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رانا صاحب
#چائے کے لیے بڑھ بڑھ کے مچلتے کیوں ہیں، اب سمجھ آئی لاہوری اس قدر اچھلتے کیوں ہیں.. 😅😅 #stories #funny
Nilima Durani
Hampty Dampty sat on a wall Hampty Dampty had a great fall #funny #stories
sareef_londa_x1
.पत्नी जी ने बड़े प्यार से कहा कि आइये आपके सर मैं तेल डाल देती हूं . 👨मेरी खुशी का ठिकाना न रहा और खुशी खुशी बैठ गया । . हद तो तब हो गयी जब वो सर पर तेल डालकर चली गयी और दूसरे काम में लग गयी . मैंने पूछा कि "ये क्या है ? जल्दी से आओ न , तेल टपक रहा है " . पत्नी जी का सनसनाता जवाब सुनकर मैं बेहोश होते होते बचा . आज शनिवार है, पंडित जी ने बताया है कि शादी के दिन से ही तुम पर शनि चढ़ा हुआ है ! अपने प्रिय देवता पर तेल चढ़ाओ। . अब तुम्हीं मेरे मंदिर , तुम्ही मेरी पूजा , तुम्हीं देवता हो,... वाला गाना याद आ गया ?? बस !!!! चढ़ा दिया !!! पति मन में बुदबुदाया : अच्छा हुआ..ससुरे ने नारियल 🎃फोड़ने का नहीं बोला .... 😊😂😜😃 #husbandwife #funny #stories
kalamkaar
का ज़माना आ गया है चाचा... लोग झूठ भी ऐसे बोलते हैं कि सच भी नींद से जाग बोल परे... बस कर बे इतना सच तो मैं भी नही। #nojoto #funny #stories
Ahtal
Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: "I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?" The psychiatrist replied: "YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably will not go the way you want. Somethings will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won't work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame? Will you blame Yourself?" Woman: "NO!!!" Psychiatrist: "Yes... That's why you need a Husband!"😉 ©Ahtal #tumaurmain #Funny #husbandwife #Stories
#tumaurmain #Funny #husbandwife #Stories #Comedy
read moreLeju Thomas
Come for my soul, start without anesthesia, I don't need any more words in my chest, take my heart, far from here ride with my loneliness. Leave me hollow, dizzy with nothing. #pain #loneliness #anesthesia #hollow #empty #yqdidi #yqbaba #quote
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read moreHriday Sonu
तुम्हारे जीवन में अगर प्रेम है तो तुम सदाबहार से हरे- भरे प्रेम नही तो तुम मरुस्थल से खाली -खाली #poetry#stories#shayari#funny#
Saurav Banerjee
Assumed Anesthesia ain’t Working I thought my stress at work would work as anesthesia Preventing me from feeling the sudden pain I got But I was wrong, it seems, ’cause I am feeling it even more Right now, I am in the metro, on my way back to room Gulping my tears, I am trying to hide my face And writing this poem Wandering how again what I thought months ago turning out to be true As I said in one of my poem, “I sense and often asume how things will unfold ahead And it is unwantedly right that they often turn out to be true” Being an empath is a curse, I must say Those who assume it as a blessing, are mostly wrong ©Saurav Banerjee Assumed Anesthesia ain’t Working #NAPOWRIMO #poem #FreeVerse
Assumed Anesthesia ain’t Working #NAPOWRIMO #poem #FreeVerse #Poetry
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