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A letter from a brother to his sister *just after her engagement* Read the caption ♥️ Hey monkey! Do you know how pretty you looked in that dress, tonight? As pretty as the burnt sandwiches, which the useless you always end up making. So congratulations on wasting dad's money on that dress too. You looked like a disaster. I am ashamed that we chose you out of the thousand brighter kids at the orphanage. Ok, don't tear this letter off. Sorry, ok? Well, not really sorry, but what the hell, sorry. Please do read on. Tonight, when I saw you standing next to that unfortunate poor little fellow, exchanging rings, something hit me really hard. I was just shaken, you know. The blood in my veins almost froze, and I felt a flow of lightning through my spine. You will leave me soon, won't you, little devil? Just a few days to marriage, and then I won't see your ugly face first thing in the morning for the rest of my life. Get out of here, you, but I'll miss you. I love you so, so, no I don't. I am writing this letter to you at 4 AM in the

A letter from a brother to his sister *just after her engagement* Read the caption ♥️ Hey monkey! Do you know how pretty you looked in that dress, tonight? As pretty as the burnt sandwiches, which the useless you always end up making. So congratulations on wasting dad's money on that dress too. You looked like a disaster. I am ashamed that we chose you out of the thousand brighter kids at the orphanage. Ok, don't tear this letter off. Sorry, ok? Well, not really sorry, but what the hell, sorry. Please do read on. Tonight, when I saw you standing next to that unfortunate poor little fellow, exchanging rings, something hit me really hard. I was just shaken, you know. The blood in my veins almost froze, and I felt a flow of lightning through my spine. You will leave me soon, won't you, little devil? Just a few days to marriage, and then I won't see your ugly face first thing in the morning for the rest of my life. Get out of here, you, but I'll miss you. I love you so, so, no I don't. I am writing this letter to you at 4 AM in the