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Neerja

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Someone : "I have started to feel for you! " Me : "eww feelings" Someone : "Ooo! माता पूरी बात सुन लो, started feeling hate for you..! अब बोलो! " Me (maintaining attitude): "Whatever it is, it is some feelings, so👇" 😌 🤷‍♀️ (Quote230) criticism welcomed (may be lame! 🤷‍♀️😌) #ATewwfeelingsmeme #aestheticthoughts #yqbaba #witty #humour #meme #funny #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Aesthetic Thoughts

Someone : "I have started to feel for you! " Me : "eww feelings" Someone : "Ooo! माता पूरी बात सुन लो, started feeling hate for you..! अब बोलो! " Me (maintaining attitude): "Whatever it is, it is some feelings, so👇" 😌 🤷‍♀️ (Quote230) criticism welcomed (may be lame! 🤷‍♀️😌) #ATewwfeelingsmeme #aestheticthoughts #yqbaba #witty #humour #meme #funny #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Aesthetic Thoughts

Neerja

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Someone: "Oh, so still your complexion is black huh? रंग अभी तक खिला नहीं??" Me: First of all it's dusky! and whatever it is, it doesn't... Someone: Ahh, ये सब कहने की बातें है, How will you get boys for wedding know!? Well you know in my opinion, you should use.. ME: (🖕 (I love me)...) (Quote172) It's sad that still complexion matters, that's the ground reality but seriously to the one who suggest all sort of remedies to become गोरा"🖕" . Yeah to get 'glow' is another thing, I glow in my color #dusky #black #i_appreciate_fair too. I love me. Also that's good atleast people with that mindset (of गोरा- काला) wouldn't come near me, negativity खुद ही दूर रहेगी, सही है ( हाँ aunty ji रख लिजीए अपना लड़का अपने पास 🙏 अपन को घंटा फरक नहीं पड़ता । हमारे माँ- बाप है आप बनने की कोशिश ना

Someone: "Oh, so still your complexion is black huh? रंग अभी तक खिला नहीं??" Me: First of all it's dusky! and whatever it is, it doesn't... Someone: Ahh, ये सब कहने की बातें है, How will you get boys for wedding know!? Well you know in my opinion, you should use.. ME: (🖕 (I love me)...) (Quote172) It's sad that still complexion matters, that's the ground reality but seriously to the one who suggest all sort of remedies to become गोरा"🖕" . Yeah to get 'glow' is another thing, I glow in my color #dusky #black #i_appreciate_fair too. I love me. Also that's good atleast people with that mindset (of गोरा- काला) wouldn't come near me, negativity खुद ही दूर रहेगी, सही है ( हाँ aunty ji रख लिजीए अपना लड़का अपने पास 🙏 अपन को घंटा फरक नहीं पड़ता । हमारे माँ- बाप है आप बनने की कोशिश ना

KhaultiSyahi

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Sarcasm - where the witty will have fun but the stupid won't get it. ©KhaultiSyahi #sarcasm 🙃 #sarcastic #sarcasm_only #khaultisyahi #witty #stupid 🙄 #Reality #Life_experience #laugh #SAD (Tʖ̯T)

Sarcasm - where the witty will have fun but the stupid won't get it. ©KhaultiSyahi #sarcasm 🙃 #sarcastic #sarcasm_only #khaultisyahi #witty #stupid 🙄 #Reality #Life_experience #laugh #SAD (Tʖ̯T)

Deepanshu Nihalani

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You know, the toughest part about being on YQ is, To write something amazingly witty for the challenges posted by YQbaba. Like, you can be witty anytime of the day but it leaves you the moment you need it the most. Story of my life. #challenges #YQbaba #post #thoughts #tough #witty

You know, the toughest part about being on YQ is, To write something amazingly witty for the challenges posted by YQbaba. Like, you can be witty anytime of the day but it leaves you the moment you need it the most. Story of my life. #challenges #YQbaba #post #thoughts #tough #witty

hansmeet kour

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Sнε ιs ησт αη σvεятнιηкεя Nobody can guess what a woman is thinking. A tiny paper pin mistakenly kept (by you) on the table is a sharp knife her child can get hurt from. She's not an overthinker, she just thinks over and above. Her level of understandings is beyond your level. #superwoman #overthinker #witty #hans11 #yourquote #yourquotebaba #pennpopcorn

Sнε ιs ησт αη σvεятнιηкεя Nobody can guess what a woman is thinking. A tiny paper pin mistakenly kept (by you) on the table is a sharp knife her child can get hurt from. She's not an overthinker, she just thinks over and above. Her level of understandings is beyond your level. #superwoman #overthinker #witty #hans11 #yourquote #yourquotebaba #pennpopcorn

Connie R

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the branches crack their aching spines with a relief and content of finally being able to sleep without anyone there to rustle their leaves.🍃 What happens when a tree loses its last leaf? How does it feel? Let us know. #MusingTime #LastTreeLeaf #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with YourQuote Baba #yqbaba #lastleaf #serenity #yqquotes #witty

the branches crack their aching spines with a relief and content of finally being able to sleep without anyone there to rustle their leaves.🍃 What happens when a tree loses its last leaf? How does it feel? Let us know. #MusingTime #LastTreeLeaf #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with YourQuote Baba #yqbaba #lastleaf #serenity #yqquotes #witty

पूजा निषाद

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I do not talk much But I OBSERVE well. Oh Run... Hell !☄️ #ATcatbg Aesthetic Thoughts! 💚 #aestheticthoughts #yqbaba #witty #yqaestheticthoughts #love #yqdidi #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Aesthetic Thoughts

I do not talk much But I OBSERVE well. Oh Run... Hell !☄️ #ATcatbg Aesthetic Thoughts! 💚 #aestheticthoughts #yqbaba #witty #yqaestheticthoughts #love #yqdidi #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Aesthetic Thoughts

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कोई तो तबियत से जलाओ हमको यारों कि बुलबुले जहां से उठते हैं वहीं मर जाते हैं ।। #beingcool #beingclassy 😎 #yqbaba #yqdidi #hindi #bestyqhindiquotes #witty

कोई तो तबियत से जलाओ हमको यारों कि बुलबुले जहां से उठते हैं वहीं मर जाते हैं ।। #beingcool #beingclassy 😎 #yqbaba #yqdidi #hindi #bestyqhindiquotes #witty