year old You.

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The Chronicle of irony and sarcastic humour:

There's two main types of bad sarcasm.

The first kind is where no one knows you're being sarcastic. This lands you in a real life Poe’s law where you need to convince people after the fact you were being sarcastic. Not funny.

The second kind of bad sarcasm is where you need to completely change the way you say something just so people know you're being sarcastic.

True sarcasm, the mastery of sarcasm, is where you are able to make it obvious you're being sarcastic, while saying it like you're serious.

The only other thing to master once you've got that is targets. Be sarcastic towards someone who you know is going to not only get your sarcasm, but find it amusing. If you can insult someone and make them happy at the same time, you've got it.

Irony is a form of humour that in a funny way describes a situation in which the outcome is opposite to that which was expected. It is often used as a tool within a satirical or sarcastic construction.

Satire is a means of humorously ridiculing a group of people by mimicking their activities in a way that reveals and exaggerates their faults and flaws.

Sardonically a form of mocking insult, it is a cynical, disdainful jibe.

Sarcasm is a form of insincere speech which on the face of it appears to suggest one thing whilst quite clearly implying another. Sarcasm critically relies on its delivery to be effective.

So irony is a humorous incident, sardonic a contemptuous disdain and satire and sarcasm are humorous constructs that may make use of irony and sardonic phrasing.

Any and all can be used in conjunction with each other; a satire can make use of irony and sarcasm, a sarcastic response can be based around a satirical concept.

Simple?

When using sarcasm there are critical factors that must always be considered. The first to understand is that while sarcasm is fundamentally an insincere response or proposal, it is most effective when all parties (though not necessarily the target) are aware of its underlying truth. So it has to be sincere in its insincerity; you are deliberately lying and letting others know that you’re lying.

The second point and one that requires practice, a certain amount of acting skill and a little mischief is the delivery. Without a polished delivery, the sarcasm, however well thought through and funny, will fall flat on its face and its user open to ritual slaughter. The traditional, ‘true’ delivery is a deadpan, matter of fact response without inflexion or emotion (Basil Fawlty), this has over the years been added to by an overly polite, courteous and brightly positive version that embellishes and exaggerates the point being made (Blackadder). Finally there is a self-pitying, defeatist declaration of the situation one find one’s self in (Victor Meldrew). Both can be either abrupt or quite verbose, it doesn’t matter and should be tailored to suit the occasion.

The third point and one that would seem obvious is that it has to be funny.

Do not over use sarcasm as this will dilute the overall effect, but do use, as explained with satire and irony or preferably a sardonic and pithy riposte.

Finally and crucially it ‘really’ should be used with care as, if used with an overly aggressive or insulting manner and without fair consideration and compliance for the chosen target it can become too hurtful and a device more typical of bullying.

As outlined by Jake Williams in his answer ‘If you can insult someone and make them happy at the same time, you've got it’.

P.S : Sarcasm can be dangerous, try at your own risk! (Saying this from my personal experience)


 

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