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Joke of the day There was once a little old lady and a little old man. They went ro the doctor and said" We want to have a baby.". The doctor said " Well will your age ot might not be possible." Thw pld couple said back to the doctor " We want to try anyway." The doctor aaid " Take this cup home and bring me a sample of your semen so I can run some tests. The old couple came back the next day and gave the doctor an empty cup. The doctor said " Didn't you understand that I need a sample of your semen so I can run some tests." The olman said" Look here doc when we got home she did it with her left hand, she did it with her right hand. Heck she even did It with her teeth in and even with her teeth out." The doctor said " Well what seems to be the problem?" The old man said" Yeah, but she still couldn't get the cap off the bottle." #NojotoQuote Having a baby.

Joke of the day There was once a little old lady and a little old man. They went ro the doctor and said" We want to have a baby.". The doctor said " Well will your age ot might not be possible." Thw pld couple said back to the doctor " We want to try anyway." The doctor aaid " Take this cup home and bring me a sample of your semen so I can run some tests. The old couple came back the next day and gave the doctor an empty cup. The doctor said " Didn't you understand that I need a sample of your semen so I can run some tests." The olman said" Look here doc when we got home she did it with her left hand, she did it with her right hand. Heck she even did It with her teeth in and even with her teeth out." The doctor said " Well what seems to be the problem?" The old man said" Yeah, but she still couldn't get the cap off the bottle." #NojotoQuote Having a baby.

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thank God for you and

thank God for you and

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I know ,I am not rich. But I am sure , I can do everything with those things , that my God has gifted to me . Thank you God.

I know ,I am not rich. But I am sure , I can do everything with those things , that my God has gifted to me . Thank you God.

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Thanxx to God... Unhone humhe dhoke khane walo me rakha...... Dhoke dene walo me nhi rakhaa..... #Thank you God

Thanxx to God... Unhone humhe dhoke khane walo me rakha...... Dhoke dene walo me nhi rakhaa..... #Thank you God

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Thanks you god! you hear my all problems and helps in solving #thank you god

Thanks you god! you hear my all problems and helps in solving #thank you god

Akhil Kael

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मेरा संगीत मां सरस्वती द्वारा दिया गया है वो राम बाण, जिससे किया है मैंने अपने अतीत के अंधकार का विनाश, जिसकी तपस्या से है मैने बनाया वो दिया, जिसमे अपने जिस्म को निचोड़, खून पसीने को तेल की भांति झोंक, अपनी मेहनत और कठोर तप की अग्नि से है जलाया, जिसके प्रकाश से मैंने अपने अहम को है हराया, अपने अंदर छिपे प्रत्येक राक्षस को चुन चुन कर है हराया, जिसकी ताक़त से अपने ऊपर हुए अत्याचारों और अपमानों से जन्मे प्रतिशोध को किया है भस्म, महादेव की सौगंध, मैंने खुद को लोहे की भांति पिघलाकर, खुद पर चोट मार मार कर एक संगीतकार और कलाकार है बनाया। ©Akhil Kael Thank you God.

मेरा संगीत मां सरस्वती द्वारा दिया गया है वो राम बाण, जिससे किया है मैंने अपने अतीत के अंधकार का विनाश, जिसकी तपस्या से है मैने बनाया वो दिया, जिसमे अपने जिस्म को निचोड़, खून पसीने को तेल की भांति झोंक, अपनी मेहनत और कठोर तप की अग्नि से है जलाया, जिसके प्रकाश से मैंने अपने अहम को है हराया, अपने अंदर छिपे प्रत्येक राक्षस को चुन चुन कर है हराया, जिसकी ताक़त से अपने ऊपर हुए अत्याचारों और अपमानों से जन्मे प्रतिशोध को किया है भस्म, महादेव की सौगंध, मैंने खुद को लोहे की भांति पिघलाकर, खुद पर चोट मार मार कर एक संगीतकार और कलाकार है बनाया। ©Akhil Kael Thank you God.