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"BP pakka na, bahut time hai na hamare pas?" O Disha Patani I love you but mil paunga ya nahi, pata nahi. You're so beautiful and stunningly perfect, But shadi hogi ya nahi pata nahi. If I could get a magic compass, I'd fly towards you. Disha means a direction, isn't it?

"BP pakka na, bahut time hai na hamare pas?" O Disha Patani I love you but mil paunga ya nahi, pata nahi. You're so beautiful and stunningly perfect, But shadi hogi ya nahi pata nahi. If I could get a magic compass, I'd fly towards you. Disha means a direction, isn't it?

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"BC लिखना भूल गया BC!" *history problems* 191/218 #roseatesparkles #badhumor

"BC लिखना भूल गया BC!" *history problems* 191/218 #roseatesparkles #badhumor

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"You don't miss her, you miss who you were when you were with her." "F*** you, I miss her." *eternal silence for two minutes ensues* 186/218 #roseatesparkles #badhumor

"You don't miss her, you miss who you were when you were with her." "F*** you, I miss her." *eternal silence for two minutes ensues* 186/218 #roseatesparkles #badhumor

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I am a very extroverted writer. And this has nothing to do with reality. 185/218 #roseatesparkles #badhumor

I am a very extroverted writer. And this has nothing to do with reality. 185/218 #roseatesparkles #badhumor

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89/218 BP: What's wrong with you? Kamlesh: Everything. (full interview in caption)— % & 21 questions with Kamlesh _____________________________________________ 1. BP: What's wrong with you? Kamlesh: Everything. Everything is wrong with me these days. The shit started from November 13th 2020 when I broke my nofap streak of 7 months and declared myself a failure when I had been beautifully disciplined. Desperate efforts to go for even longer streaks resulted in disasterous failures because they were, you know, desperate. The resulting unhealthy patterns completely swirled all my w

89/218 BP: What's wrong with you? Kamlesh: Everything. (full interview in caption)— % & 21 questions with Kamlesh _____________________________________________ 1. BP: What's wrong with you? Kamlesh: Everything. Everything is wrong with me these days. The shit started from November 13th 2020 when I broke my nofap streak of 7 months and declared myself a failure when I had been beautifully disciplined. Desperate efforts to go for even longer streaks resulted in disasterous failures because they were, you know, desperate. The resulting unhealthy patterns completely swirled all my w

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I deleted my Quora account before I joined yourquote. So can I say mera jeevan Quora kagaz Quora hi reh gaya? #badhumor

I deleted my Quora account before I joined yourquote. So can I say mera jeevan Quora kagaz Quora hi reh gaya? #badhumor

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My brother is listening to one of my favourite songs, Tu Jaane Na, and I'm surprised because he doesn't normally listen to this song. So I ask, "Why this song today bro." He says, "Tu Jaane Na." #badhumor

My brother is listening to one of my favourite songs, Tu Jaane Na, and I'm surprised because he doesn't normally listen to this song. So I ask, "Why this song today bro." He says, "Tu Jaane Na." #badhumor

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If Ariana Grande comes and visits Haryana, does she become Haryana Grande? #badhumor

If Ariana Grande comes and visits Haryana, does she become Haryana Grande? #badhumor

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Cow parents have an easier time with their babies but hooman babies are curious. They ask their parents about how they were born but baby cows never asked for anything other than grass. #badhumor

Cow parents have an easier time with their babies but hooman babies are curious. They ask their parents about how they were born but baby cows never asked for anything other than grass. #badhumor

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I don't know why some of you pretty hoomans are concerned about me. Guys I laughed so hard today that my head damn near fell of my neck! #badhumor

I don't know why some of you pretty hoomans are concerned about me. Guys I laughed so hard today that my head damn near fell of my neck! #badhumor