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Drop everything youre doing And flee I r m a s. coming dont you see From the florida keys up to dc Were all in the path of destruction Stick around if you choose Wear your waterproof shoes And a boat if it can be found If you cant find one son Your life might be done 911 gonna let your ass drown ©2017 LC Bey Evacu 8

Drop everything youre doing And flee I r m a s. coming dont you see From the florida keys up to dc Were all in the path of destruction Stick around if you choose Wear your waterproof shoes And a boat if it can be found If you cant find one son Your life might be done 911 gonna let your ass drown ©2017 LC Bey Evacu 8

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गोटिया उसने चुराई मार हमने खाई, बस्ता स्कूल मे उनका रहा सारा दिन मुर्गा मै बना। शरारती बचपन बीत गया, ना जहन से बीता उनका प्यार, अनमुल्ले थे,अनभुल्ले थे मेरे बचपन के कमीने यार। arvind bhanwra December (day 8) 'कमीने यार '

गोटिया उसने चुराई मार हमने खाई, बस्ता स्कूल मे उनका रहा सारा दिन मुर्गा मै बना। शरारती बचपन बीत गया, ना जहन से बीता उनका प्यार, अनमुल्ले थे,अनभुल्ले थे मेरे बचपन के कमीने यार। arvind bhanwra December (day 8) 'कमीने यार '

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I walk into the kitchen store. Snacks, need snacks, mmm. "Make healthy snack choices." I tell myself, "Oh ignore that, ignore that heaven in the transparent box, look around, look around you, there's a pear and an apple, and look around, juice! no, dummy, not that box, not the transparent one, NO! CONTROL!" but somehow I imagine puppy eyes on the box, craving for me, and *sigh* choc-chip cookie. one. just take one. TAKE ONE, I SAID, idiot!" nom nom. "oh heaven's waiting, waiting for you, girl *angelic choir sings 'aaaaah'*" Two huge spoonfuls of bhujiya, straight into my lower facial cavity. i need doses of that. WOW. wow. wow. waaaaaahhhoooo. just one more, I promise, just one. Another one in! *angelic choir sings again* It feels better than standing in a fluffy bathrobe on a hot air vent in freezing winter. Poetry. Love. True Love. Wow. just another one. Wow. *British accent* luhvely. *Higher self wakes up* "WAIT, YOU EMPTIED HALF THE BOX?! YOU CALL IT A SNACK?!!" *Higher self slaps forehead* *sigh* I love you, love. I love you. I'll be back soon, love. *leaves like a long distance lover* okay. I LOVE YOU, BHUJIYA. Official proclamation. #ramona_humour

I walk into the kitchen store. Snacks, need snacks, mmm. "Make healthy snack choices." I tell myself, "Oh ignore that, ignore that heaven in the transparent box, look around, look around you, there's a pear and an apple, and look around, juice! no, dummy, not that box, not the transparent one, NO! CONTROL!" but somehow I imagine puppy eyes on the box, craving for me, and *sigh* choc-chip cookie. one. just take one. TAKE ONE, I SAID, idiot!" nom nom. "oh heaven's waiting, waiting for you, girl *angelic choir sings 'aaaaah'*" Two huge spoonfuls of bhujiya, straight into my lower facial cavity. i need doses of that. WOW. wow. wow. waaaaaahhhoooo. just one more, I promise, just one. Another one in! *angelic choir sings again* It feels better than standing in a fluffy bathrobe on a hot air vent in freezing winter. Poetry. Love. True Love. Wow. just another one. Wow. *British accent* luhvely. *Higher self wakes up* "WAIT, YOU EMPTIED HALF THE BOX?! YOU CALL IT A SNACK?!!" *Higher self slaps forehead* *sigh* I love you, love. I love you. I'll be back soon, love. *leaves like a long distance lover* okay. I LOVE YOU, BHUJIYA. Official proclamation. #ramona_humour

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Last day of holiday before opening of school going to end in sometime... How you are feeling friends... #holiday

Last day of holiday before opening of school going to end in sometime... How you are feeling friends... #holiday