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"IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TICKET,

  I WOULDN'T HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN" :)


*STRANGE EXPERIENCE*
it is well said that life is full of unexpected things. In an motivational  video by Ben Lionel Scott on you tube I've listened hundreds of times  that life gives us what we want. Also, the great writer, Mr. Paulo Coelho have said in his international bestseller fable named "THE ALCHEMIST"  that " when you want something, all the universe conspire in helping you to achieve it." 
I was in the middle on fable "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari" by Robin Sharma, I was like I was up above the summit of the sky and the chasm of the ocean too. I was deeply feeling his words that filled me with strong enthusiasm and touch the core of my soul. NOW, I was more stronger than I was, more resilient too. I started laughing out loud without any reason. I did not need a reason to laugh. I was feeling the changes in me. Really, there was an inevitable, strong but natural, force attracting me towards it or may be I was attracting towards that.
 I don't know what was that but I'm writing this because this is the time, THE RIGHT NOW, I can write or let it slip. But I can't go away from this force and the feeling too. So I'm penning it down, now.
It was late that night about 1:30. I usually went off to sleep at 11. But I was still awoke and was talking to a girl. It is a natural tendency of boys fascinating towards girls. I need to catch the train in morning at 08:40 from Sarai Rohilla railway station for Mohindergarh, my hometown. But I was still enjoying talking to her. Finally she said I want to sleep and I let her sleep because I also wanted to sleep. I put an alarm of 7 and slept.
The alarm was going off and I woke up in agile. I got fresh, brushed the teeth, took the bag on shoulder, locked the room and finally got out of the flat. On the way, I took out my phone and found it was already 7:25. I had a fear of missing the train in my mind but my intuition was so strong that I knew that I wouldn't let the train went off without boarding me in. I reached the metro station at about 7:35 and got the metro anon. I changed the metro from Rajeev Chowk and from Kashmiri gate too. But it was misfortune that I got confused between Shastri Nagar and Shastri park metro station and the metro took me to the Shastri park instead of Shastri Nagar. I asked someone the way of railway station and he assured me that I got confuse between the names and I need to go back now. That splendid my mind with the fear of missing the train.But my intuition did not let rule that fear over me. And finally I reached Shastri Nagar metro station and deboard from metro station and checked the time that it was 8:32. The railway station was about 2 KM away from there and I did not find a single auto rickshaw there, not a single one. Then I decided to go with a rickshaw. I was thudding down my phone over my wrist on the way and finally I managed to reach the station at 8:38. I thanked God from my intuition.
I rushed in the ticket counter and found that there was a huge line on the counter and meanwhile the speaker at the station announced that "the train no. this this that from Delhi Sarai Rohilla to Bikaner is going to leave from platform no. 4."  What a shit? 
It was the time I have to decide whether I should should take the ticket or not. In my subconscious, there  was a thing, from the past experiences, that it's super fast train and nobody would come to check the tickets on a general coach. I've gone many times through the same route and the same train and I never found any ticket checker, not a single time. So i decided to not to take the ticket. This happened within a fraction of time.
I had no fear of anything and I was happy that my intuition was right and caught the train. Then I realized that I'm hearing a strong horn and found that the train started moving. The train was 4 platform away from me and I needed to go by the over bridge. I ran as fast as I can and finally got in the train. I was inhaling deeply and smiling too because finally I was in train  and luckily I got a seat too. Before my breathe got normal, the train's speed was on its peak.
On the way, I wanted to read the novel as I always carry something to read on a journey. But there was a group of two girls and a boy who was directing and disturbing too to concentrate me on the novel. I laughed on the silly things they were talking about the college life and functions. But then he said that, in society, men must dominate women and should take the decision for women. He also said that it is written in Vedas and Purana like Geeta and Mahabharata. I wanted to interrupt but i let it be. I don't wanted to get involved. I  just thought that, " did he ever read a single religion book? " And i started looking out of the window. After some time, the train was at Rewari station.
As I did not eat anything since morning, I decided to take sips of tea and I got one. After a few minutes the train started moving again. This time I was free to read my novel as the group was not there. It was about an hour away from my hometown, I was totally involved in the novel and then I heard a loud voice that changed my mind. YES, there were ticket checkers in the coach and they were arguing with a family about the tickets. Whatever they were doing with the family, my mid skip that thing and I thought, I did not have the ticket, what should I do?
As from the past experience of one of my friend that he told me once that he got stuck in same situation and he used washroom to escape from the ticket checkers. An uncle was sitting besides me and I asked him that I did not have any ticket. what should I do? He also suggested the same thing to go to washroom. I, then, decided to go to washroom. I thought to go on the same side where the ticket checkers were checking the tickets but then a thought came to my mind that there is a fine difference between a brave and moron and I went on the another side of the coach. I found the washroom too away from my seat and came back to my seat without going to the washroom. I did not know what was happening with me. I could stand there in washroom and get escaped.
I was not feeling strange although it was first time with me. I was like i already knew that I would face this situation. Mentally, I was strong and intuitively, I was stronger. I had no fear of chasing the ticket checkers. Still I was sure that the ticket checkers would not check me or I would not let them to check me. My intuition was inflexible. I also thought that if there's 1% chance of being caught, I would pay them the fine, simple ! I was smiling on myself and found this situation a pleasure. Then I stood up and started going towards the ticket checkers to the washroom. I counted them. they were 4. Two of them were arguing with the family and rest were checking the tickets. On the way I excused a ticket checker for letting me go and he let me go towards the washroom. I was in the washroom now and thinking what to do now? Then I decided to go and stood where the two ticket checkers were arguing with the family because there were 4-5 person standing and enjoying the whole drama. I came out and did not go near the drama. I stood near the coach gate and started enjoying the rapid air touching my face. I stood there for 20 minutes and finally the train stopped at Mohindergarh railway station. I went back to my seat and found that the ticket checkers had already gone. I collected my bag and novel. Then the uncle asked me in an exciting manner that what did happen? Did they catch you? You paid fine? I smiled and said that I am fine and nothing happened also I said:  " IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TICKET,  I WOULDN'T HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN" :)

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Chalo Na Kuch Door Chale,
Baatein Na Sahi Khamosh Hi Sahi Par Kuch Door Chale.
Chalo Na Kuch Door Chale,
Mohabbat Na Sahi Dosti Hi Sahi Par Kuch Door Chale.
KabTak Yu Saamne Se Guzroge,
Nazrein Jo Mile To Jhoota Muskuraoge.
Chalo Na Kuch Door Chale Nafraton Ko Dafn Kare Naye Rishton Ki Ibteda Kare,.
Chalo Na Kuch Door Chale.
Jaanta Hu Sawaal To Bohut Honge Zehn Mein Tumahre,
Na Kuch Kaho Na Kuch Suno,
Bas Chalo Na Kuch Door Chale ..
Chalo Na Kuch Door Chale,
Baatein Na Sahi Khamosh Hi Sahi Par Kuch Door Chale.
- A.K

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The Morning…



I woke up, this morning to my phone buzzing. I didn't even bother looking who it was. Something was different today... I felt depressed, and my head hurt so much I felt really dizzy and my vision was blurred, I didn't even want to get out of bed I felt like I was going to fall over if I stood up. It’s probably just like the other times... I've been having this problem ever since I was ten...but this time it hurt so much..and my mind had so many thoughts...like... Why was I so depressed? Why am I not able to function today? I knew something was going to happen today. I could feel it. I couldn't think straight, it was like I was dreaming while I was awake. There was a knock at the door, this late in the morning.I jumped and then I hid under my blanket so that the person or people could not see that I was home but the knocking at the door continued. And just as I thought they were gone they knocked again.I said to myself if they knock one more time I will answer... I listened if anyone was talking or any kind of sound or movement. First thing that came to my mind was.. MAYBE IT’S A KILLER! As soon as that thought came my head started hurting more...and then I said to myself..No.No it can't be don't go crazy..after about 10 minutes of waiting they decided to knock again. I roll my eyes and slowly got out of bed and, yelled “ COMING!” I went to the door and opened the door, to see my ugly best friend joking.. he’s been my best friend since last year.. and even before that, I've liked him. all that manage to come out of my mouth..was... “Oh, shhhhiii.” as soon as I start talking mum comes to the door I have to change my words “ Oh shoot it's you” I close the door. Mum looks at me funny, and I smirk at her and tell her “Whatever he says don't let him in”I walk off and get ready for school. and ben comes in, “You shut the door on me! why did you do that” I roll my eyes and tell him “ do you mind? I'm running late okay, I slept in.” he starts laughing, “ you sleeping in? that's a crack up”I death stare him and keep getting ready, Bens talking but I'm not listening to him I wish I could but I can't listen. all of my thoughts are coming back. Ugh! I don't even know what's happening, I'm feeling dizzy. I take one more step and I fall to the ground everything is black. and all I can hear is mum screaming “HELP!” “Call the ambulance!” and then I shut off, I slowly wake up in a white room. Ben is sitting beside me, he looks like he's been crying, I look around to see if mum is here. She’s not. I turn to Ben and say “w-wheres mum” he looks at me and wipes his tears “ shes with the doctor.” gosh he looks really upset… what should I do? “Ben, are you okay?” he nodes yes.. he doesn't seem like it, he gets up and walks out of the room, I'm confused, what's happening? Ben is never this upset… Did he find out I took his lunch money? Or did he find out I like him? oh, no.. what if he looked in my diary… I don't get it shouldn't I be at home. I have all these thoughts, and now my brain hurts... I rub it, then I hear the door open, I look up and see the doctor he sits down and says “ is your head hurting?” I nod yes.. he gets up brings my mum in and I see tears rolling down her face and then Ben comes in after her and his eyes are red… I say “I'm so confused, what happens? can we go home mum” she nods no.. “ is it really that bad mum?” she nods yes... Ben holds my hand and starts crying. I wipe his tears and say “ don't cry, it can't be that bad.” all he could say is “I love you Mayline, and I always have..and always will..” I'm worried now he never says my real name unless there's something really really bad... I hug him and tell him he can tell me, its dead silent in my room... I don't know what to think.. the doctor comes in and tells me... I have a brain tumor and they can't get it out.. and I only have a little bit of time left… I couldn't speak.. all of my thoughts are rushing.. through my mind, my brain hurts so much.... and Ben is still crying... I don't know what to think… then I slowly shut my eyes and take my last breathe and tell Ben, don't forget about me okay.. and I always did love you too…. I can slowly hear mum yelling but her voice is fading away.. and then there's no noise... I don't think I'm dead but its black and I'm floating… and now my life is flashing before my eyes... now I'm actually beginning to believe that I’m dead………..
-Skye Hamilton

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Pl let me know if you can help - A friend of mine  bought tickets to the IPL match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that this Sunday is his wedding... coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date .... Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married ..........😂

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Funny hindi memes Day 1- Chalo Goa chalte hai is bar sab ghumne
Day 2- Ha bhai bas tickets book karni hai 
packing to maine abhi se shuru kardi hai
Day2,Day3........Day9- The excitement goes on
Day 10- Yaar office mai Kam bhot agaya
Yaar Tabiyat Thodi thek nahi hai
Yaar mummy mana kar rahi hai
Ha bas tickets karani hai karlenge tu tension mat le
After years..Marne ka din- Ha bhai tu tension mat le bas thek hoja fir sab chalenge na Goa 
 #NojotoQuote

#koinaiayega #Nojotocomedy #Meme #FunnyHindiQuoteStatic

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