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I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. Th

I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite.

She thanked me and said *“OK Sir".*

I asked her *"Do you think that I am alive?"*

She was shocked. She looked at me and I smiled.

I said *"Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes' reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?"*

She smiled mischievously, looked at me, and said 

*"Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE".*

We both laughed heartily. Nice flirt at 64!!!. 

Learn to laugh, life will be better.
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©ankit chakraborty
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