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Porn in the 90s for kids outside India: Pornhub, Youporn. Porn in the 90s for Indian kids: Aashiq banaaya aapne. Those were the days :') #porn #pervert #pervertjokes #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit

Porn in the 90s for kids outside India: Pornhub, Youporn. Porn in the 90s for Indian kids: Aashiq banaaya aapne. Those were the days :') #porn #pervert #pervertjokes #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit

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Having the Oyo Rooms app on a phone is an easy indicator of whether an unmarried Indian is virgin or not. Mere andar kaa product manager kaa dimaag is thinking of kaafi weird, but legit thoughts ;) #pervert #pervertjokes #fun #funny #love #sexjokes

Having the Oyo Rooms app on a phone is an easy indicator of whether an unmarried Indian is virgin or not. Mere andar kaa product manager kaa dimaag is thinking of kaafi weird, but legit thoughts ;) #pervert #pervertjokes #fun #funny #love #sexjokes

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People wanting to hide their naked bodies and having sex in the dark is one of the major reasons why missionary is all that they do all their lives. Because there's only so much you can do when you can't see where it's going :P #fun #funny #funnyquotes #sexjokes #pervert #pervertjokes #humor

People wanting to hide their naked bodies and having sex in the dark is one of the major reasons why missionary is all that they do all their lives. Because there's only so much you can do when you can't see where it's going :P #fun #funny #funnyquotes #sexjokes #pervert #pervertjokes #humor

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*In bed with a hotel management student* Me: Hey so now that we've kissed, a hand job? Hotel management student: We won't use the hand there. For this, we'll need a fork in the left hand and knife in the right... Hotel management students and their obsession with forks and knives! :/ Also, this is hypothetical joke. FYI. #fun #funny #funnyquotes #pervert #pervertjokes #humor #wit #witty

*In bed with a hotel management student* Me: Hey so now that we've kissed, a hand job? Hotel management student: We won't use the hand there. For this, we'll need a fork in the left hand and knife in the right... Hotel management students and their obsession with forks and knives! :/ Also, this is hypothetical joke. FYI. #fun #funny #funnyquotes #pervert #pervertjokes #humor #wit #witty

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Why did the Delhi guy get turned on when he went inside the lift? Because the lift said it was going down. Delhi guys and their weird fantasies. Joke coming from a Delhi guy. #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit #pervert #jokes #pervertjokes

Why did the Delhi guy get turned on when he went inside the lift? Because the lift said it was going down. Delhi guys and their weird fantasies. Joke coming from a Delhi guy. #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit #pervert #jokes #pervertjokes

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*After sex* Girl: Hey I think we're breaking up. You couldn't cum even this time. Guy: Hey, give me another chance. I'm an upcuming talent. Kya aapka partner bhi aise weird bahaane maarta hai? :P Pervert jokes are pyaar. #pervertjokes #humor #punchayat #sirpunch #jokes #yqbaba #yqbaba

*After sex* Girl: Hey I think we're breaking up. You couldn't cum even this time. Guy: Hey, give me another chance. I'm an upcuming talent. Kya aapka partner bhi aise weird bahaane maarta hai? :P Pervert jokes are pyaar. #pervertjokes #humor #punchayat #sirpunch #jokes #yqbaba #yqbaba

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*Girl makes out with Zakhir Khan* Girl: Hey do you have a hard on? Zakhir Khan: Nahi. Voh actually sakht ho gaya hai. Sakht launda doesn't get a hard on. He gets sakhti down there ;) #pervertjokes #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit #witty #yqbaba

*Girl makes out with Zakhir Khan* Girl: Hey do you have a hard on? Zakhir Khan: Nahi. Voh actually sakht ho gaya hai. Sakht launda doesn't get a hard on. He gets sakhti down there ;) #pervertjokes #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit #witty #yqbaba

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*During sex* Girl: Hey, I think you look hotter when shaved. Guy: Oh is it? You'll see me shaved next time. *They meet at a coffee shop a few days later* Girl: You still haven't shaved? Guy: I have, baby! Girl: I still see the same beard on your face. Guy: Oh. Oh. You meant the face. Small blunders pervert guys make all the time. :P #fun #funny #funnyquotes #pervertjokes #pervert #humour #yqbaba

*During sex* Girl: Hey, I think you look hotter when shaved. Guy: Oh is it? You'll see me shaved next time. *They meet at a coffee shop a few days later* Girl: You still haven't shaved? Guy: I have, baby! Girl: I still see the same beard on your face. Guy: Oh. Oh. You meant the face. Small blunders pervert guys make all the time. :P #fun #funny #funnyquotes #pervertjokes #pervert #humour #yqbaba

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*Virat kohli gets married to Anushka Sharma* Ravi Shastri in the commentary box: I think Virat Kohli will strike hard tonight. ;) #pervertjokes #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit #humour

*Virat kohli gets married to Anushka Sharma* Ravi Shastri in the commentary box: I think Virat Kohli will strike hard tonight. ;) #pervertjokes #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit #humour

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What would a girl call a guy who is not able to cum in bed? Na'cum'yaab. Pervert jokes be the best.❤ #funny #fun #qotd #pervert #pervertjokes

What would a girl call a guy who is not able to cum in bed? Na'cum'yaab. Pervert jokes be the best.❤ #funny #fun #qotd #pervert #pervertjokes