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Education maters if one becomes a human by it.

Education maters if one becomes a motion by it.

The motion of perfection,
the motion of satisfaction,
the motion of humanity.

education maters if it makes a perfect future,

future of women.,
future of children,
future of its worthy one.

education maters if it can remain you a human,

education maters if it can let you not being a machine.

education the word which define always a human power.
  
     Plz be a human,  a let the education for all not for a single, community and gender .#Education

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Education is the best policy to survive our life.
Education lives makes our life happy.
Education turns your personality.
Education makes a man intelligent.
Man knows to what is right and what is wrong.
In our life Education must to live.

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शिक्षण सर्जनात्मक कर्म है | ज़िसका उद्देश्य तयशुदा से परे जा कर नए खोंज करना हैं | हमें केवल  बच्चो को पढ़ना नहीं सिखाना हैं | उन्मे risk लेने की power को develop करना हैं | विथाउट risk कुछ new नहीं हो सकता| आज education field एक क्रांती की ज़रुरत हैं | आज के बच्चो को एक modern education system की ज़रुरत हैं | पहले की तरह उनके पास education प्राप्त करने का साधान केवल teacher  मात्र नहीं हैं , उसके पास education प्राप्त करने के कई माध्याम हैं, ज़िसमे एक kranti हैं internet का. उसे पढाने की  ज़रुरत नहीं सिखाने की हैं .

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What do you think about Narendra Modi campaign to remove poor from India? What is your opinion on this?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answer

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Ha, ha

Honest and Nobel ideas

But in reality things are little more complex than that

Do you want a feel good answer or realistic answer?

Feel good answer-

Keep doing what they are doing and maybe some day people have enough education and money :D

Ha, ha, even I don't believe it

Truth is no politicians and politics can drive away India's poverty and illiteracy right now

Neither will any particular ideology

This is the hard core truth

We tend to blame politicians and government for everything but we are responsible for our situations

See one thing people need to understand that what China is doing is exceptional and can only be done by them and their huge population and non democratic environment

It's not possible for us

Let's get one thing straight

Caucasian western countries are successful with their Consumerism and capitalism because they had money before all that started

They created that by pushing the envelope (Which we aren't doing because we are religious conservative country) and large amount of money that came from their colonies from World over

All those industrial revolution was after effects of that

Now we don't have any of those things

Consumerism and capitalism works because they already had capital which we don't have

We don't have any spending power to have success in capitalist economy. It is only possible in Western countries where they have money always in ordinary people's pockets which is not the case with us

There's no such thing as communist countries

They are only in the name

Soviet union was last of that and they no longer exists

Neither Russia and China are communist countries

They are as capitalist as America whoever don't believe that only fooling themselves

Truth is you will hear simple things such as follow consumerism or capitalism and we will be rich

Oh! We so wish!

Communists and socialism are waste of time anyway. Sorry, Kanhaiya Kumar, you are fighting for false ideology with so much passion. In the end you won't have much success :C

As I said before neither one particular ideology is going to work here

Let's be very very real

Our challenge is tougher because nowadays everyone knows about everything so there is not much chance to shake the system

There's no surprise factor anymore

If India has to be a rich country and drive away poverty then we need everything and more to be successful which right now is far out of people's mind or imagination

I don't know maybe in 15–20 years down the line people of India will be more aware of what goes on in rest of the world and how they can improve their lives according to that and when that happens we will be in a position to change everything and then we will change everything ourselves in one generation

At the moment, beyond urban people and certain extent of middle class people, rest of the people in India lives in their own little world completely oblivious to the rest of the world, I believe this is the biggest lack of education beyond those traditional education system

So at the moment politicians can make whatever scheme they want, nothing much will change

Unfortunately this is the reality

When things will fall into place then you will see everything is coming together naturally and automatically and not necessarily needed big head scratching plans

Our people (I am talking ordinary people) needs to be more aware about rest of world, this is biggest education in the world

Then they will be able to decide for themselves what is exactly needed to be done

At moment politicians can give ordinary people tool to be aware of the rest of the world and in the meantime jobs to survive

Let's be real about that job as well

What kind of jobs are we talking about here?

Most Indians that pass engineering isn't qualified or properly trained for work place therefore degree does not count

This is happening due to lack awareness about the outside world about job opportunities of Indian parents

That's why they only think about doctor and engineering

If you go down the line and you will find people have no skills to work in the low wages technical work either

Agriculture needs to be mordernised

But who would do that?

Farmers kids aren't probably that interested

Urban youth needs to glam up the agricultural sector as they know the outside world

Poor farmers can't do that for them

People in India lives conservative religious space as a result they have a lot of mental blockage about a lot of jobs and businesses as a result more importance is being given to be doctors and engineering

When they will see how people in the world are doing all kinds of works and businesses and earning money through that, only then they will have some ideas how to progress in life

At the moment Indian parents don't have that knowledge plus religious conservative high moral attitude is also blocking them to try anything new as a result they are getting limited in their thinking

This is the picture in every part of India's social life

Not just in middle class

People are poor because rest of the people aren't improving that much either so poor people also remaining in that same mental head space

Only few industrialists are getting richer and richer

This is just not about removing poverty from India and poor people.

This about that mentality as well where we are very comfortable with what have got

Even middle class don't like to push themselves so one can imagine that poor have so interest either

This is why people need to be aware about rest of the world and what is going on there and how people are incoming and what are the jobs and businesses they are doing etc etc

Bring them all back to India and more

Then we will be in a position to do something about it but at the moment that's not happening

Then middle class people will be able to do something about their position and they will be an inspiration for the poor and they will automatically want to do something about their situation and then all the politics and schemes will become double effective

But sadly this is not happening to right now.

This is our fault, not our politicians nor anyone else

We are the reason why we are poor

Unless we change ourselves, it's not going to happen

Right now that change isn't going to happen

As I said before, 20 years down the line, it may happen and when it will happen, it will happen quickly

This is just the beginning of an open world

Ordinary people beyond urban people and some middle class people, need time to get adjusted to that and then they will be in a position to do something about that

In the meantime, politicians can best hope to give tool (Skill training as such keeping in mind the demand of the jobs) to ordinary people of India to achieve that somewhat

That's the best hope from politician's point of view

I could have given a feel good answer and a lot of people would upvote me but I thought this was more real answer

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What do you think about Narendra Modi campaign to remove poor from India? What is your opinion on this?

This question was asked to me on Quora which is a social media app for asking questions and getting answer

Read the answer below #NojotoQuote

Ha, ha

Honest and Nobel ideas

But in reality things are little more complex than that

Do you want a feel good answer or realistic answer?

Feel good answer-

Keep doing what they are doing and maybe some day people have enough education and money :D

Ha, ha, even I don't believe it

Truth is no politicians and politics can drive away India's poverty and illiteracy right now

Neither will any particular ideology

This is the hard core truth

We tend to blame politicians and government for everything but we are responsible for our situations

See one thing people need to understand that what China is doing is exceptional and can only be done by them and their huge population and non democratic environment

It's not possible for us

Let's get one thing straight

Caucasian western countries are successful with their Consumerism and capitalism because they had money before all that started

They created that by pushing the envelope (Which we aren't doing because we are religious conservative country) and large amount of money that came from their colonies from World over

All those industrial revolution was after effects of that

Now we don't have any of those things

Consumerism and capitalism works because they already had capital which we don't have

We don't have any spending power to have success in capitalist economy. It is only possible in Western countries where they have money always in ordinary people's pockets which is not the case with us

There's no such thing as communist countries

They are only in the name

Soviet union was last of that and they no longer exists

Neither Russia and China are communist countries

They are as capitalist as America whoever don't believe that only fooling themselves

Truth is you will hear simple things such as follow consumerism or capitalism and we will be rich

Oh! We so wish!

Communists and socialism are waste of time anyway. Sorry, Kanhaiya Kumar, you are fighting for false ideology with so much passion. In the end you won't have much success :C

As I said before neither one particular ideology is going to work here

Let's be very very real

Our challenge is tougher because nowadays everyone knows about everything so there is not much chance to shake the system

There's no surprise factor anymore

If India has to be a rich country and drive away poverty then we need everything and more to be successful which right now is far out of people's mind or imagination

I don't know maybe in 15–20 years down the line people of India will be more aware of what goes on in rest of the world and how they can improve their lives according to that and when that happens we will be in a position to change everything and then we will change everything ourselves in one generation

At the moment, beyond urban people and certain extent of middle class people, rest of the people in India lives in their own little world completely oblivious to the rest of the world, I believe this is the biggest lack of education beyond those traditional education system

So at the moment politicians can make whatever scheme they want, nothing much will change

Unfortunately this is the reality

When things will fall into place then you will see everything is coming together naturally and automatically and not necessarily needed big head scratching plans

Our people (I am talking ordinary people) needs to be more aware about rest of world, this is biggest education in the world

Then they will be able to decide for themselves what is exactly needed to be done

At moment politicians can give ordinary people tool to be aware of the rest of the world and in the meantime jobs to survive

Let's be real about that job as well

What kind of jobs are we talking about here?

Most Indians that pass engineering isn't qualified or properly trained for work place therefore degree does not count

This is happening due to lack awareness about the outside world about job opportunities of Indian parents

That's why they only think about doctor and engineering

If you go down the line and you will find people have no skills to work in the low wages technical work either

Agriculture needs to be mordernised

But who would do that?

Farmers kids aren't probably that interested

Urban youth needs to glam up the agricultural sector as they know the outside world

Poor farmers can't do that for them

People in India lives conservative religious space as a result they have a lot of mental blockage about a lot of jobs and businesses as a result more importance is being given to be doctors and engineering

When they will see how people in the world are doing all kinds of works and businesses and earning money through that, only then they will have some ideas how to progress in life

At the moment Indian parents don't have that knowledge plus religious conservative high moral attitude is also blocking them to try anything new as a result they are getting limited in their thinking

This is the picture in every part of India's social life

Not just in middle class

People are poor because rest of the people aren't improving that much either so poor people also remaining in that same mental head space

Only few industrialists are getting richer and richer

This is just not about removing poverty from India and poor people.

This about that mentality as well where we are very comfortable with what have got

Even middle class don't like to push themselves so one can imagine that poor have so interest either

This is why people need to be aware about rest of the world and what is going on there and how people are incoming and what are the jobs and businesses they are doing etc etc

Bring them all back to India and more

Then we will be in a position to do something about it but at the moment that's not happening

Then middle class people will be able to do something about their position and they will be an inspiration for the poor and they will automatically want to do something about their situation and then all the politics and schemes will become double effective

But sadly this is not happening to right now.

This is our fault, not our politicians nor anyone else

We are the reason why we are poor

Unless we change ourselves, it's not going to happen

Right now that change isn't going to happen

As I said before, 20 years down the line, it may happen and when it will happen, it will happen quickly

This is just the beginning of an open world

Ordinary people beyond urban people and some middle class people, need time to get adjusted to that and then they will be in a position to do something about that

In the meantime, politicians can best hope to give tool (Skill training as such keeping in mind the demand of the jobs) to ordinary people of India to achieve that somewhat

That's the best hope from politician's point of view

I could have given a feel good answer and a lot of people would upvote me but I thought this was more real answer

#girlfantasy #Nojotocomedy #RIPStanLee #Nojoto #Pyar #Relationship #nojotophotography #rain #nojotodigitalart #Thoughts #Photography #nojotovideo #shayri #Dil #Se #nojotoofficial #Fun #Nojotovoice #hindipoetry #poetryinhindi #nojotoenglish #nojotohindi #cutefactory #Love #pinkmania #Art #Paint #rain #Gif #RehneDe #feelings #DigitalArt #Movie #Quotes #Sketch #Fitness #lloveyou #BreakUp #HeartBreak #lovebites #shopholic #narcissistic #jokes #footballjokes #soccer #Sports #CR7 #Notebook #attentionseeker #everreadyforpose #whateverywomanwanttohear #teasingishot #awkwardcoffeedrinking #brainfreeze #whattypeofgirlami #notsayingpeace #notshowingvictrorysign #justsayingcheese #wishhewastgay #casanova #heartstealer #heartcapturer #OmG #promdatecrisis #mymom #Nojotocomedy #letsmakeout #aftergettingdrunk #tomcruise #hotmen #catchmeifyoucan #50shadesofgrey #runawaybride #hairdyer #CAT #Tennis #tennisjokes #hotsoccercoach #tastycook #devilsangel #discoveringnewpeaks #Dance #cupcakelove #goingbehindtrainersinstruction #angelwithhorn #whatagirlwishaboutherdog #whatapetdogwish #crazycatlady #whencatcrazebecomeextreme #fashiondesignergonecrazywithanimalright #shiveringwithexcitement #shiveringwithlove #ecentricfashiondesigner #ecentricphotographer #crazycatladygochristmassteroid #whensomeoneisdrunkandhigh #nojotonews #painofashopholic #beingromantic #hotexpectation #symtomno1marrigeisboundtofail #hotattitude #romanticcouple #cluelesscouple #itsashallowworld
#groomingformen #timetogetserious
#maidofhonour #horriblemusicians #nextdoorgirl #Music #cutegirl #luckyboyfriend #hottestpowerfulcoupleinfiction #Superman #WonderWoman #poemunderthebluesky #petcatlover #morningbirdpoem
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