How shoe sellers sell a shoe: 1. If the shoe is loose: "Badta bachcha hai ji, joota thoda loose hi lena chahiye." 2. If the shoe is tight: "Joota thode time mein khulta bhi toh hai ji." Shoe sellers should take MBA sales classes, I feel. #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit #witty #jokes #yqbaba