Dearest @HG,
where do i start? i am guilt ridden for not wishing you on birthday, for never asking if things are okay with you. i have failed myself as a friend. but not to put up any defense on my part, online classes are sucking the blood out of me and i am facing more pressing troubles than i ever did adjusting to science.
However, i won't let your expectations shoot high. this is neither an apology nor a token of my l__e for you. i am a stupid person, but you are giving me serious competition when it comes to stupidity. also, who leaves their enemy on seen? there's some unresolved issue regarding why you sent me stickers while i asked you to send cat facts. LIKE WHY DID YOU DO IT?
for the record, you look like a clown with that hair (an adorable one, period.) totally instagrammable. and i lecture you on toxicity of Instagram, because i don't want you to get ruined any further (i ruined you first with my silly talks) #yourquote#yqbaba#letter#whimsicalloon#weetaheachother#familiarstranger
