I woke up as an animal and I guessed that. I don't have a mirror in my bedroom. I had to go to the next room but won't that be weird, if your mom and dad sees another creature posing in front of the mirror except you? That too, one of some inches? Eh. Moreover I was feeling lazy than ever. I am usually lazy but that's not my point. Moreover what's that? You people in 'sona babu' relationships must be comfortable with this irritation but what was this, it was tickling even my nerves, haHahAha. Whose lap is this? What the cuddle! (f as a verb is a big word.) I felt terribly hungry on the smell of something tasty but didn't feel moving even a mm. I was feeling hot. I was sweating like anything but as I tried to rub it, there was something like a sweater. Who wears this thick sweater in this month of April! Rubbish! But what's that? A rat! Let's pounce over it.
Shit! I missed it like i miss the dialogues while making a reel. Shit! What's this now, he shitted on my face too! It was a rat from a bad lineage, undoubtedly. Eh, was that a glass of water? Let's wash my face and brush my teeth. Wait. What? Am I this graceful, white cat? Cute cat. Sexy, isn't it? Let's show off my purrs to you. I sang 'Darling you look perfect tonight' in meow voice. (I was starving. I wonder why I didn't sang 'Hunger' instead.) And then I heard, "Doodhwala aya, jib nikal". I ran towards a bowl of milk, i hoped I don't miss that too. I started lapping up the milk and just then my eyes opened. It was my mother's hands I was lapping, like literally eww.
"What's this behaviour bro" attitude in her dancing eyebrows and finally she shouted "Padhne nahi jaana kya madam ko?"
All these drama was a dream as an after effect of yesterday's fight with my sister for she wants to pet a cat. But finally, I realized being an animal is far better than being a human. This dumb head probably said something sensible, for the very first time. I might allow her now. Don't be so happy now, you people. Like literally this is not a happy ending. How can a happy story end with Monday blues on Sunday? Here, see I am writing this story on my chemistry exam paper, because ghanta ata hae mujhe organic. (Ps. I miss my tail as a cat as well. It could have been a nice, organic selfie stick.) #restzone#quotestitchers#yqrz#tdd_longbutshortstories#rztellyourstory
