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Are Indian team prepared for World Cup after this recent series loss against Australia?

This was a question asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for questioning abd getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Preparation in what sense exactly?

Before the last Australia series, everyone was pretty upbeat about India being favourite and suddenly one series loss and everything is changed!!!!????

That's typical Indian reaction

More to do with emotions than reality

We have a problem in Middle order, okay there's some doubt in it.

But which team doesn't????

Let's analyse every team-

Australia?

They just won something after a very long time

Look at their past one and two year performance

Why should not their performing players in this series, won't fail in the WC?

What is the garuntee?

I mean they hardly have a very good average

So their battling line up is fragile as well.

I know Smith and Warner will be back in the team.

But let's face it, Smith is a outstanding batsman in test matches but not in ODIs.

But Warner is

But he is coming back after such a long break from international cricket, there's every possibility that he won't be in as good touch as he was before

So Australia definitely isn't starting from good note

South Africa?

Ever since De Villiers retired, their team is half as good as it used to be

Who are their performing batsmen?

De Kock and Du Plessis

Who else?

Miller?

Nope, not really, inconsistent

Amla?

He is an older player now and age is catching up to him, he isn't performing as consistently as he used to be

So South Africa is definitely weaker team than 2015 WC and there is no doubt about that

Pakistan?

270 is their red line, once you cross that mark, they are going to loose more matches than win and it's a garuntee

Pakistan's batting line-up is fragile everyone knows it, there is no need to have a debate on this

New Zealand?

We saw in the recent series what are their vulnerabilites?

It's pretty obvious that they are depending on two players Ken Williamson and Ross Taylor

So not really gun batting line-up either

England?

Yeah, they looked most prepared for this WC

They have a power packed batting line-up

But are they really that strong?

Not quite

They didn't play against us before WC

They play against Sri Lanka and West Indies

Not really the strongest team going around

But do you know what is their biggest weakness?

Their bowling line up

Yes, it is weaker than Australia, South Africa, Pakistan, New Zealand and definitely ours

So England isn't as strong as they look on paper

When the do or die matches will come that's when this kind of things count and this kind of vulnerabilites will be exposed

In the last Champions Trophy too they had the same power packed batting line-up, but they didn't win, did they?

West Indies?

They will be very good in T20Is WC as they don't take single and only looked to hit six

Too much risk and too little reward - doesn't really work with ODIs so they will struggle

Sri Lanka?

Very very weak in recent times and enough said

Afghanistan?

Yeah not really

Ireland?

Are you kidding?

Did I forget about anyone? : D

Oh! The most unprepared team India

We have settled bowling line up

We have settled batting line-up with exception of number 4, yes, we are the most unprepared :D

No, seriously, we are the most prepared all around team in World cricket currently, are we perfect?

Hell no

Do we have vulnerabilites?

Hell yeah

But so have other teams

We don't depend on one or two players to win matches

Check out the man of match stats from last two years

Kholi got most but it's not 70% or 80%, it's actually somewhere around 30–40% and rest was shared by other cricketers

So therefore we are the most all around prepared team before World Cup inspite of this recent loss at the hand of Australia

We are going to win this World Cup

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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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Hrithik Roshan joins the bandwagon of Hollywood aspirants

Despite the stardom that they enjoy in India, Bollywood stars are increasingly looking for work in the West. After Priyanka Chopra and Deepika Padukone, now a host of stars including Hrithik Roshan and Sonam Kapoor hope to make it big in Hollywood.42-year-old Hrithik Roshan has been in the news lately, not for his ugly legal spat with Kangana Ranaut or the teaser of his next film Kaabil that has earned him rave reviews, but this time around for his quick secretive trip to Singapore. While initial reports suggested that the actor had gone on a romantic getaway with a secret lady, his team was quick to deny the reports adding that he had in fact gone to meet executives from a Hollywood studio for an upcoming project.Bollywood fashionista Sonam Kapoor too had expressed her willingness to work in the West in the recent past. She in fact has signed up with Hollywood's most popular talent agencies - UTA, which can boast of a clientele like Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, to look for the right projects. Though Sonam's last appearance in an international project has been for Coldplay's music video for the song Hymn For The Weekend, her father Anil Kapoor is one of Hollywood's favourite Indian stars. He has starred in a number of projects like the 2008 runaway hit Slumdog Millionaire and Mission Impossible: The Ghost Protocol in 2011.
This trend was further strengthened by critically acclaimed performer Irrfan Khan who made a mark with films like New York, I Love You in 2008, Life Of Pi that released in 2012 and more recently in Inferno alongside Tom Hanks that released earlier this year. Amongst the women, it was Aishwarya Rai Bachchan who kickstarted the fad of working in the West. With performances in films like the Last Legion in 2007 co-starring Ben Kingsley and Colin Firth or Provoked in the same year or even The Pink Panther 2 in 2009, Aishwarya paved the way for others to follow.
Two of Bollywood's most sought after actors, Priyanka Chopra and Deepika Padukone will be making their big Hollywood debut next year. While PeeCee, an already established face on American TV, thanks to ABC series Quantico, will be seen playing the vamp in Baywatch releasing in May 2017; Deepika will be sharing screen space with Vin Diesel in XXX: Return Of Xander Cage due for release in January next year. With more and more reports of actors looking to work in the West, one thing is for sure... no matter how big a star you are in India, opportunity for a plump role abroad continues to be on top of our Bollywood celebrities' bucket list.

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Do you think India is going to be out of the World Cup very quickly?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Ha, ha, I saw other answers of this type of question recently :D

What happened suddenly? :D

I thought everyone was saying we are going to win this World Cup and suddenly we aren't even in the final and that's supposed to be an unbiased answer :D

We are so emotional :D

Yes, I am an Indian and I am saying we are going to win this world cup.

It's an unbiased answer :D

Why?

Let me explain-

Our first match in World Cup is against Australia

Yeah, Australia isn't that stong team, contrary to what most of the Indians would like to believe now.

Warner got runs in IPL where easily hitting possible because of local Indian bowlers :D

Believe me when I say this that there's a lot of difference between international cricket and IPL :D

I know it's hard for us to accept it but the standard of international cricket is quite high compared to IPL which is a domestic cricket boost up by international cricketers

It's exactly that, it's nothing more than that

So Warner is yet prove himself in international cricket after his comeback plus T20Is are different from ODIs

So he will be under pressure

Now let's talk about Australia's win against us.

First, let's give a big hand to Australia's wonderful performance against us.

Yeah, now that's out of the way, let's dissect them.

Smith is returning to the team. Well, with due respect to his calibre in test cricket, he is slightly better than average cricketer in limited over's cricket.

This is actually hidden because of his extraordinary performance in test matches.

We, Indians are emotional so we always tend to look at opposition player's best performance and try to judge ourselves according to that specially when they beat us recently. And when they lose to us then we tend to judge them according to their worse performance.

So basically black and white, nothing grey :D

Smith inclusion isn't making them any stronger infact it could be other way around

Now if Smith is there then Usman Khawaja must be out of the team

Usman Khawaja scored centuries against us and if he (according to Mathew Hayden)) is out of the team then that's big if in World Cup

And if they drop instead Arron finch then that's a broken successful opening combination with Warner

Now let's address most significant issue out of them.

Even when Warner and Smith was playing together (read this carefully) before that silly incident, Australia was still struggling and loosing but I am sure Indian fans forgot that :D

So is inclusion of Warner and Smith making them stronger?

Nope, they are still a struggling side

Why?

Because look at their batting line-up

How many of them have good average?

Believe me, good average count heavily in ODIs

Australia performed poorly for the last one and half years, so I say that they were due for some runs.

At least law of averages do suggest that

And according to law of average, Australia won't be consistent.

So they are going to fail in WC

Maxwell performed against us before too and then didn't also for a long time

So what makes you think that this time will be any different????

We are winning the first match against Australia because we are an all around better team with more consistent performing record

We are not Pakistan, we don't surprise people to win.

Everyone knows what we have got and we still win so that's what makes us a champion team

What Virat Kohli did or didn't for RCB absolutely irrelevant here.

When all the players of our team will come together, you will see the difference. Yeah, little things like that makes a huge difference

Even our weakling number 4 position is stronger than most teams

Look at our performance in number 4 position after 2015 WC and compared that to all the team, you will find we are actually doing a very good job with exception of one or two

So the point is our number 4 batsman's (whoever it may be) capabilities are hugely underrated

Even what Raydu did, a lot of other teams would be proud to have him in their side.

Before we go emotional, let's disect more in Australia's bowling line up

So they have got a good pace attack but pitches in England will be high scoring.

If one look at their records in recent times, Australian good bowlers fails to contain opposition batsman in flat wickets

Australian pace bowlers are comfortable playing in their bouncy pitches in Australia

Well, in England, ball won't bounce that much and in flat wickets, they are going to go for plenty

Even Mitchell Starc doesn't bowl well in flat wickets

Australian bowlers aren't best when it comes to bowling in death overs either.

So point is Australia isn't as strong as we liked to believe

But they are definitely stronger than South Africa as South Africa became half strength side without De Villiers.

Their main performers are Du Plessis and De Kock

Hasim Amla isn't as consistent as before, his age is catching up with him

New Zealand this time is an overrated team.

They generally tend to be underrated and then outperform their perception.

Well, this time, it's completely different, they are simply aren't as strong as some people are trying to hype them up.

Their middle order is depleted.

Yep, way more than ours and less talked about

They basically depend on two players Ros Taylors and Ken Williamson. And rest are bits and pieces cricketers. Their records would prove that

I am not going to be surprised if they don't make it to the semi final.

Pakistan would perform better than recent times but they are going to lose to Australia, South Africa and England

I am not going to talk about India Pakistan match

West Indies could perform better than expected but they are not going to win anything

Sri Lanka is a weak team and they aren't going to surprise anyone

England is at the moment best team and deserve that tag. But their bowling is equally very weak which means they aren't as good as their Ranking suggest

Remember they mostly play on flat wickets in England, they never tested that much outside the flat pitches

Now in World Cup, I believe they will perform well and they are well capable of beating us.

Final match will be between England and India and we will win because of our bowling strength

Those who are concerned with our recent fielding lapses, let me tell you, it's all going to be fixed in WC matches.

So you will see a lot more energetic and hungry Indian team in the field

Indian team actually save themselves for WC

I was actually happy that they lost to Australia as I believe it will make sure that we won't be overconfident in WC.

This is a good sign actually

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   पौधा लगाने से

 पहले जमीन परख लेना 

  हर एक मिट्टी की 

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क्रोध हवा का वह झोंका है 

जो बुद्धि के दीपक को बुझा देता है

 रिश्ते चाहे कितने ही बुरे हो उन्हें 

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Are Indian team prepared for World Cup after this recent series loss against Australia?

This was a question asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for questioning abd getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Preparation in what sense exactly?

Before the last Australia series, everyone was pretty upbeat about India being favourite and suddenly one series loss and everything is changed!!!!????

That's typical Indian reaction

More to do with emotions than reality

We have a problem in Middle order, okay there's some doubt in it.

But which team doesn't????

Let's analyse every team-

Australia?

They just won something after a very long time

Look at their past one and two year performance

Why should not their performing players in this series, won't fail in the WC?

What is the garuntee?

I mean they hardly have a very good average

So their battling line up is fragile as well.

I know Smith and Warner will be back in the team.

But let's face it, Smith is a outstanding batsman in test matches but not in ODIs.

But Warner is

But he is coming back after such a long break from international cricket, there's every possibility that he won't be in as good touch as he was before

So Australia definitely isn't starting from good note

South Africa?

Ever since De Villiers retired, their team is half as good as it used to be

Who are their performing batsmen?

De Kock and Du Plessis

Who else?

Miller?

Nope, not really, inconsistent

Amla?

He is an older player now and age is catching up to him, he isn't performing as consistently as he used to be

So South Africa is definitely weaker team than 2015 WC and there is no doubt about that

Pakistan?

270 is their red line, once you cross that mark, they are going to loose more matches than win and it's a garuntee

Pakistan's batting line-up is fragile everyone knows it, there is no need to have a debate on this

New Zealand?

We saw in the recent series what are their vulnerabilites?

It's pretty obvious that they are depending on two players Ken Williamson and Ross Taylor

So not really gun batting line-up either

England?

Yeah, they looked most prepared for this WC

They have a power packed batting line-up

But are they really that strong?

Not quite

They didn't play against us before WC

They play against Sri Lanka and West Indies

Not really the strongest team going around

But do you know what is their biggest weakness?

Their bowling line up

Yes, it is weaker than Australia, South Africa, Pakistan, New Zealand and definitely ours

So England isn't as strong as they look on paper

When the do or die matches will come that's when this kind of things count and this kind of vulnerabilites will be exposed

In the last Champions Trophy too they had the same power packed batting line-up, but they didn't win, did they?

West Indies?

They will be very good in T20Is WC as they don't take single and only looked to hit six

Too much risk and too little reward - doesn't really work with ODIs so they will struggle

Sri Lanka?

Very very weak in recent times and enough said

Afghanistan?

Yeah not really

Ireland?

Are you kidding?

Did I forget about anyone? : D

Oh! The most unprepared team India

We have settled bowling line up

We have settled batting line-up with exception of number 4, yes, we are the most unprepared :D

No, seriously, we are the most prepared all around team in World cricket currently, are we perfect?

Hell no

Do we have vulnerabilites?

Hell yeah

But so have other teams

We don't depend on one or two players to win matches

Check out the man of match stats from last two years

Kholi got most but it's not 70% or 80%, it's actually somewhere around 30–40% and rest was shared by other cricketers

So therefore we are the most all around prepared team before World Cup inspite of this recent loss at the hand of Australia

We are going to win this World Cup

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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :

1. Ability to laugh at self
 
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
 
2. Being able to take things lightly
 
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
 
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
 
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
 
4. Educate yourself
 
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
 
5. Learn from the experts
 
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
 
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
 
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.

7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken. 

8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".

 

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Hrithik Roshan joins the bandwagon of Hollywood aspirants

Despite the stardom that they enjoy in India, Bollywood stars are increasingly looking for work in the West. After Priyanka Chopra and Deepika Padukone, now a host of stars including Hrithik Roshan and Sonam Kapoor hope to make it big in Hollywood.42-year-old Hrithik Roshan has been in the news lately, not for his ugly legal spat with Kangana Ranaut or the teaser of his next film Kaabil that has earned him rave reviews, but this time around for his quick secretive trip to Singapore. While initial reports suggested that the actor had gone on a romantic getaway with a secret lady, his team was quick to deny the reports adding that he had in fact gone to meet executives from a Hollywood studio for an upcoming project.Bollywood fashionista Sonam Kapoor too had expressed her willingness to work in the West in the recent past. She in fact has signed up with Hollywood's most popular talent agencies - UTA, which can boast of a clientele like Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, to look for the right projects. Though Sonam's last appearance in an international project has been for Coldplay's music video for the song Hymn For The Weekend, her father Anil Kapoor is one of Hollywood's favourite Indian stars. He has starred in a number of projects like the 2008 runaway hit Slumdog Millionaire and Mission Impossible: The Ghost Protocol in 2011.
This trend was further strengthened by critically acclaimed performer Irrfan Khan who made a mark with films like New York, I Love You in 2008, Life Of Pi that released in 2012 and more recently in Inferno alongside Tom Hanks that released earlier this year. Amongst the women, it was Aishwarya Rai Bachchan who kickstarted the fad of working in the West. With performances in films like the Last Legion in 2007 co-starring Ben Kingsley and Colin Firth or Provoked in the same year or even The Pink Panther 2 in 2009, Aishwarya paved the way for others to follow.
Two of Bollywood's most sought after actors, Priyanka Chopra and Deepika Padukone will be making their big Hollywood debut next year. While PeeCee, an already established face on American TV, thanks to ABC series Quantico, will be seen playing the vamp in Baywatch releasing in May 2017; Deepika will be sharing screen space with Vin Diesel in XXX: Return Of Xander Cage due for release in January next year. With more and more reports of actors looking to work in the West, one thing is for sure... no matter how big a star you are in India, opportunity for a plump role abroad continues to be on top of our Bollywood celebrities' bucket list.

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Do you think India is going to be out of the World Cup very quickly?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answers

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Ha, ha, I saw other answers of this type of question recently :D

What happened suddenly? :D

I thought everyone was saying we are going to win this World Cup and suddenly we aren't even in the final and that's supposed to be an unbiased answer :D

We are so emotional :D

Yes, I am an Indian and I am saying we are going to win this world cup.

It's an unbiased answer :D

Why?

Let me explain-

Our first match in World Cup is against Australia

Yeah, Australia isn't that stong team, contrary to what most of the Indians would like to believe now.

Warner got runs in IPL where easily hitting possible because of local Indian bowlers :D

Believe me when I say this that there's a lot of difference between international cricket and IPL :D

I know it's hard for us to accept it but the standard of international cricket is quite high compared to IPL which is a domestic cricket boost up by international cricketers

It's exactly that, it's nothing more than that

So Warner is yet prove himself in international cricket after his comeback plus T20Is are different from ODIs

So he will be under pressure

Now let's talk about Australia's win against us.

First, let's give a big hand to Australia's wonderful performance against us.

Yeah, now that's out of the way, let's dissect them.

Smith is returning to the team. Well, with due respect to his calibre in test cricket, he is slightly better than average cricketer in limited over's cricket.

This is actually hidden because of his extraordinary performance in test matches.

We, Indians are emotional so we always tend to look at opposition player's best performance and try to judge ourselves according to that specially when they beat us recently. And when they lose to us then we tend to judge them according to their worse performance.

So basically black and white, nothing grey :D

Smith inclusion isn't making them any stronger infact it could be other way around

Now if Smith is there then Usman Khawaja must be out of the team

Usman Khawaja scored centuries against us and if he (according to Mathew Hayden)) is out of the team then that's big if in World Cup

And if they drop instead Arron finch then that's a broken successful opening combination with Warner

Now let's address most significant issue out of them.

Even when Warner and Smith was playing together (read this carefully) before that silly incident, Australia was still struggling and loosing but I am sure Indian fans forgot that :D

So is inclusion of Warner and Smith making them stronger?

Nope, they are still a struggling side

Why?

Because look at their batting line-up

How many of them have good average?

Believe me, good average count heavily in ODIs

Australia performed poorly for the last one and half years, so I say that they were due for some runs.

At least law of averages do suggest that

And according to law of average, Australia won't be consistent.

So they are going to fail in WC

Maxwell performed against us before too and then didn't also for a long time

So what makes you think that this time will be any different????

We are winning the first match against Australia because we are an all around better team with more consistent performing record

We are not Pakistan, we don't surprise people to win.

Everyone knows what we have got and we still win so that's what makes us a champion team

What Virat Kohli did or didn't for RCB absolutely irrelevant here.

When all the players of our team will come together, you will see the difference. Yeah, little things like that makes a huge difference

Even our weakling number 4 position is stronger than most teams

Look at our performance in number 4 position after 2015 WC and compared that to all the team, you will find we are actually doing a very good job with exception of one or two

So the point is our number 4 batsman's (whoever it may be) capabilities are hugely underrated

Even what Raydu did, a lot of other teams would be proud to have him in their side.

Before we go emotional, let's disect more in Australia's bowling line up

So they have got a good pace attack but pitches in England will be high scoring.

If one look at their records in recent times, Australian good bowlers fails to contain opposition batsman in flat wickets

Australian pace bowlers are comfortable playing in their bouncy pitches in Australia

Well, in England, ball won't bounce that much and in flat wickets, they are going to go for plenty

Even Mitchell Starc doesn't bowl well in flat wickets

Australian bowlers aren't best when it comes to bowling in death overs either.

So point is Australia isn't as strong as we liked to believe

But they are definitely stronger than South Africa as South Africa became half strength side without De Villiers.

Their main performers are Du Plessis and De Kock

Hasim Amla isn't as consistent as before, his age is catching up with him

New Zealand this time is an overrated team.

They generally tend to be underrated and then outperform their perception.

Well, this time, it's completely different, they are simply aren't as strong as some people are trying to hype them up.

Their middle order is depleted.

Yep, way more than ours and less talked about

They basically depend on two players Ros Taylors and Ken Williamson. And rest are bits and pieces cricketers. Their records would prove that

I am not going to be surprised if they don't make it to the semi final.

Pakistan would perform better than recent times but they are going to lose to Australia, South Africa and England

I am not going to talk about India Pakistan match

West Indies could perform better than expected but they are not going to win anything

Sri Lanka is a weak team and they aren't going to surprise anyone

England is at the moment best team and deserve that tag. But their bowling is equally very weak which means they aren't as good as their Ranking suggest

Remember they mostly play on flat wickets in England, they never tested that much outside the flat pitches

Now in World Cup, I believe they will perform well and they are well capable of beating us.

Final match will be between England and India and we will win because of our bowling strength

Those who are concerned with our recent fielding lapses, let me tell you, it's all going to be fixed in WC matches.

So you will see a lot more energetic and hungry Indian team in the field

Indian team actually save themselves for WC

I was actually happy that they lost to Australia as I believe it will make sure that we won't be overconfident in WC.

This is a good sign actually

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