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english हमेशा attitude में रही आजाद भारत पर रौब दिखा रही थी अंग्रेजो से तो आजादी ले ली भारत ने पर अंग्रेजी अपना ली ये कैसी आजादी थी भावनायें तो भारतीय पर शब्द english हो चले थे । भारत आजादी का जश्न मना रहा था english जोरों से smlile कर रही थी और हिंदी की तरफ देख कर इतरा रही थी उस वक्त english के तेवर कुछ अच्छे नहीं थे अब भारत पूरी तरह से India बन चुका था और अब आजादी का जश्न भारत और India दोनों ही मनारहे थे। पर हिन्दी उदास थी उसे आजादी की कम खुशी न थी पर भारत भारत रह कर आजादी मनाता तो आजादी 1000 गुना और बढ़ जाती । हिन्दी ने आजादी की जंग सुरू की पर उसकी सुनवाई नहीं हुई। लोगों के english के मद ने उसकी आवाज दबा दी और आज भी परिस्थिती जस की तस है हिन्दी आज भी आजाद भारत में आजादी की जंग लड़ रही हैं है न कितने बिडब्ना की बात कि हिंन्दी को अपने ही देश में अपने लिये अपने लोगों से लड़ना पड़ रहा है।
आप हिन्दी के लिये किसी हिन्दी दिवस का इंतजार न करें और हक से कहें कि हम भारतीय है और हिंदी है हिन्दी हमारे दिल की भाषा है इसे सम्मान से अपनायें और सम्मान दें। अगर आप दो चार या 10 या और अधिक भाषायें जानते त कोई गलत बात नहीं है पर दोगला व्वहार न करे हिन्दी से किनारा या हिन्दी का अपमान या फिर हिन्दी को कम आँकना जैसे दुर्वव्यहार से बचे हिन्दी ही हमारी भाषा है और english विदेशी इस बात को हमेशा याद रखें गैरो के लिये अपनों को तकलीफ न पहुँचायें।
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How can one develops his or her sense of humor :
1. Ability to laugh at self
It's amazing how genuinely funny self-deprecatory jokes can be. If you're a serious brooding person who thinks that you're better than the world, forget this genre. But you'll be losing a lot.
2. Being able to take things lightly
This is the foundation from which you can take off into the world of humour. If you usually get worked up over every single little thing, chances are you're going to struggle to crack a joke. Let's face it; you'll be in no mood to think of anything funny.
3. Enjoy being the cause of laughter
Almost every single funny person I've ever met has this trait. There's a certain pride and selflessness that's part of being able to make people laugh. When you get addicted to that 'high', you'll be digging out every opportunity to make people laugh. There're not too many better things in the world than seeing people around you uncontrollably laughing at something funny you said.
4. Educate yourself
The lesser topics you know, the lesser genres of humour you can explore. There's a reason why all people with a great sense of humour are informed and intelligent. It takes much exposure to the outside world to be able to make most jokes. If you're a quiet, silent guy, who likes to shield himself in the darkness of your room, you won't have too much room to play with. Literally.
5. Learn from the experts
Watch humorous movies. Watch stand-up comedies. Watch funny soaps. The trick is not to watch with the ulterior motive of trying to learn the art. I always tell people who want to learn English to avoid watching films with that motive in the back of their head. It's when you truly immerse yourself and enjoy something that your mind automatically picks up certain things. This way, the whole exercise also stops seeming like work.
6. Enjoy conversations and experiment
Face it, you can't say a joke if you don't enjoy conversations. Learn to be open-minded, and talk and listen to people. The more you talk, the better you'll get at it. Similarly, the more you joke, the more you'll discover your area of strength. Experiment. Try various genres. Word play, sarcasm, slapstick ... you'll figure out based on people's reactions what your strength is. The more you play, the better you'll get. Also, remember: There aren't too many things in the world that you cannot joke about.
7. Timing: Strike when the time is right. You need to know when is the opportune moment to unleash the humor Kraken.
8. Quick thinking and Wordplay: "Most important part of English language are punctuations. They are the ones which differentiate 'I helped Uncle Jack, off a horse' from 'I helped Uncle jack off a horse'".
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What do you think about the documentary named Two Nations One Obsession on India Australia rivalry in Cricket?
Peter Dickson is good flim maker so no wonder it was done well.
Anyone reading this can watch these two part documentary movie on Sony and Ten Sports in India and in fox sports in Australia.
It is a very good movie.
You will enjoy it very much
Now coming back to Australia India rivalry.
I saw in internet some Pakistanis were trying their level best to prove that Australia and India have no such rivalry
Only England and South Africa have with Australia
Well, we all know the reason behind their desperation, they are trying to prove somehow that the fact that Indian team don't really need Pakistan team for Cricket is hurting them more than anything
We all know Pakistan won't stop terrorism against us that easily but this is the only thing that they really care about and get hurt. Young delusional Pakistanis are getting killed by doing terrorist activities against India is no such problems to them. Ha, ha, such an enlighted country Pakistan. A lot of things one needs to learn from Pakistan :D
Truth is yeah, ordinary Australian don't care about any other rivalry other than ashes not because of it is Cricket but because of long history and Australian people feel that they need to prove something always to British
But South Africa is more important to Australia than India in Cricket!!!!
That's just pure jealousy :D
Truth is there is a reason why Caucasian people don't necessarily enjoy Cricket as much as they used to
Contrary to the popular opinion, most of the white Caucasian people are not really that excited about high paced life always
Yeah, I know because I have lived those countries for certain time.
There are plenty of people in Caucasian population are conservative, I mean sexually conservative, they are not really what you get to see in movies
Otherwise Church would have been vanished by now from Caucasian world :D
There's a reason why Base ball still exists in America :D
Now Cricket's case what has been going on- is simply the after effects of post multiculturalism movement through out Caucasian population
There are too many multicultured people in everywhere today in Caucasian world according to many Caucasian.
In soccer that is not the case in England
It is still a white people's sport
Let's face it Soccer is more of a Euro Latin American sports than World sports(Asian teams create more hype than anything else, African countries always look good on papers but they are like West Indies team in Cricket never really that good, actually West Indies team is better in Cricket)
Yeah, everyone knows that every country play soccer but the truth is they are not really up to the level of certain 9 European countries and certian 5 Latin American countries
If one check the stats of all World Cup winning team from over the years, it will be very clear
Other than some blind soccer fans everyone admit this :D
In England's case if you walk down various streets of London, you will see White people are getting increasingly covered slowly but surely
This is why White British people instinctively looking for things that they can be relied on as par as their identity's concern
It's not because they don't have any time or they are super busy (yeah, believe me white people are not as busy as we think :D) or Cricket is taking too much time, they simply instinctively feel more comfortable playing a sport like Soccer where there is white dominance, they are naturally drawn to it
To be very honest it's not really that surprising if we were in their place, we would have done the same thing
Same is with Australia's recent love with Australian rules football
Same is with SA and New Zealand's love with Rugby
Asian people (more specifically South Asian Indian subcontinent people) are quite dominating in certain white countries, they are getting sick of that inside as a result their tendency to such activities become very normal human behaviour
Football coaches in England has admitted this in number of times
Future of Cricket is very bright indeed but only from Indian subcontinent people's point of view as white people will become increasingly shrunken with times and it's already happening
So what they think or prefer may not matter that much in the future
At least 40% of people could become Indian subcontinent in the future, it's a very real possibility so one can guess the scenario
Plus Cricket won't look like then what it is today, it will completely change, if anyone time travel to future now, he will understand why that is the case :D
So the point of this long boring writing is we don't need white people
We certainly don't need Pakistan :D
Pakistan may need us or not but it doesn't matter to us either way, we are pretty well placed right now politically and financially for the future
What we see today is only going to increase more in the future from India's point of view
That old fashioned thinking of certain urban Indians that what White people do only cool is a thing of past
This is age of internet everything has changed
Even what urban Indians promote will be thought upon as cool by rest of the India isn't the case anymore
Look at our most young generation and imagine the next one, we won't be insecured of anybody or anything in the future (including sex) and it's already happening :D