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Lover " Last five minutes remains.... Check your paper, sign., and line on empty page. "
Today 22/06/19 last paper of second year b.bsc nursing. It was totally pearl moment and most awaited moment to come out from  exam hall and meet new friend of life with smile and mind free of world, full of love. We met like, distance of trillion years was in-between... Like we saw each other after the gap of childhood and adulthood. But I was on phone and she was matching her footsteps with mine footsteps. She was magical in her own style and fearless leader of herself. Our conversation was today's dream but tomorrow's reality. Looking at time and thanks to time for giving us ample time to stay together for few moments. On the streets of Aurangabad I was like king and she was my queen and I was considering myself in the era of monarch. 
And magic happens when western winds cover the sky and sound and lighting from clouds was like world is welcoming us and streets was empty for we both and rain was dancing like a crowd of people in front of monarch after coming from winning battle. Rain drops rolling upon her soft and puffy cheeks was like the water fall of Egypt and water drops hanging on her curved eye lashes was like the gems hanging on the walls of palace of Elizabeth. She was not walking but moving with the time and she was like in the heaven with every wish coming true..... I lost myself in her upto the level that I propose in public loudly and she remains muted as expected and this craziness continues till the end of day. I was dancing in my room like the person who has achieved everything and now has zero wishes and can sleep freely. The fragrance of together walk spreads all around the college and we become crush couple which was my motive but I know we are crush pair not couple...... 
Rain was touching her like it was awaited moment of rain to wait when she will come out of exam hall... Every drop was trying best to touch her but every drop is not equal lucky to have touch with sober, soft and fragile body.. 
Rain and me are still waiting for her glance out of her palace.... @mirza

" Last five minutes remains.... Check your paper, sign., and line on empty page. "
Today 22/06/19 last paper of second year b.bsc nursing. It was totally pearl moment and most awaited moment to come out from exam hall and meet new friend of life with smile and mind free of world, full of love. We met like, distance of trillion years was in-between... Like we saw each other after the gap of childhood and adulthood. But I was on phone and she was matching her footsteps with mine footsteps. She was magical in her own style and fearless leader of herself. Our conversation was today's dream but tomorrow's reality. Looking at time and thanks to time for giving us ample time to stay together for few moments. On the streets of Aurangabad I was like king and she was my queen and I was considering myself in the era of monarch.
And magic happens when western winds cover the sky and sound and lighting from clouds was like world is welcoming us and streets was empty for we both and rain was dancing like a crowd of people in front of monarch after coming from winning battle. Rain drops rolling upon her soft and puffy cheeks was like the water fall of Egypt and water drops hanging on her curved eye lashes was like the gems hanging on the walls of palace of Elizabeth. She was not walking but moving with the time and she was like in the heaven with every wish coming true..... I lost myself in her upto the level that I propose in public loudly and she remains muted as expected and this craziness continues till the end of day. I was dancing in my room like the person who has achieved everything and now has zero wishes and can sleep freely. The fragrance of together walk spreads all around the college and we become crush couple which was my motive but I know we are crush pair not couple......
Rain was touching her like it was awaited moment of rain to wait when she will come out of exam hall... Every drop was trying best to touch her but every drop is not equal lucky to have touch with sober, soft and fragile body..
Rain and me are still waiting for her glance out of her palace.... @mirza

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मैं चाहत हूँ....
कई महीनो बाद,
तुम एक रोज़ मुझे Call करो,
और वो Call, Receive ही न की जाये...
फिर तुम एक और कोशिश करो,
Call करने की,
और फिर Receive न हो...
फिर एक अरसे बाद,
तुम्हे थोड़ी फ़िक्र हो,
तुम Message करो मुझे...
वो Messages 
जिसका कोई भी जवाब 
अब कभी नहीं आएगा...
फिर तुम सच में 
थोडे और परेशान हो जाओ...
तुम सोचो मेरे बारे में,
मेरी हर बात,
मेरी आवाज़,मेरा चेहरा...
तुम्हारे लिए मेरी फ़िक्र..
मेरे साथ बिताया हर एक लम्हा..
फिर तुम मुझे एक और Call करो,
और फिर कोई Response न मिले,
तुम फिर मुझे Message करो,
जिसका कोई जवाब न मिले..
तुम अचानक बहुत बेचैन हो जाओ,
तुम्हें सब कुछ याद आता रहे,
तुम लगातार मेरे बारे में सोचो...
तुम्हे सब कुछ याद आये..
सब कुछ...
और एक दिन जब तुम्हें नींद न आये.. 
बस मेरी याद आये...
तुम मुझे Social Media पर ढूँढो..
फिर Message करो..
फिर Call करो..
फिर कोई जवाब न मिले..
तब तुम Phone Gallery खोलकर..
मेरी तस्वीरें देखो...
तुम्हे गुस्सा आये, 
चीढ हो, तुम्हे रोना आये..
तुम्हें एहसास हो 
कि मैं किस हाल में रह रहा हूँ..?
परेशान होना क्या होता है..?
टूट जाना क्या होता है...?
फिर कुछ अच्छा ही नहीं लगेगा..
तब तुम हर जगह मुझे ही ढूँढो,
बस एक आखिरी बार मुझे देखना चाहो,
मुझे सुनना चाहो..
मेरे सीने से लगना चाहो,
मुझसे लिपटकर रोना चाहो..
तुम पागल हो जाओ 
उस प्यार के लिए,
जो सिर्फ और सिर्फ 
मुझसे मिल सकता था..
और उस हाल में, 
तुम्हे सुनने वाला
तुम्हारे माथे को चूमने वाला
तुम्हे सीने से लगाने वाला..
"मैं"...
कहीं दूर..
किसी शहर में...
अपने कमरे में...
आधी रात को,,
वो हर एक Message पढ़कर,
तुम्हे याद करूँ...
फिर वो Message, Delete कर दूँ..
उसका कभी कोई जवाब नहीं आएगा..
तुम महसूस करो दिल का टूटना,
अकेलेपन में रोना..
किसी से कुछ न कह पाने की बेबसी..
सारे काम ज़बरदस्ती लगने लगे,
बस हर वक़्त किसी नशे की ज़रूरत लगे,
नींद की गोलियां भी 
किसी काम की न रह जाएं..
हर वक़्त..
सोते जागते,मुझे याद करो..
बस मैं ही हर वक़्त 
तुम्हारे दिमाग में रहूँ...
उस वक़्त...
जब ये सब हो..
शायद तुम्हे समझ आये..
कि तुम कितने गलत थे...
तुमने क्या किया..?
और तुम्हे क्या मिला था..?
और तुमने क्या खो दिया...?
तब तुम्हें समझ आएगा...
मैं किस हाल में थी...
मैं ये सब चाहता हूँ..
हाँ..सच में..
पर ये सच है..
आज भी तुम्हारा
हर Call और Message को 
बड़ी मुश्किल से Ignore कर पाता हूँ..
आज भी हर WhatsApp Dp 
Save कर लेताहूँ..
आज भी तुम्हे 
Online देखने के लिए 
Mobile देखता हूँ.. 
पर कभी कोई Message नहीं करता हूँ... 
न ही करूँगा.
क्योंकि मैं चाहता हूँ.. 
तुम एक बार महसूस कर सको..
वो सब
जो मैं करता हूँ...!!!
💗

 

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10 June,2019
First rain 
 
This year's first rain 
what is so special about first rain ?
The bird chatak quenches its thirst from first rain 
it only drinks the rainwater 
The first rain is the HOPE for farmers 
the first rain is the rope for the water cycle 
this isnt the normal water it tastes sweet 
and  sees paper boat swimming   
it sees the peacock dancing and 
humans running in their shade 
it moisturises the soil and cherishes the beauty of nature 
the first rain becomes the poem and also 
the preparation for rainy seasons in many houses 
it is counted as blessing and smile in disguise 
this is engimatic and light 
but this first rain seems so bright

First rain
#firstRain#engimatic#Lanes#chatak#punyah#rainy#farmers#poem#nojotoenglish#Earth#Nature#Soil#Hope#Rope#watercycle

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                           My Twitter Crush Crushed Me Overnight!


I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.


I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles) 


                              

Exactly four days ago, I found her account on Twitter, opened it, saw her profile picture. She was damn cute, I fell in love at that very moment. I just kept looking at her. I tried to figure it out if she is real or just another lame fake account. She had added her Instagram account and Facebook Id. I opened both, she was real who was more beautiful in other pictures posted o Instagram. I came back to twitter, liked her each and every post and followed her, She followed me back within an hour. I found some kind of positive vibes in me that I managed to message her "HI!"


But sadly, my bad luck. I didn't get back her reply for three consecutive days. I used to check my message box everyday but nothing.  It was probably 9:30 in the evening. I dared again to message her second time, I texted " Am I getting the reply or not?"


I know it was harsh, nevertheless, I did it, I sent it and I could not do anything. 


In about 9:43, sane night a pop-up came in my message box. She had replied. I got what I wanted, I was on cloud nine, I was never happy like that moment. That was just amazing feeling, may be that was love, may be that was the addiction of FEELING-OF-LOVE.


She:  NO!


Our slow conversation began, the extravagance of one-sided love story began on The Twitter Chat Box. 


Me: NO! You replied, right? It's YES, I guess?


She: Yep!


Me: I think the internet is not working properly because I am only receiving one word reply.


She: I am only sending you a single word reply.


Me: I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.


She: Ha ha. So funny. 😊😊😊

        She too added those laughing emoji with the text. I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles)


Me: Keep smiling, well for health, and you looks beautiful when you smile.


She: Really! Do we know each other? I may not be one who you think.


Me: NO, we don't know each other. But we can and my heart is seriously saying, you are definitely the one who I think.


She: Confident! I appreciate. 


Me: Thank you! Pretty lady, now I think, I can die with satisfaction hearing your sweet appreciation and may even reach Heaven.

   (I know Filmy dialogue always works to flirt girls.)


She: Do you say this to all girls or am I the special fool who is talking overnight with unknown guy?


Me: You are special but not fool. You are just special.


She: You probably had many exes, which was the best? 


Me: Triple X!!


She: Bad joke!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠


Me: You got it? I thought you are decent girl.


She: Don't question upon my innocence. I am decent. Change the topic or I will.


Me: Good morning! It's already 1 in the morning.


She: How can I talk to you so long?


Me: God knows. Sorry typing mistake, I am an atheist.


Me: Again bad joke. Change the topic.


    (I sent her two pictures, one of eyes and another of lips, definitely not mine)


She: So beautiful, whose are those, your ex?


Me: Your! Check the mirror. By the way, never had ex, but could be future.


She: So cheap? How did you get all my pictures?


Me: Instagram!


She: Oh boy! Don’t be so fast. How dare you to crop my eyes and lips?


Me: I just wanna die in your eyes and _ _ _ _ those lips.


She: What, Why you all guys are so obsessed with......?


Me: I just forgot to fill those gaps, it was for FOREVER SEE SMILE IN those lips. What you thought? Oh girl! Don’t be so fast. 


She: That sounds beautiful. I think I kinda like you! But remember just like.


Me: That's enough.


I heard a strange noise, something like beep-beep increasing volume itself.

I texted her, “I am hearing something strange noise."

She replied " Really, me too. I can even hear someone screaming your name."


It was my mother, she was screaming "Hey, wake up! It’s already 5 in the morning and today is your Chemistry board exam."


I was like "what" I opened my eyes, I was dreaming. Was that the dream? SHIT! SHIT! 


I opened Twitter, the message box was empty, I just saw my last message to her," One gentlemen once said, If a girl don’t reply the second time, be a man and don't text her third time. Am I getting the reply or not?"


Instantly, I opened her account and blocked her.

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Lover " Last five minutes remains.... Check your paper, sign., and line on empty page. "
Today 22/06/19 last paper of second year b.bsc nursing. It was totally pearl moment and most awaited moment to come out from  exam hall and meet new friend of life with smile and mind free of world, full of love. We met like, distance of trillion years was in-between... Like we saw each other after the gap of childhood and adulthood. But I was on phone and she was matching her footsteps with mine footsteps. She was magical in her own style and fearless leader of herself. Our conversation was today's dream but tomorrow's reality. Looking at time and thanks to time for giving us ample time to stay together for few moments. On the streets of Aurangabad I was like king and she was my queen and I was considering myself in the era of monarch. 
And magic happens when western winds cover the sky and sound and lighting from clouds was like world is welcoming us and streets was empty for we both and rain was dancing like a crowd of people in front of monarch after coming from winning battle. Rain drops rolling upon her soft and puffy cheeks was like the water fall of Egypt and water drops hanging on her curved eye lashes was like the gems hanging on the walls of palace of Elizabeth. She was not walking but moving with the time and she was like in the heaven with every wish coming true..... I lost myself in her upto the level that I propose in public loudly and she remains muted as expected and this craziness continues till the end of day. I was dancing in my room like the person who has achieved everything and now has zero wishes and can sleep freely. The fragrance of together walk spreads all around the college and we become crush couple which was my motive but I know we are crush pair not couple...... 
Rain was touching her like it was awaited moment of rain to wait when she will come out of exam hall... Every drop was trying best to touch her but every drop is not equal lucky to have touch with sober, soft and fragile body.. 
Rain and me are still waiting for her glance out of her palace.... @mirza

" Last five minutes remains.... Check your paper, sign., and line on empty page. "
Today 22/06/19 last paper of second year b.bsc nursing. It was totally pearl moment and most awaited moment to come out from exam hall and meet new friend of life with smile and mind free of world, full of love. We met like, distance of trillion years was in-between... Like we saw each other after the gap of childhood and adulthood. But I was on phone and she was matching her footsteps with mine footsteps. She was magical in her own style and fearless leader of herself. Our conversation was today's dream but tomorrow's reality. Looking at time and thanks to time for giving us ample time to stay together for few moments. On the streets of Aurangabad I was like king and she was my queen and I was considering myself in the era of monarch.
And magic happens when western winds cover the sky and sound and lighting from clouds was like world is welcoming us and streets was empty for we both and rain was dancing like a crowd of people in front of monarch after coming from winning battle. Rain drops rolling upon her soft and puffy cheeks was like the water fall of Egypt and water drops hanging on her curved eye lashes was like the gems hanging on the walls of palace of Elizabeth. She was not walking but moving with the time and she was like in the heaven with every wish coming true..... I lost myself in her upto the level that I propose in public loudly and she remains muted as expected and this craziness continues till the end of day. I was dancing in my room like the person who has achieved everything and now has zero wishes and can sleep freely. The fragrance of together walk spreads all around the college and we become crush couple which was my motive but I know we are crush pair not couple......
Rain was touching her like it was awaited moment of rain to wait when she will come out of exam hall... Every drop was trying best to touch her but every drop is not equal lucky to have touch with sober, soft and fragile body..
Rain and me are still waiting for her glance out of her palace.... @mirza

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ITS TRUE ...... U get blue TICKS

 

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मैं चाहत हूँ....
कई महीनो बाद,
तुम एक रोज़ मुझे Call करो,
और वो Call, Receive ही न की जाये...
फिर तुम एक और कोशिश करो,
Call करने की,
और फिर Receive न हो...
फिर एक अरसे बाद,
तुम्हे थोड़ी फ़िक्र हो,
तुम Message करो मुझे...
वो Messages 
जिसका कोई भी जवाब 
अब कभी नहीं आएगा...
फिर तुम सच में 
थोडे और परेशान हो जाओ...
तुम सोचो मेरे बारे में,
मेरी हर बात,
मेरी आवाज़,मेरा चेहरा...
तुम्हारे लिए मेरी फ़िक्र..
मेरे साथ बिताया हर एक लम्हा..
फिर तुम मुझे एक और Call करो,
और फिर कोई Response न मिले,
तुम फिर मुझे Message करो,
जिसका कोई जवाब न मिले..
तुम अचानक बहुत बेचैन हो जाओ,
तुम्हें सब कुछ याद आता रहे,
तुम लगातार मेरे बारे में सोचो...
तुम्हे सब कुछ याद आये..
सब कुछ...
और एक दिन जब तुम्हें नींद न आये.. 
बस मेरी याद आये...
तुम मुझे Social Media पर ढूँढो..
फिर Message करो..
फिर Call करो..
फिर कोई जवाब न मिले..
तब तुम Phone Gallery खोलकर..
मेरी तस्वीरें देखो...
तुम्हे गुस्सा आये, 
चीढ हो, तुम्हे रोना आये..
तुम्हें एहसास हो 
कि मैं किस हाल में रह रहा हूँ..?
परेशान होना क्या होता है..?
टूट जाना क्या होता है...?
फिर कुछ अच्छा ही नहीं लगेगा..
तब तुम हर जगह मुझे ही ढूँढो,
बस एक आखिरी बार मुझे देखना चाहो,
मुझे सुनना चाहो..
मेरे सीने से लगना चाहो,
मुझसे लिपटकर रोना चाहो..
तुम पागल हो जाओ 
उस प्यार के लिए,
जो सिर्फ और सिर्फ 
मुझसे मिल सकता था..
और उस हाल में, 
तुम्हे सुनने वाला
तुम्हारे माथे को चूमने वाला
तुम्हे सीने से लगाने वाला..
"मैं"...
कहीं दूर..
किसी शहर में...
अपने कमरे में...
आधी रात को,,
वो हर एक Message पढ़कर,
तुम्हे याद करूँ...
फिर वो Message, Delete कर दूँ..
उसका कभी कोई जवाब नहीं आएगा..
तुम महसूस करो दिल का टूटना,
अकेलेपन में रोना..
किसी से कुछ न कह पाने की बेबसी..
सारे काम ज़बरदस्ती लगने लगे,
बस हर वक़्त किसी नशे की ज़रूरत लगे,
नींद की गोलियां भी 
किसी काम की न रह जाएं..
हर वक़्त..
सोते जागते,मुझे याद करो..
बस मैं ही हर वक़्त 
तुम्हारे दिमाग में रहूँ...
उस वक़्त...
जब ये सब हो..
शायद तुम्हे समझ आये..
कि तुम कितने गलत थे...
तुमने क्या किया..?
और तुम्हे क्या मिला था..?
और तुमने क्या खो दिया...?
तब तुम्हें समझ आएगा...
मैं किस हाल में थी...
मैं ये सब चाहता हूँ..
हाँ..सच में..
पर ये सच है..
आज भी तुम्हारा
हर Call और Message को 
बड़ी मुश्किल से Ignore कर पाता हूँ..
आज भी हर WhatsApp Dp 
Save कर लेताहूँ..
आज भी तुम्हे 
Online देखने के लिए 
Mobile देखता हूँ.. 
पर कभी कोई Message नहीं करता हूँ... 
न ही करूँगा.
क्योंकि मैं चाहता हूँ.. 
तुम एक बार महसूस कर सको..
वो सब
जो मैं करता हूँ...!!!
💗

 

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10 June,2019
First rain 
 
This year's first rain 
what is so special about first rain ?
The bird chatak quenches its thirst from first rain 
it only drinks the rainwater 
The first rain is the HOPE for farmers 
the first rain is the rope for the water cycle 
this isnt the normal water it tastes sweet 
and  sees paper boat swimming   
it sees the peacock dancing and 
humans running in their shade 
it moisturises the soil and cherishes the beauty of nature 
the first rain becomes the poem and also 
the preparation for rainy seasons in many houses 
it is counted as blessing and smile in disguise 
this is engimatic and light 
but this first rain seems so bright

First rain
#firstRain#engimatic#Lanes#chatak#punyah#rainy#farmers#poem#nojotoenglish#Earth#Nature#Soil#Hope#Rope#watercycle

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#story
   
                           My Twitter Crush Crushed Me Overnight!


I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.


I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles) 


                              

Exactly four days ago, I found her account on Twitter, opened it, saw her profile picture. She was damn cute, I fell in love at that very moment. I just kept looking at her. I tried to figure it out if she is real or just another lame fake account. She had added her Instagram account and Facebook Id. I opened both, she was real who was more beautiful in other pictures posted o Instagram. I came back to twitter, liked her each and every post and followed her, She followed me back within an hour. I found some kind of positive vibes in me that I managed to message her "HI!"


But sadly, my bad luck. I didn't get back her reply for three consecutive days. I used to check my message box everyday but nothing.  It was probably 9:30 in the evening. I dared again to message her second time, I texted " Am I getting the reply or not?"


I know it was harsh, nevertheless, I did it, I sent it and I could not do anything. 


In about 9:43, sane night a pop-up came in my message box. She had replied. I got what I wanted, I was on cloud nine, I was never happy like that moment. That was just amazing feeling, may be that was love, may be that was the addiction of FEELING-OF-LOVE.


She:  NO!


Our slow conversation began, the extravagance of one-sided love story began on The Twitter Chat Box. 


Me: NO! You replied, right? It's YES, I guess?


She: Yep!


Me: I think the internet is not working properly because I am only receiving one word reply.


She: I am only sending you a single word reply.


Me: I know, my right eye was winking all day long, something good was about to happen. I got your "NINE" words reply.


She: Ha ha. So funny. 😊😊😊

        She too added those laughing emoji with the text. I remembered an old Bollywood Dialogue "Ladki Hasi To Phasi" (She fell for you, if she smiles)


Me: Keep smiling, well for health, and you looks beautiful when you smile.


She: Really! Do we know each other? I may not be one who you think.


Me: NO, we don't know each other. But we can and my heart is seriously saying, you are definitely the one who I think.


She: Confident! I appreciate. 


Me: Thank you! Pretty lady, now I think, I can die with satisfaction hearing your sweet appreciation and may even reach Heaven.

   (I know Filmy dialogue always works to flirt girls.)


She: Do you say this to all girls or am I the special fool who is talking overnight with unknown guy?


Me: You are special but not fool. You are just special.


She: You probably had many exes, which was the best? 


Me: Triple X!!


She: Bad joke!!!! 😠😠😠😠😠


Me: You got it? I thought you are decent girl.


She: Don't question upon my innocence. I am decent. Change the topic or I will.


Me: Good morning! It's already 1 in the morning.


She: How can I talk to you so long?


Me: God knows. Sorry typing mistake, I am an atheist.


Me: Again bad joke. Change the topic.


    (I sent her two pictures, one of eyes and another of lips, definitely not mine)


She: So beautiful, whose are those, your ex?


Me: Your! Check the mirror. By the way, never had ex, but could be future.


She: So cheap? How did you get all my pictures?


Me: Instagram!


She: Oh boy! Don’t be so fast. How dare you to crop my eyes and lips?


Me: I just wanna die in your eyes and _ _ _ _ those lips.


She: What, Why you all guys are so obsessed with......?


Me: I just forgot to fill those gaps, it was for FOREVER SEE SMILE IN those lips. What you thought? Oh girl! Don’t be so fast. 


She: That sounds beautiful. I think I kinda like you! But remember just like.


Me: That's enough.


I heard a strange noise, something like beep-beep increasing volume itself.

I texted her, “I am hearing something strange noise."

She replied " Really, me too. I can even hear someone screaming your name."


It was my mother, she was screaming "Hey, wake up! It’s already 5 in the morning and today is your Chemistry board exam."


I was like "what" I opened my eyes, I was dreaming. Was that the dream? SHIT! SHIT! 


I opened Twitter, the message box was empty, I just saw my last message to her," One gentlemen once said, If a girl don’t reply the second time, be a man and don't text her third time. Am I getting the reply or not?"


Instantly, I opened her account and blocked her.

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