I’m pissed today. Everything around me is freaking me out. Not one thing is fuckin’ going straight. It's morning. I finished my chores and got to the kitchen for I'm hungry as hell. I took a bite of my dosa and ,to my dismay, found ginger in it. Put me a piece of that brown shit in anything, I'm a dead man, literally. I slipped on the stairs and hurt my ass. It fuckin hurts, still. Damn it. I'm sure I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Not sure what to do, I decided to take a nap. Suddenly, there was a huge cacophony on TV and I sat my butt the very next minute. Holy shit. What the fuck! Still dozing off, I went to take a leak and crushed my finger in the door hinge. Thank God, it's just my finger. I was taking a walk on my terrace when I stumbled on my own dhoti. Bam! Now, my nose looks like a florid sweet potato. Carefully looking out for my nose and hurt finger, I found myself on my bed with my ass up(it's still sore). Wish me a better night after all. May be it's what they call a “BAD DAY”. Bad Day-1#badday #shithappens
