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अपने साए से जिनको होती है कोफ़्त वे ही अकसर बल्ब बुझाया करते हैं ©Ghumnam Gautam #साए #कोफ़्त #बल्ब #ghumnamgautam

अपने साए से जिनको होती है कोफ़्त वे ही अकसर बल्ब बुझाया करते हैं ©Ghumnam Gautam #साए #कोफ़्त #बल्ब #ghumnamgautam

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Q: How many versions of myself does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change it and other to argue whether the bulb is actually capable of ridding the eternal darkness humankind holds. #YQbaba #lightBulbjokes #बल्ब

Q: How many versions of myself does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change it and other to argue whether the bulb is actually capable of ridding the eternal darkness humankind holds. #YQbaba #lightBulbjokes #बल्ब

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Eight. One to change the bulb, Two to study the past history of changing the bulb Three to notice the wages she received for changing the bulb, which is lesser than what her male counterpart receives Four to analyze the barrier against learning to change the bulb in every possible way Five to destroy the glass ceilings against them Six to make a revolution out of it Seven to include those male colleagues, who are intelligent enough to understand the bias against them And finally, the last one to handle trolls specially incels on the internet. #YQbaba #Feminists #Lightbulb #बल्ब

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Eight. One to change the bulb, Two to study the past history of changing the bulb Three to notice the wages she received for changing the bulb, which is lesser than what her male counterpart receives Four to analyze the barrier against learning to change the bulb in every possible way Five to destroy the glass ceilings against them Six to make a revolution out of it Seven to include those male colleagues, who are intelligent enough to understand the bias against them And finally, the last one to handle trolls specially incels on the internet. #YQbaba #Feminists #Lightbulb #बल्ब

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Q: How many Indian citizens does it take to change the lightbulb? A: None. Actually, very few people are enjoying the service of it. But they won't change the bulb by themselves. They would donate their (black) money to any party, who would ensure to change the bulb for them at the expense of the rest of the citizens. #YQbaba #बल्ब #IndianCitizens #LegalizedCorruption Anuup Kamal Agrawal My Version Of it.

Q: How many Indian citizens does it take to change the lightbulb? A: None. Actually, very few people are enjoying the service of it. But they won't change the bulb by themselves. They would donate their (black) money to any party, who would ensure to change the bulb for them at the expense of the rest of the citizens. #YQbaba #बल्ब #IndianCitizens #LegalizedCorruption Anuup Kamal Agrawal My Version Of it.

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Q: How many Arnab Goswamis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one to indefinitely argue (actually shout), 'if not Modi then who would be able to change the bulb?' #YQbaba #Lightbulb #ArnabGoswami #Politics #Embedded #Journalism #बल्ब

Q: How many Arnab Goswamis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one to indefinitely argue (actually shout), 'if not Modi then who would be able to change the bulb?' #YQbaba #Lightbulb #ArnabGoswami #Politics #Embedded #Journalism #बल्ब

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Q: How many Arvind Kejariwals does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five One to ask the permission from LG to change the bulb. Second to request bureaucrats to follow his orders to change the bulb. Third to accuse the central government that they are stopping him from changing the bulb. Fourth one to protest for changing the bulb. And last one to install the bulb after he gets the HC clearance. #YQbaba #ArvindKejariwal #Lightbulb #बल्ब

Q: How many Arvind Kejariwals does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five One to ask the permission from LG to change the bulb. Second to request bureaucrats to follow his orders to change the bulb. Third to accuse the central government that they are stopping him from changing the bulb. Fourth one to protest for changing the bulb. And last one to install the bulb after he gets the HC clearance. #YQbaba #ArvindKejariwal #Lightbulb #बल्ब

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Q: How many Rahul Gandhis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Actually he tried and failed. #YQbaba #RahulGandhi #LightBulb #बल्ब

Q: How many Rahul Gandhis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Actually he tried and failed. #YQbaba #RahulGandhi #LightBulb #बल्ब

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Q: How many Popes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to explain, only Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omnipresent God could be the source of light. Second to prohibit the use of lightbulbs. And third one to confess, because he did change the bulb. #YQbaba #Lightbulb #Pope #Humor #बल्ब

Q: How many Popes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to explain, only Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omnipresent God could be the source of light. Second to prohibit the use of lightbulbs. And third one to confess, because he did change the bulb. #YQbaba #Lightbulb #Pope #Humor #बल्ब

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Q: How many hindu priests does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter. They just need to offer the water to the Surya Devata to do the trick. #YQbaba #LightBulb #Humor #बल्ब #Pujari Please learn to laugh at yourself first before you point fingers to the others. One should always clean one's house first, then to find dirt elsewhere.

Q: How many hindu priests does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter. They just need to offer the water to the Surya Devata to do the trick. #YQbaba #LightBulb #Humor #बल्ब #Pujari Please learn to laugh at yourself first before you point fingers to the others. One should always clean one's house first, then to find dirt elsewhere.

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Q: How many Maulavis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one. He says, 'lahaul vila quwwata', and declares the usage of lightbulbs anti islamic. Meanwhile he did chang the the bulb, because he had to go to the Gusalkhana. #YQbaba #Lightbulb #JokeCumSatire #बल्ब #Maulvi

Q: How many Maulavis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one. He says, 'lahaul vila quwwata', and declares the usage of lightbulbs anti islamic. Meanwhile he did chang the the bulb, because he had to go to the Gusalkhana. #YQbaba #Lightbulb #JokeCumSatire #बल्ब #Maulvi