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Dreamplay #whoopee Scene 1 Me: Agents, Assemble! Rabbit: I need braces.

Dreamplay #whoopee Scene 1 Me: Agents, Assemble! Rabbit: I need braces.

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What happens when I meet a poet. //Part two// Poet: ...even your eyes speak a language so secretly sweet. Me: ...even your followers troll you in every tweet. Poet: who has made you, o paradigm of longing? Me: o, you pitiful poet, again, you've started your honking. Poet: you are my prettiest muse, oh I could forever sing your songs

What happens when I meet a poet. //Part two// Poet: ...even your eyes speak a language so secretly sweet. Me: ...even your followers troll you in every tweet. Poet: who has made you, o paradigm of longing? Me: o, you pitiful poet, again, you've started your honking. Poet: you are my prettiest muse, oh I could forever sing your songs

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Okay, let's do this. Today, I'll be putting my first paid post, which is a hilarious play (check pinned post) and it has 3000+ words, so I'll be posting it in 5 separate parts, and if you'll like, I'll be posting the extension (6 and more parts) too. For getting an idea what themes the play will incorporate, just search for the hashtag #whoopee. You'll know. Psst: It'll have many, many *pop culture* references too! The pricing will be Rs. 5, considering that one part has more than 600 words. Subscription pricing is 20. Any questions? Shoot.

Okay, let's do this. Today, I'll be putting my first paid post, which is a hilarious play (check pinned post) and it has 3000+ words, so I'll be posting it in 5 separate parts, and if you'll like, I'll be posting the extension (6 and more parts) too. For getting an idea what themes the play will incorporate, just search for the hashtag #whoopee. You'll know. Psst: It'll have many, many *pop culture* references too! The pricing will be Rs. 5, considering that one part has more than 600 words. Subscription pricing is 20. Any questions? Shoot.

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Dreamplay (This is a real dream I had, which I'll be presenting in the form of a play.) Scene 1 I break into a house and find a young couple living there, chilling on sofas made of purple velvet. Couple: What do you want? Me: I'm hungry. Guy: Hi hungry! I'm a statistician. Me: ... Girl: Hi hungry! I like to play the piano.

Dreamplay (This is a real dream I had, which I'll be presenting in the form of a play.) Scene 1 I break into a house and find a young couple living there, chilling on sofas made of purple velvet. Couple: What do you want? Me: I'm hungry. Guy: Hi hungry! I'm a statistician. Me: ... Girl: Hi hungry! I like to play the piano.

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Me: Happy Birthday! Friend: Thank you! Do you want all my wishes to come true? Me: I want all your "good" wishes to come true. *whispers* Don't ask why, don't ask why. Friend: Why? Me: What if you wish to murder me and I dumbly told you "May all your wishes come true", and what if I turn out to be a goddess unbeknownst to my powers of commanding the universe, and you actually end up killing me, and the next day, all the sexist gods will smirk at the headline of the Heavenly Harold which says "Goddess on the Head of the Wish Granting Factory granted a Wish for her own murder." saying, "All goddesses are dumb." There is NO way I'm taking a chance and promoting gendered stereotypes in the Celestial Industry! Friend: ... This is what my vain imagination does to me. I make people faint on cakes. Applaud. #ramona_humour #goddess #mythology #allthetimesrusedwishgrantingfactory #hhgttg #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #whoopee Vaanchhit here's thy punishment.

Me: Happy Birthday! Friend: Thank you! Do you want all my wishes to come true? Me: I want all your "good" wishes to come true. *whispers* Don't ask why, don't ask why. Friend: Why? Me: What if you wish to murder me and I dumbly told you "May all your wishes come true", and what if I turn out to be a goddess unbeknownst to my powers of commanding the universe, and you actually end up killing me, and the next day, all the sexist gods will smirk at the headline of the Heavenly Harold which says "Goddess on the Head of the Wish Granting Factory granted a Wish for her own murder." saying, "All goddesses are dumb." There is NO way I'm taking a chance and promoting gendered stereotypes in the Celestial Industry! Friend: ... This is what my vain imagination does to me. I make people faint on cakes. Applaud. #ramona_humour #goddess #mythology #allthetimesrusedwishgrantingfactory #hhgttg #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #whoopee Vaanchhit here's thy punishment.

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What happens when I meet a poet //humour in caption// What happens when I meet *sweet* poets: Poet: Moon is my god, you are his daughter. Me: I am the butcher's knife, you are my slaughter. Poet: May sunsets make us warm, may sunrises be cool. Me: May I sleep so deep that my pillow fills with drool.

What happens when I meet a poet //humour in caption// What happens when I meet *sweet* poets: Poet: Moon is my god, you are his daughter. Me: I am the butcher's knife, you are my slaughter. Poet: May sunsets make us warm, may sunrises be cool. Me: May I sleep so deep that my pillow fills with drool.

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Life or Dumb existence, And the meaning of life. //Caption is whack// Read at your own risk. (This was first published on my blog, poetrybyramona.blogspot.com.) Disclaimer: The following thing is a whack on your head, can make you crazy, overwhelmed or relieved. It's truthful satire with dark humour. Life. Your life. Or existence, as I would prefer to call it.

Life or Dumb existence, And the meaning of life. //Caption is whack// Read at your own risk. (This was first published on my blog, poetrybyramona.blogspot.com.) Disclaimer: The following thing is a whack on your head, can make you crazy, overwhelmed or relieved. It's truthful satire with dark humour. Life. Your life. Or existence, as I would prefer to call it.

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Show your thumb For a hitchhike. Do or do not, But whatever you do, Don't mess with Vogons. Or Krikkits (they're xenophobic). Listen to the dolphins, They're smarter than you. And if you do get lost On the hostile Frogstar World B, Or the trendy Santaginus V, Or your planet is demolished, Carry a towel, always. Be hip, be cool like Zaphod, And be the guy who knows where his towel is, Ford Prefect. Do miss the Earth, if you're stranded in another world, making sandwiches like Arthur Dent. And remember God's final words to Creation: W.A.F.T.I. Whatever you do, Don't Panic! 42! It's World Towel Day! According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, a towel is the most precious item a traveller can have in the whole Galaxy. For those of you who did not understand any reference, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged will soon find out your name. For those who understood everything, for Zark's sake, I want to let you in on a secret! I'm not here to promote this book, but to commemorate and celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the G

Show your thumb For a hitchhike. Do or do not, But whatever you do, Don't mess with Vogons. Or Krikkits (they're xenophobic). Listen to the dolphins, They're smarter than you. And if you do get lost On the hostile Frogstar World B, Or the trendy Santaginus V, Or your planet is demolished, Carry a towel, always. Be hip, be cool like Zaphod, And be the guy who knows where his towel is, Ford Prefect. Do miss the Earth, if you're stranded in another world, making sandwiches like Arthur Dent. And remember God's final words to Creation: W.A.F.T.I. Whatever you do, Don't Panic! 42! It's World Towel Day! According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, a towel is the most precious item a traveller can have in the whole Galaxy. For those of you who did not understand any reference, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged will soon find out your name. For those who understood everything, for Zark's sake, I want to let you in on a secret! I'm not here to promote this book, but to commemorate and celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the G

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Don't tell me not to drink my Exotic French Vanilla-infused black tea on an ordinary Thursday night. I know the Earth has a probability of ending anytime in 2 million years, And I don't wanna be eating mashed potatoes while I'm dying and my home planet is ending. Or die with a spoon down my throat. I know. Only I know. Live the life while you can! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi #whoopee#selfcare_r

Don't tell me not to drink my Exotic French Vanilla-infused black tea on an ordinary Thursday night. I know the Earth has a probability of ending anytime in 2 million years, And I don't wanna be eating mashed potatoes while I'm dying and my home planet is ending. Or die with a spoon down my throat. I know. Only I know. Live the life while you can! #ramona_humour #ramona_scifi #whoopee#selfcare_r