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Hometown Hometown After a long time I visit my hometown, Now it's uninhabited, but I still look around. There are memories of my childhood I wanna live once more, So to the ol' rockin' town I open the door.

Hometown Hometown After a long time I visit my hometown, Now it's uninhabited, but I still look around. There are memories of my childhood I wanna live once more, So to the ol' rockin' town I open the door.

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Interviewer: Do you call yourself a poet, because most poets struggle to define or call themse- Me *thumps chest aggressively, uncovers a half-illustrated purple manuscript in silver glitter pen of Wooly Doo Dee and Fiery, preserved like a scripture in a plastic cover and the diary from mid 2010s where I had even judged God, rhymed students with rodents and tried a particularly emo sad poem for the first time* Interviewer: *slow nods* Wooly Doo Dee was a country fool who thought he was a poet All day he just slept and drooled, and that's why he couldn't show it! #legacy #scriptures #tipsfromaprotopunkoutyourinterview #thoughimayormaynothavegotthatjob #orwhatiftheinterviewerisafan?

Interviewer: Do you call yourself a poet, because most poets struggle to define or call themse- Me *thumps chest aggressively, uncovers a half-illustrated purple manuscript in silver glitter pen of Wooly Doo Dee and Fiery, preserved like a scripture in a plastic cover and the diary from mid 2010s where I had even judged God, rhymed students with rodents and tried a particularly emo sad poem for the first time* Interviewer: *slow nods* Wooly Doo Dee was a country fool who thought he was a poet All day he just slept and drooled, and that's why he couldn't show it! #legacy #scriptures #tipsfromaprotopunkoutyourinterview #thoughimayormaynothavegotthatjob #orwhatiftheinterviewerisafan?

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Wooly Doo Dee was in despair. Fiery had lost her sanity And seemed to wage warfare. She shrieked for ice cream and chips and hot chilly soup, She said, "My nincompoop, help me through my period, it's a hellish time, else I'll toast you, and roast you, and glaciate you in quicklime!" Wooly knew what to do, It happened every moon. He shut his mouth, and went south, And bought savouries to stop his doom. Yessum. I'm Fiery. :'/ This was very unexpected. Period playlist must have songs: PMS Blues, Dolly Parton.

Wooly Doo Dee was in despair. Fiery had lost her sanity And seemed to wage warfare. She shrieked for ice cream and chips and hot chilly soup, She said, "My nincompoop, help me through my period, it's a hellish time, else I'll toast you, and roast you, and glaciate you in quicklime!" Wooly knew what to do, It happened every moon. He shut his mouth, and went south, And bought savouries to stop his doom. Yessum. I'm Fiery. :'/ This was very unexpected. Period playlist must have songs: PMS Blues, Dolly Parton.

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Wooly Doo Dee forgot his brain somewhere while watching the news, his head looped again and again, and exploded with a fuse. He sat there in a daze, staring at the T.V. without a blink, he hadn't bathed since days, and oh his nasty nasty stink! Fiery, his ferocious woman was furiously flaring with fire, she hated smelly people, so she bombed her satire, said she, "Hon, if you don't stop watching that telly, and if you don't bathe your body, smelly, I'll bang your head so hard, that you'll have bedtime at a graveyard!" After a long time, #woolydoodee, Part 4 and #ramona_humour!! Unused Brain I thought you might wanna read this 😁

Wooly Doo Dee forgot his brain somewhere while watching the news, his head looped again and again, and exploded with a fuse. He sat there in a daze, staring at the T.V. without a blink, he hadn't bathed since days, and oh his nasty nasty stink! Fiery, his ferocious woman was furiously flaring with fire, she hated smelly people, so she bombed her satire, said she, "Hon, if you don't stop watching that telly, and if you don't bathe your body, smelly, I'll bang your head so hard, that you'll have bedtime at a graveyard!" After a long time, #woolydoodee, Part 4 and #ramona_humour!! Unused Brain I thought you might wanna read this 😁

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Wooly couldn't get outta the door, His belly was too big, He had to sleep on the floor, To him, the bed was like a twig. His clever wife had to do something, She had to make a plan, Her lazy poet was no more a king, He was a gigantic man! #WoolyDooDee #ramona_humour #funny #hilarious #humour #poetry #kids #childhood

Wooly couldn't get outta the door, His belly was too big, He had to sleep on the floor, To him, the bed was like a twig. His clever wife had to do something, She had to make a plan, Her lazy poet was no more a king, He was a gigantic man! #WoolyDooDee #ramona_humour #funny #hilarious #humour #poetry #kids #childhood

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Wooly and Fiery's Father's Day {Sequel to The Story of Wooly Doo Dee} (Read in caption) Wooly and Fiery's Fathers' Day Fiery Doo Dee Bright was Wooly’s wife Who had the nightmare of her life. Tomorrow would be Father’s Day,

Wooly and Fiery's Father's Day {Sequel to The Story of Wooly Doo Dee} (Read in caption) Wooly and Fiery's Fathers' Day Fiery Doo Dee Bright was Wooly’s wife Who had the nightmare of her life. Tomorrow would be Father’s Day,

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The Story of Wooly Doo Dee (read in caption) #humour #funny #kids #stories #funnypoem #funnystory #nonsense Wooly Doo Dee Wooly Doo Dee was a country fool Who thought he was a poet All day he just slept and drooled

The Story of Wooly Doo Dee (read in caption) #humour #funny #kids #stories #funnypoem #funnystory #nonsense Wooly Doo Dee Wooly Doo Dee was a country fool Who thought he was a poet All day he just slept and drooled