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What should be ideal replacement for CBFC in Indian movie industries?
India is a modern democracy so movies should be according to Indian people's demand.
Those who don't want to watch certain movies, they should be able to decide that according to rating of that movie
There should a rating agency-
Indian Movie Rating Board(IMRB)
There should be U which means Under the age of 13
For example- Chota Bhim movie
There should be PG 13 which means parent's guidence with 13 years old kid
For example- Taare Zamin Par
There should be A which means adult movies in Indian standard which basically means no nudity adult movies
For example- Pink
There should be R which means adult movies with nudity and extreme violence
For example- Hate Story
There should be R+ which means adult movies with plenty of nudity and plenty of violence
Foreign movies would be ideal example
Crank 2 and Sex Tape
There should be R++ which means extreme movies with extreme themes and pretty much everything is allowed so these movies will be very very shocking and if you are a weak hearted adult or over sensitive adult then you should avoid watching these movies
Example would be foreign movies in this case as I don't think Indian movies are made like this-
CBFC should be kicked out of India as soon as possible
Never let the adult in you dominate the child inside you🎀
are you an adult?i don't want to be an adult.
Plenty of reasons-
Malnourishment: I don't need to give examples. For whatever reasons coincidentally and not coincidentally, our population have gone through plenty of starvation over the years so that should bound to make it's impact.
Lack of big animal protein in our food: While it isn't a straight evidence but it is pretty much evident that we don't necessarily eat big animal meat protein. If one looks at World over, big animal meat protein makes people comparatively taller
Hypocrisy and ignorance of other: There are plenty of Indian men who are ridiculously tall but if others are ignorant about it nothing can be done about that
Lack of sporting culture due to heat: Do exercise and play sports, one will be naturally tall
We are lazy: we are lazy due to conservative slow cultural life style and heat. It's bound to make its impact.
Now an ordinary Indian men might be 5.5 ft
Whereas an ordinary Indian women might be 5ft
International average height for men is 5.10–6 ft and for women 5.6ft
Now suppose your parents are typical Indian parents, your father is 5.5ft and your mother is 5 ft.
This is something most Indian can identify.
So there's no chance in hell that you ever can be 6.6 ft
You won't be 6ft either.
But realistically, you can be 5.10–5.11 ft atleast.
If you exercise and eat healthy foods with big animal meat protein (this is must), you would see certain increase in your height. This is guaranteed. But you have to do this when you are atleast 13 years old.
Hell, some of your friends might already be in that height so there's possibility you can push that but I am not going overboard with this.
Let's say you married a woman whose height is 5.4 ft and again I am not talking about someone who stand out. I am talking about general population.
So a 5.4 ft would still be a tall woman in Indian standard. I know western people would think this is ridiculous. But it's truth.
Now let's come back to the issue, so if you two are married and have a child together.
If he does the same stuff, I asked you to do then he has a realistic possibility of having 6.3 ft height. Yes, I am not joking, this is a real possibility. 6.3 ft is WWE wrestler John Cena's height. Superman's height is 6.3ft.
Now you would definitely be considered a tall man in international standards. Even though not in basketball but that's exception.
His children if they do the same process, have the realistic possibility of becoming 6.6 ft. Remember the more your parents are taller, the lesser chances are for you to become significantly taller than your parents. So again this is conservative estimate.
Now imagine if you are 13 in 2019, you would become 19 in 2025, if you have child in 2036, then child becomes adult in 2054 and he would have child in 2066 then he would become adult in 2084.
So by the time, 2084, that guy has the realistic possibility of becoming 6.6 ft
I know sounds ridiculous, stupid and irrelevant.
But hey, I already said at the beginning that it was a very conservative estimate, so considering the rate of birth in India and amount of people in India, I would say by the time we are in 2055 or somewhere around that time, we would have our average height in international standards of slightly beyond that.
Which means only 36 years from now on.
Now you can't expect everyone to live like this, so after adding and subtracting, I would say we would be that in 2060 or 2066.
In rough estimate 50 years from now.
Chances are that by then we (Indian subcontinent people)would become 40% of World's population. And global leader if not the one, very close to it.
It still sounds unbelievable in my ears living in 2019 but I guess things change this way in real life.