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ankit chakraborty

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I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked me and said *“OK Sir".* I asked her *"Do you think that I am alive?"* She was shocked. She looked at me and I smiled. I said *"Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes' reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?"* She smiled mischievously, looked at me, and said *"Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE".* We both laughed heartily. Nice flirt at 64!!!. Learn to laugh, life will be better. 🧐🤷‍♂️🫣😜🤪🤣 ©ankit chakraborty joke of the day

I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked me and said *“OK Sir".* I asked her *"Do you think that I am alive?"* She was shocked. She looked at me and I smiled. I said *"Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes' reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?"* She smiled mischievously, looked at me, and said *"Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE".* We both laughed heartily. Nice flirt at 64!!!. Learn to laugh, life will be better. 🧐🤷‍♂️🫣😜🤪🤣 ©ankit chakraborty joke of the day

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यूं घूर_घूर के क्या देखती है; मार डालेगी क्या दिल देना है तो दे रख के अचार डालेगी क्या। #joke of the day

यूं घूर_घूर के क्या देखती है; मार डालेगी क्या दिल देना है तो दे रख के अचार डालेगी क्या। #joke of the day

KUNDAN KUNJ

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Joke of the day Boyfriend - मैं तुम्हारी लिए कुछ भी कर सकता हूं। Girlfriend - क्या तू मेरा भाई बन सकता है?😁😁😁 #NojotoQuote ##joke of the #day..

Joke of the day Boyfriend - मैं तुम्हारी लिए कुछ भी कर सकता हूं। Girlfriend - क्या तू मेरा भाई बन सकता है?😁😁😁 #NojotoQuote ##joke of the #day..

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Chaurasiya Beerendra

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I'm just kidding😂🤣 Kisi ko tootkar chahne se achha h, kootkar chahen achhe parinam milenge....😆 @beerendra #joke of the day

I'm just kidding😂🤣 Kisi ko tootkar chahne se achha h, kootkar chahen achhe parinam milenge....😆 @beerendra #joke of the day

Lucky Sanjay Goyal

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Joke of the day जिस चहरे को देख कर हँसते थे उसी ने हमें रूला दिया खुद ने तो फोन किया नहीं हमने किया तो कॉलर ट्यून तुझे भुला दिया.... #NojotoQuote joke of the day

Joke of the day जिस चहरे को देख कर हँसते थे उसी ने हमें रूला दिया खुद ने तो फोन किया नहीं हमने किया तो कॉलर ट्यून तुझे भुला दिया.... #NojotoQuote joke of the day

Manisha singh

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He texted me,"your cute". I responded with "no,you're cute". Now he thinks I like him,but actually what I did was to point out his grammar mistake 😂 ©Manisha singh #joke of the day

He texted me,"your cute". I responded with "no,you're cute". Now he thinks I like him,but actually what I did was to point out his grammar mistake 😂 ©Manisha singh #joke of the day

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Joke of the day Q)What is colon in the human body? Ans: It's the large Intestine, basically its the thing which converts the things In the stomach to shit.. Moral of the story: This is the reason it is termed as Colonisation when the britishers invades any country. #NojotoQuote joke of the day😃 #Nojotojokes #Nojotowritings #Nojoto

Joke of the day Q)What is colon in the human body? Ans: It's the large Intestine, basically its the thing which converts the things In the stomach to shit.. Moral of the story: This is the reason it is termed as Colonisation when the britishers invades any country. #NojotoQuote joke of the day😃 #Nojotojokes #Nojotowritings #Nojoto