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Bharath Nandibhatla

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Such an irony that when you have a weight upon your tongue, you can't speak at all. And when you have a weight upon your heart, you feel way too much. What's that when I see her? An aching familiarity. Yes, that's the word! An aching familiarity. A heart she broke is now stitched into a new whole. And the pieces ache at her sight. But not as a whole. Weird thing, Moving on! Of weird things and a magnificent whole!

Such an irony that when you have a weight upon your tongue, you can't speak at all. And when you have a weight upon your heart, you feel way too much. What's that when I see her? An aching familiarity. Yes, that's the word! An aching familiarity. A heart she broke is now stitched into a new whole. And the pieces ache at her sight. But not as a whole. Weird thing, Moving on! Of weird things and a magnificent whole!

Sahil Pruthi

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Lame things Punjabi moms tell you when you try to diet: "Ek aaloo parantha khaa lega toh kya ho jaayega?" Mom, would you tell a drug addict trying to leave drugs that "Ek puff le lega toh kya ho jaayega?" Weird things Punjabi moms tell you. #YQBaba #fun #funny #qotd

Lame things Punjabi moms tell you when you try to diet: "Ek aaloo parantha khaa lega toh kya ho jaayega?" Mom, would you tell a drug addict trying to leave drugs that "Ek puff le lega toh kya ho jaayega?" Weird things Punjabi moms tell you. #YQBaba #fun #funny #qotd

Ayesha Zubair

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Say No to doing Things

Say No to doing Things

Sahil Pruthi

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Uncle while leaving the house: Bye beta, apna achche se dhyaan rakhna. Me: Thanks uncle. Agar aap nahi bolte toh main chhat se koodne waala tha. Unnecessary things people just say because they have to. #fun #funnyquotes #funny #faltookisocialising

Uncle while leaving the house: Bye beta, apna achche se dhyaan rakhna. Me: Thanks uncle. Agar aap nahi bolte toh main chhat se koodne waala tha. Unnecessary things people just say because they have to. #fun #funnyquotes #funny #faltookisocialising

Rajat.kaim.poetry

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*There are some things. I want to say.... * But what can i do. I can't say..... *I am not aware of your thinking.... . *That's why I hesitate so much. By the way.... *There are some things. I want to say..... rajatkaim poetry there are some things i want to say

*There are some things. I want to say.... * But what can i do. I can't say..... *I am not aware of your thinking.... . *That's why I hesitate so much. By the way.... *There are some things. I want to say..... rajatkaim poetry there are some things i want to say

Anaisha

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The first thing say to my love, Respect me more than u love me, Respect my parents more than u respect me, Care me more than u respect me, Care my parents more than u care me, Dear in simple words make my parents ur foremost priority than me..... what things u want to say to ur first love

The first thing say to my love, Respect me more than u love me, Respect my parents more than u respect me, Care me more than u respect me, Care my parents more than u care me, Dear in simple words make my parents ur foremost priority than me..... what things u want to say to ur first love

Victorious

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Everything is funny as long as it happening to somebody else. Funny things

Everything is funny as long as it happening to somebody else. Funny things