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5 WTF snaps from the Comedy Animal Photo Awards
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards (yes, that's a thing) are back once again, showcasing candid shots of the funniest critters on the World Wild Web.
So good are some of these snaps, it's almost as if the animals knew the brief. From peekaboo eagles to ballet-dancing ants, and friendly polar bears to snowball-flinging monkeys, the most comedic scenes from the animal kingdom are all here.
Kick-started last year to help raise cash and awareness for conservation efforts in a lighthearted way, you can enjoy a handful of 2016's funniest shots below before heading over to the CWPA website to LOL at the rest of the entries


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 'peli-can't catch a fish to save his life'


*Plays 'The Great Escape' theme tune* © Nicolas De Vaulx/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That feeling when you forgot something important

"Shit. Did I leave the iron on?" © Barb D'Arpino/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Oh yeah. Laugh it up

"You want a funny photo? Owl handle it." © Edward Kopeschny/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Who needs hand-eye coordination anyway?

"Oh yeah, this is awkward for you, huh?" - fish © Rob Kroenert/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


That's a bad day in the office

"Hey, Dave, I'm taking the rest of the day off." © Tom Stables/Comedy Wildlife Photo 2016


Check out the rest of the entries to this year's competition right here.

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I recently shifted from kolkata to delhi...and i live in an overrated 2 bhk flat with two bachelors who just love pizza...unlike me...I hate pizza so much that pizza hut ka tagline mere liye think pizza think pizza 'hat'...i hate burger as well...kyunki aisa khana main khau kyun jisse mera mu ka exression hi bigar jay...aap ne burger khane walo ka mu ka expression dekha hai(showing expressions)...lagta hai pure pakistan ko ekbar me nigal lenge...and that maionese myonese or whatever...handling a maionese in a burger is harder than handling a gf in delhi...you bite the burger from here and meyonese gies out from there...kamaal hai...i have been in a relationship 'with a girl' in college days and I think that girls have some predefined things...like I proposed that girl whom i had relationship and she immediately told I love you too...toh maine usko baad me puchha ke tumhe bhi pyar tha toh tumne mujhe propose kyun nahi kiya...simple coz i am a girl...like you send me request and I will acknowledge that...that's a girly thing...not only that I have noticed that ladkiyan chahe jaha ki bhi ho,expressing their relationship status is the same...like boys want to show off about their relationship if they have gf,connought place se leke GB road tak jaha jayenge...fb pe photo post karenge har ek friend ko tag karke...fb pe in an open relationship...tinder,happn sare uninstall...lekin ek ladki jab relationship me aati hain toh...she never changes her relationship status on fb...she does nothing...bas fb pe status hoga ek romantic song aur last me '#dedicated'...dedicated to whom kisiko nahi pata?sab ladke khus...bhai mere ko dedicate ki lagta hai..bhai mereko mereko...basically that '#dedicated' means jao aaj raat ko sab mere naam pe hilalo...jao...so bachpan se actor banne ka shauk tha sorry bhoot tha...until i saw my face for the first time...kyun ki according to my parents if I wanted to be an enginner or doctor then it's shauk otherwise it's bhoot...last year i told my mom that mom main audition dene jaa raha hu acting ke liye...mammi ne bola shakal dekhi hai...mom maine dhanush ki bhi shakal dekhi hai...ek film me dhanush was picking up shruti hassan and i was jerking off in bathroom...apni bas yehi aukat reh gayi hai...south indian heroes are so ugly that main hero ko pehchan nahi paata jab tak mujhe villain na dikh jay...if you see a typical south indian movie,you will notice the heroes are too smart too handle,right?...aam insaan ki do aankhe hoti hai...police ki chaar aankhe hoti hai...aur south indian heroes ki har jaga aankhen hai...tatton pe aankhe hai...har jagah aankhen hai...
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I spent diwali this year in delhi...aur diwali ke time na company wale nayi scheme chalu karte hai...and this year diwali scheme was fimstaro ki awaz record karke usko har ek customer ko phone karke diwali wish karna...toh mere pass diwali ke pehle din call aaya...hello this is siddharth malhotra...wishing you a very happy diwali from hyundai...i was like kya hua bhai aaj kal alia phone won nahi utha nahi rahi kya?mujhe toh tajjub hona hi tha kyunki mujhe sirf teen tarah ke logon ke phone aate hai...meri mummy,customer care,wrong number...achanak se agar celebrity ka phone aa jaye toh lagega hi na ke bhai KO gehra sadma pohocha hai lagta hai tab hi meri yaad aayi...
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bachpan me mujhe sab zyada chir kisi subject se hua hai...toh woh thi geography...maine padha tha some geologists spend their whole life to detect the actual shape of the earth...kisi ko laga it looks like an orange...kisi ko laga it's round...dude just get a playboy magazine...it will clear your whole concept about different kind of shapes...as simple as that...phit maine padha tha bangladesh,china aur pakistan hamare padosi desh hain...ekdam sahi hain...padosi log chutiye hi hote hai!!!jab main chhota tha papa magic show leke gaye the...I remember that I enjoyed it very much...lekin main bada hota gaya aur ab lagta hai ki khud ke paise kharch karke apna chutiya katane ka sawal hi paida nahi hota...now I completely hate it and those weird magic tricks...so fake dude...sala idhaar ek machhar kaat ta hain toh usko maa behen kar dete hain yaar aur udhar bande ke andar itna bada shord ghusate hai...aur bhosdiwala greet karta hai haste hue...kya chutiyap hai yaar...aur koi ladki jab yeh same trick kar rahi hoti hai toh...bc ek cockroach dekh ke antilla ke ek maale se top floor me chhalang marti hai...aur uske pet me shord ghus raha hai woh bhi flying kiss marti hai...i mean wtf!!!

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Detroit Auto Show 2017: The Most Exciting Cars to Look Forward To
Here are some of the notable vehicle debuts expected at the Detroit show, which opens to the public on Saturday, January 14.Lexus LSToyota Motor Corp debuted the first Lexus LS 400 sedan in Detroit at the 1989 auto show. On Monday, the brand will unveil the fifth generation of its big sedan to a market that is turning away from the traditional concept that a luxury brand's "flagship" model must be a sedan, instead of a sport utility vehicle.BMW 5-seriesBMW AG has already taken the wraps off the look of the new 5-series, which competes with the Mercedes E-class and Audi A6. The German luxury automaker plans to display a plug-in hybrid version of the car for the first time in Detroit. Like its competitors, the 5-series is losing ground to SUVs - and the Tesla Model S electric sedan - among affluent U.S. buyers.Honda OdysseyJust in time for millennials starting to have the baby boom generation's grandchildren, Honda Motor Co is expected to debut in Detroit a new generation of its Odyssey minivan. The minivan segment has shrunk since the former Chrysler Corp pioneered the concept of a boxy family hauler in the 1980s, but sales in the segment rose 8 percent last year.Ford F-150Ford Motor Co will give the 2018 model of the best-selling vehicle in the United States some modest appearance changes, and more significantly, new technology to reduce fuel consumption. For the first time, Ford will offer a diesel engine option in the F-150. The company is not releasing fuel economy estimates for that engine. A new 3.3-litre six cylinder engine will also be offered and fuel-saving technology that shuts down the engine at a stop light will be available.Chevrolet TraverseGeneral Motors Co is highlighting two redesigned sport utility vehicles in Detroit, including a new generation of the Chevrolet Traverse, a family-hauling SUV that will compete with the likes of the Ford Explorer, Honda Pilot, Toyota Highlander and Jeep Grand Cherokee.Toyota CamryThe best-selling passenger car in the United States for the past 15 years gets a major makeover. Camry sales fell 9.5 percent in 2016 from the year before, reflecting pressure from the shift to SUVs. Overall, mid-sized sedan sales in the United States fell 10 percent. Toyota has been giving its mainstream models more expressive styling and advanced technology, to counter a long-held image for dull reliability. The 2018 Camry is expected to reflect that direction.Audi SUVAnalysts expect Audi, the high-volume luxury brand of Volkswagen AG, to show a new, large sport utility vehicle in Detroit. The mainstream Volkswagen brand, meanwhile, is expected to highlight a new generation of its compact Tiguan sport utility.NissanAnalysts expect Nissan Motor Co to show a new small SUV for the U.S. market, as well as a redesigned QX50 compact SUV for the Infiniti luxury brand.

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