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I recently shifted from kolkata to delhi...and i live in an overrated 2 bhk flat with two bachelors who just love pizza...unlike me...I hate pizza so much that pizza hut ka tagline mere liye think pizza think pizza 'hat'...i hate burger as well...kyunki aisa khana main khau kyun jisse mera mu ka exression hi bigar jay...aap ne burger khane walo ka mu ka expression dekha hai(showing expressions)...lagta hai pure pakistan ko ekbar me nigal lenge...and that maionese myonese or whatever...handling a maionese in a burger is harder than handling a gf in delhi...you bite the burger from here and meyonese gies out from there...kamaal hai...i have been in a relationship 'with a girl' in college days and I think that girls have some predefined things...like I proposed that girl whom i had relationship and she immediately told I love you too...toh maine usko baad me puchha ke tumhe bhi pyar tha toh tumne mujhe propose kyun nahi kiya...simple coz i am a girl...like you send me request and I will acknowledge that...that's a girly thing...not only that I have noticed that ladkiyan chahe jaha ki bhi ho,expressing their relationship status is the same...like boys want to show off about their relationship if they have gf,connought place se leke GB road tak jaha jayenge...fb pe photo post karenge har ek friend ko tag karke...fb pe in an open relationship...tinder,happn sare uninstall...lekin ek ladki jab relationship me aati hain toh...she never changes her relationship status on fb...she does nothing...bas fb pe status hoga ek romantic song aur last me '#dedicated'...dedicated to whom kisiko nahi pata?sab ladke khus...bhai mere ko dedicate ki lagta hai..bhai mereko mereko...basically that '#dedicated' means jao aaj raat ko sab mere naam pe hilalo...jao...so bachpan se actor banne ka shauk tha sorry bhoot tha...until i saw my face for the first time...kyun ki according to my parents if I wanted to be an enginner or doctor then it's shauk otherwise it's bhoot...last year i told my mom that mom main audition dene jaa raha hu acting ke liye...mammi ne bola shakal dekhi hai...mom maine dhanush ki bhi shakal dekhi hai...ek film me dhanush was picking up shruti hassan and i was jerking off in bathroom...apni bas yehi aukat reh gayi hai...south indian heroes are so ugly that main hero ko pehchan nahi paata jab tak mujhe villain na dikh jay...if you see a typical south indian movie,you will notice the heroes are too smart too handle,right?...aam insaan ki do aankhe hoti hai...police ki chaar aankhe hoti hai...aur south indian heroes ki har jaga aankhen hai...tatton pe aankhe hai...har jagah aankhen hai...
Tetho bandeya Panchi change
Tetho bandeya Panchi change, na kitte lutta na kitte dange..tetho bandeya panchi change....kyunki na ae vandan dharti-pani, na ae ridkan dudh madhani, inndi bandeya jaaat siyani, sabdiyan kheraan mange, tetho bandeya panchi change.. na kitte lutta na kitte dange...
NA ae peendye bai k theke, oye na koi dudh ghra chhoo veche, na koi sore(sasural) na koi peke(mayke), apne rang vich range ..tetho bandeya panchi change.. na kitte lutta na kitte dange..
NA ae gande sunnde gaane , na ae kothi aunde daane, na ae vastr laun purane, kade na dekhe gande, tetho bandeya panchi change oye na kitte luta na kitte dange..
Ghar bnaunde rakh rakh tila, na koi ghar vich tava-patila , na koi munni na koi shila, na soun nu manjhe ..tetho bandeya panchi change na kitte lutta na kitte dange..
Teri bandeya mat kyu mari ae v jande juun gujari, sabhyachar nu fir gyi yari, sutde shishe-kanghe, tetho bandeya panchi change na kitte lutta na kitte dange...:-)