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What do you think about PewDiePie's video on India in YouTube?
These people are one of those frat boy type
You might see here internet, they proudly flaunting how the bigger dick size attract white Caucasian woman :D
Which is why how even black guys can have white women whereas Asian men are the pure looser :D
Let's get one thing straight- in culturally we always have been sexually conservative people unlike western countries :D
Which is why at present moment we will face such deluted rant from such white frat boys from time to time
We will hear how douchiest goofiest 1.3 billion people we are :D
Ha, ha, ha, yeah we like our goofiness :D
Mark my words, in very recent future a large amount of money will be with us instead with these Caucasian population
These frat boys type will still do same bartending somewhere in Miami and California :D
White people are shirnking anyways with time
Indian subcontinent people are increasingly becoming more and more with each day
Soon Indian subcontinent people will be at least 40% of world’s population
White people on the other hand will soon become older population
All the technology and money won't matter that much
And white guilt !!!!
Already multiculturism is taking over Europe and America
Look how Trump is failing :D
Pretty soon Asians will take over the place that used to be taken by White Caucasian people in the world
Well, with improvement of technology and awareness of various health situation and genetic engineering size won't become any issues in the future :D
By the way, let's talk about size
I have the good fortune of knowing how to have sex early in life (16 years old)
I sucked in sex in earlier times
I didn't even know how to kiss properly either :D
I have a small dick
I don't have any issue regarding it
I am saying it in open social media
Because I know how to have sex properly
Do I sound like someone who is insecured about it? :D
Only virgin people think like that
Let's assume a girl already fucked by a guy with a large dick
When I am having sex with that girl, do I have any problem of satisfying that girl?
Nope, his doing of larger hole won't make any difference
It's pretty simple, study the girl anatomy little bit
Understand the G spot
Use the whole body of any girl as sex organ and you are pretty much there
Dick size count only to insecured people and virgin :D
If I have a small dick that is not in my control and I am not responsible for it, so why should I waste my time thinking about such stupid things when I have a lot of options to satisfy her
Do a little Google search, find out how to do sex exercise
It will definately help
Most of these frat boys are not that good in sex :D
Yeah, even those who pride themselves in it and only thing they are obsessed with
We atleast have a reason(we created so many religions in the world so it understandable that we are not really that sexual compared to western countries) for being douchebag :D (I am not saying this, according to them) but if we change that which is already taking place in our young generation, what will happen to increasingly shrunken white frat boys :D
We as not so rich country understand this more than these overrated first world countries
This is their last phase of making fun of us, we should own it because very soon it will become a distant memory of them
Now let's talk about White women
What is so special about white Caucasian woman, huh????
I have had sex with one caucasian girl in Kenya
She was half Italian half British
Contrary to the popular belief of those who don't know, it's as similar as sex with any Indian girl
Let's be really really honest
So they look very appealing
Yeah, they do
So are they some kind of angel sent from heaven to make feel bad for the rest of the humanity? :D
Ha, ha, I can't stop laughing
Yeah, let's face it- every woman have two boobs and one vagina
So all these glitter and shine of Caucasian woman is because of last 1000 years of dominating the world and devouring the best profit of that situation :D
At the end of days even if you are the most handsome man in the world one night stand stuff will get boring :D
So at the end of day connection is what people look for
It can be found even in the most ugliest people
But the truth is sexual energy and good looks matter
Let's cut to chase, yep what is outside does play a significant role
We don't even need 1000 years
With the mordern technology, this is very much possible in just 20–30 years
Which means just in one generation
What is the X factor?
Money, money, money
We should vallue money more than anything
Not because it gives us any happiness but because it gives us options in life
Plus we know the value of money unlike the Caucasian population who already living in rich society
So we understand what we need to do
We are more motivated than them
So don't worry about these sily videos of these white Caucasian people
Know about sex, it's not really that complicated
Understand woman body
Pretty soon you yourself will say to these white Caucasian frat boys, yeah we are goofiest people going around and we love it
Suck it :D
What do you think about the documentary named Two Nations One Obsession on India Australia rivalry in Cricket?
Peter Dickson is good flim maker so no wonder it was done well.
Anyone reading this can watch these two part documentary movie on Sony and Ten Sports in India and in fox sports in Australia.
It is a very good movie.
You will enjoy it very much
Now coming back to Australia India rivalry.
I saw in internet some Pakistanis were trying their level best to prove that Australia and India have no such rivalry
Only England and South Africa have with Australia
Well, we all know the reason behind their desperation, they are trying to prove somehow that the fact that Indian team don't really need Pakistan team for Cricket is hurting them more than anything
We all know Pakistan won't stop terrorism against us that easily but this is the only thing that they really care about and get hurt. Young delusional Pakistanis are getting killed by doing terrorist activities against India is no such problems to them. Ha, ha, such an enlighted country Pakistan. A lot of things one needs to learn from Pakistan :D
Truth is yeah, ordinary Australian don't care about any other rivalry other than ashes not because of it is Cricket but because of long history and Australian people feel that they need to prove something always to British
But South Africa is more important to Australia than India in Cricket!!!!
That's just pure jealousy :D
Truth is there is a reason why Caucasian people don't necessarily enjoy Cricket as much as they used to
Contrary to the popular opinion, most of the white Caucasian people are not really that excited about high paced life always
Yeah, I know because I have lived those countries for certain time.
There are plenty of people in Caucasian population are conservative, I mean sexually conservative, they are not really what you get to see in movies
Otherwise Church would have been vanished by now from Caucasian world :D
There's a reason why Base ball still exists in America :D
Now Cricket's case what has been going on- is simply the after effects of post multiculturalism movement through out Caucasian population
There are too many multicultured people in everywhere today in Caucasian world according to many Caucasian.
In soccer that is not the case in England
It is still a white people's sport
Let's face it Soccer is more of a Euro Latin American sports than World sports(Asian teams create more hype than anything else, African countries always look good on papers but they are like West Indies team in Cricket never really that good, actually West Indies team is better in Cricket)
Yeah, everyone knows that every country play soccer but the truth is they are not really up to the level of certain 9 European countries and certian 5 Latin American countries
If one check the stats of all World Cup winning team from over the years, it will be very clear
Other than some blind soccer fans everyone admit this :D
In England's case if you walk down various streets of London, you will see White people are getting increasingly covered slowly but surely
This is why White British people instinctively looking for things that they can be relied on as par as their identity's concern
It's not because they don't have any time or they are super busy (yeah, believe me white people are not as busy as we think :D) or Cricket is taking too much time, they simply instinctively feel more comfortable playing a sport like Soccer where there is white dominance, they are naturally drawn to it
To be very honest it's not really that surprising if we were in their place, we would have done the same thing
Same is with Australia's recent love with Australian rules football
Same is with SA and New Zealand's love with Rugby
Asian people (more specifically South Asian Indian subcontinent people) are quite dominating in certain white countries, they are getting sick of that inside as a result their tendency to such activities become very normal human behaviour
Football coaches in England has admitted this in number of times
Future of Cricket is very bright indeed but only from Indian subcontinent people's point of view as white people will become increasingly shrunken with times and it's already happening
So what they think or prefer may not matter that much in the future
At least 40% of people could become Indian subcontinent in the future, it's a very real possibility so one can guess the scenario
Plus Cricket won't look like then what it is today, it will completely change, if anyone time travel to future now, he will understand why that is the case :D
So the point of this long boring writing is we don't need white people
We certainly don't need Pakistan :D
Pakistan may need us or not but it doesn't matter to us either way, we are pretty well placed right now politically and financially for the future
What we see today is only going to increase more in the future from India's point of view
That old fashioned thinking of certain urban Indians that what White people do only cool is a thing of past
This is age of internet everything has changed
Even what urban Indians promote will be thought upon as cool by rest of the India isn't the case anymore
Look at our most young generation and imagine the next one, we won't be insecured of anybody or anything in the future (including sex) and it's already happening :D
If Shazam (DC comics) had a Hindu Patheon, what Gods would be there to provide similar powers and fulfill the acronym
How about a story instead of typical answer? :D
Let's make it DC comics proof :D
If I make a movie script out of this-
Things will be like this-
This will be in DC universe in India-
The name of the movie will be - Shazam The Rise of Captain Marvel
Bilu Bains (14–15 years old) was an orphan growing up in mordern day Gujarat.
Growing up, just like any other Indian, he was a crazy fan of Cricket.
And being in the DC universe, of course Superheroes.
He was a crazy fan of SUPERMAN and secretly had a huge boyhood crush on Wonder Woman.
His orphan house was named Happy Home.
One day, a girl named Priyanka Bagri joined their orphan.
She was very beautiful and cute.
All the boys (including Bilu) were lining up to impress her.
But Bilu was a very small boy compared to his peers of same age even compared to Priyanka (sadly :C)
Other boys make constant fun of his rather shorter stature
He was already insecured being an orphan and constant mocking from the others didn't help his cause either.
He became even more shy. As a result, he had no chance of getting Priyanka's attention
One day, Priyanka suddenly entered his room and found him kissing a Wonder Woman poster.
He was embarrassed out of his mind.
Priyanka was laughing her heart out.
Bilu quickly run away from there.
And he was crying sitting under a tree out of embarrassment, poor luck everything.
Suddenly, he saw a nearby temple of Krishna.
He went there to pray and said, “Why are you keeping me alive, God? I am such embarrassment to everyone and myself. Why couldn't you kill me, Bhagwan?”
Priest of the mandir (temple) said to him, “Don't worry boy, everyone has trouble, pray to the Krishna with open heart and pure mind, I am sure Krishna will respond”
One day, his neighbourhood uncle who worked in government survey office came to Bilu and said, “I have good news and bad news, I have found your parents”
Bilu was over the moon hearing such good news, he said, “Tell me more, Akash uncle, tell me more, I can't wait to meet them”
Akash uncle said with a sad face, “I am afraid Bilu, I have a bad news, your parents aren't alive, their names were Vikas and Preeti Bains, both of them were a very renowned world famous archeologist, they went to a tour to Egypt and there they made a world famous discovery of the tomb 'Theo Adam', after that I don't know exactly what happened but your parents died, someone murdered your parents, I am afraid that mystery is still unsolved but the rumour is that it is more of an Superhero Supervillain stuff which means it is completely out of the hands of ordinary people like us, I am very very sorry, Bilu”
Bilu didn't say anything but ran away again and went behind the Krishna temple where nobody would go and he was crying.
Suddenly, he heard a noise of a foot steps, he looked back and saw Priyanka was coming this way. He quickly dried his eye water.
Priyanka said, “Bilu, everyone was looking for you everywhere and you are sitting here??? Are you crying? What happened?”
Bilu said, “Nothing, let's go”
Priyanka said, “No, tell me everything”
Bilu told her everything and cried on her shoulder for awhile.
A few days later, Bilu went to his birth parent's house, it was a big house in city area.
Akash uncle was talking with an attorney who was saying to him that if he could prove that Bilu was their original son then Bilu would get everything their parents own according to the will.
Akash uncle was very excited hearing that as he was thinking how he could become Bilu's legal guardian lawfully as he knew Bilu from his childhood.
Bilu didn't mind since Akash uncle was the one who informed him about his parents.
The attorney said to Bilu that since he wasn't 18 yet so he won't get access to all the money that was the reason for a guardian.
Only thing he would get from his parents directly was their personal diary and an artifact.
Akash uncle was slightly hesitant giving it to him directly thinking it could be valuable but after seeing that it was just an lightning designed scarab of some kind of Egyptian symbol, he gave it to Bilu without any care.
After becoming a legal guardian of Bilu, Akash uncle became very increasingly angry and abusive towards Bilu.
Money completely changed Akash uncle
He used to get drunk every night and was becoming very bad mood every night, some days he used to directly bring prostitute to Bilu's home.
Bilu could not put up with this abuse any more when one day Akash uncle was trying to beat him, he took a Cricket bat a bashed in his head.
Akash uncle just fall flat on the ground and blood was coming out of his head.
Bilu was tremendously shocked realising what he did.
He quickly ran away from the house and just running and running without realising where he was exactly going.
Suddenly, he saw everything was dark around him and he was outside of a purana mandir (old temple).
He was shaking with fear imagining the worst.
Suddenly, he heard a voice.
Bilu was even more scared.
But that voice was telling him not to be scared in a very reassuring tone and to get inside the temple.
Bilu became more confident and less fearful hearing that reassuring tone.
When he entered the temple he saw various old status of Durga, Brahma, Kali, Shiva, Natraj, Ganesha, Hanuman etc basically various Hindu Gods.
He suddenly saw an old man with a long white beard smiling at him and said, “Don't be afraid Bilu, nothing to be afraid, this is God's place, no harm will happen to you here”
Bilu asked, “Who are you? And why am I here? And how?”
Old man said with a smile, “That's becuase I wanted you to come here, my name is Champion, I have been called in various names in various parts of the world, in this part of the world, I am known as Vishwa”
Bilu asked, “What? I thought you died in War of Mahabharata”
Old man said, “Ha, ha, it's much more complicated than that but my past isn't important here, I am protector of this world for a long long time, I have been blessed by various Gods in the past, I have been to various places, I have given powers to various men so that they take on this mentle after me but unfortunately some of them didn't work very well, specially the last one, that's why I was looking for a suitable candidate for a long time very very carefully, I believe you are that candidate, Bilu”
Bilu said, “What's that? I don't understand!!!! But anyway it doesn't matter because I am a faulty individual, I just killed my guardian, I am pretty sure I am going to hell”
Old man laughed hard and said, “Ha, ha, Bilu, nothing like that, nothing like that, your uncle is in hospital, he is not dead, he is severely injured, probably have concussion but not dead, you have nothing to worry, he deserved that, that's what called 'Karma', I have chosen you because you grew up in poverty, still you possess such good heart, you are compassionate to other people, you know adversity, you are mocked everyday for your poor luck yet you didn't go bad, that is the sign of pure heart of somebody who could handle such godly power”
Bilu said, “But I am just a boy what can I do when Steppenwolf will attack earth, I am not SUPERMAN, I can't save the world like Superheroes like him”
Old man again laughed hard and said, “Oh! Bilu, Billu, such innocence!! Ha, ha, you have been awarded with the power of almighty Shiva with infinite strength and wisdom, you have the power of immortality of Hanuman, with the tactical fighting techniques and skills of Arjuna, with speed and flight powers of Zaruda, with the power of invulnerability of Ardra, with the mystical and shape shifting power of Mohini, and with their acronym when you uttered the word 'Shazam' (S.H.A.Z.A.M), you will become all powerful Captain Marvel aka Shazam aka the new Champion”
Bilu said, “Wow, it's just mind blowing, Should I say then Shazam?”
And then and there he quickly became a big muscular dude.
Bilu said, “What happened? I don't feel any difference”
Old man said with a smile, “Look at that broken glass”
Suddenly, Bilu saw himself in an orange, white and green costume with a big huge muscular Man's body”
Bilu said, “Wow, that is me!!!! Wow, I look very intimidating, I look very bad ass but costume is slightly meh but I can work with that”
Suddenly, Bilu saw himself flying.
He said to the oldman, “Sir, I can't control these powers, good bye then I guess”
He heard that the old man was laughing
After some time, he started to control his flight powers and he came towards his old orphan house.
And saw a bulldozer was trying to destroy their old orphan house.
Some promoter was trying to build an shopping mall there.
Everybody was crying as his paid thugs were controlling them in the gun point.
One thug slapped Priyanka after she tried to released herself from his grip.
Bilu could not stop himself anymore, he flew there and landed infront of them slightly embarrassingly.
Bilu said to himself, “That was embarrassing, I need more practice in my landing”
Bilu said to the thugs, “Stop, what you are doing now, these children don't have any place to live, if you want this land at least give them a good place to live”
One of them said, “Who are you supposed to be? Another one of those SUPERMAN wannabe, don't you heroes have more important things to attend? Get out of here, even police are with us, noone will say anything against us”
Shazam said, “I am going to stop you, just because you guys twisting the law with your intimidation, it's not going to work here”
One of them laughed and said, “Another costume joker who takes himself seriously, let's show him his place”
But he could not move an inch Shazam
Shazam said with a chuckle, “Something troubling you, man?”
He said, “Wow, what do you eat, man? You are freakishly strong”
Shazam said with smile, “A lot of green vegetables and exercise, you should try it sometime”
Another thug said, “He is making fun of us, let's end this drama by shooting him”
But to their surprise, “All the bullets were deflecting Shazam”
They were panicked and said, “What is he made of? Shit!!!”
Another one said, “Let's squash him” in saying this he drove the bulldozer over Shazam but to their surprise the front side of bulldozer completely destroyed in the clash.
Shazam picked up the bulldozer and said with a smile, “I think you should get off the vehicle, man”
The driver jumped and ran away as quickly as possible.
Their leader was watching everything now, he said, “This is not a fun and game, so you are invincible, but these people are not” in saying this he took and machine gun and fired over the people and Bilu's friends.
To their surprise, they saw a blur moved very quickly infront of them and suddenly it stopped and they saw Shazam was standing infront of them with handful of bullets.
Shazam said to him, “Now, you are pissing me off”
All the thugs were running away as quickly as possible as if their lives were in the line.
Priyanka asked to Shazam, “Who are you? What is your name?”
Shazam said, “Call me the new Champion, the new Superhero, the protector of the earth”
Everybody was cheering his name and laughing and dancing and celebrating their victory against the gang.
Shazam, himself also joined them.
Suddenly, a guy in blue read cape appeared infront of them
Shazam shouted with delight and surprise, “WOW, SUPERMAN”
Superman said with a smile, “I was watching everything from sky, I heard everything, I was coming here to handle everything but then I saw you, you are very impressive, keep doing what you are doing, it makes my life slightly easier”
Shazam said, “Thanks SUPERMAN for your compliment, I am a huge fan of yours”
Superman said with a smile, “For the things that I have seen today, I might become your fan too”
When SUPERMAN was about to fly, Shazam said, “Will you introduce me to the other Justice leaguers?”
Superman said, “Certainly, one day”
Shazam said, “Wonder Woman?”
Superman said with a huge smile, “You liked her, didn't you? Okay, I will”
Shazam said, “You promised”
Superman said with shaking his head, “Ha, ha, next time” in saying this he flew away
Everybody was still cheering Shazam
It was getting very crowded.
Shazam also flew away behind that old Krishna temple and uttered the word 'Shazam' and transformed into Bilu again”
When he entered the Happy Home, he saw everyone was still cheering Shazam's name and comparing him with SUPERMAN.
Bilu said to them, “Voosh, this guy is a novice, SUPERMAN is SUPERMAN”
Priyanka said, “I don't know about that, the things that he did today, I would say he can beat even SUPERMAN”
A few days later-
Bilu was in his parent's house, he was looking at that artifact and thinking about how similar it looked to his Shazam costume's scarab, suddenly, that artifact became very very hot and he dropped it.
That artifact Buzzing and humming some Weird sounds.
It suddenly flew away.
Bilu quickly became Shazam and followed it by flying.
He was flying for a long time, as he crossed seas and oceans and mountains and deserts, he suddenly realised that he was in Egypt and infront of some old Egyptian tomb with similar sign like that artifact.
That artifact just went into one perfectly shaped position of that tomb and almost worked as key and opened the tomb's door.
He saw an old mummy lying there all covered with heavily bandaged.
Suddenly, he heard noise of the guards and Billu thought he probably broke some local laws by coming here without any permission.
So he flew away back to India.
In the meantime when local guards came there, they felt earth quake.
Then they saw the tomb's door was opened
They were scared as it was cursed area and it was the tomb of ‘THEO ADAM', THE BLACK ADAM OF EGYPTIAN KING.
Suddenly, they heard an weird humming sound coming from the mummy.
They got close to the mummy to look more clearly and that mummy suddenly came alive and took the head off that guard.
Other guards were panicking and was shooting towards it but to their disappointment nothing happened and it ript apart everyone of them one after another
And shouted with tremendous earth trembling anger -
The movie should end here
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What will Cricket look like in the future?
Very very very very very very very bright.
Yep. Don't get surprised.
If it helps have a glass of water and cool down :D
Don’t get me wrong - White people won't play Cricket.
The number of White people will get shortened and shortened with time.
Cricket won't need them.
Indians will be more and more influential in spreading this game world wide in the future.
Yep, Indian subcontinent(this group will probably get doubled with time and others including Chinese will get decreased with time, there's a serious possibility in the future that Indian subcontinent people will become 35- 40–50% of world’s population as a result what only white people do is cool, this complexity will go away forever from our psyche unlike it exists now so strongly) people from all over the world will participate in the various countries (including Europe and US)
Indian subcontinent lobby will be more influential than ever before through out the world because of advancement of technology.
Truth is Indian subcontinent people always has been looked down upon by the rest of world.
And don't get me, it's for the good reason.
To be honest, we deserved it.
But does that mean it's always going to be like that?
Nope. That's never the case in real world.
Everything changes with time
In every generation, young people will be more adaptable and street smart (not just book smart) and agressive (kind of like agressive go getter) than ever before
And because we were where we were, we will have plenty of motivation to reach new heights more than other civilization of the world
It's already happening among very young Indian men and women[(14–15 years old)sex is the biggest eye opener here, everything is changing, if you are one of those 35+ years old Indian dude who believes that nothing will happen to Indians, let me tell you these new generation start to think where you finished thinking, so possibility is endless and I am not being overdramatic, money won't be that big of an issue as much as it always has been in the past because of various factors from which some of them doesn't even exist now but will be in the future, this is how everything happens in human civilization)
So will Cricket
Cricket won't look like what it looks now.
Cricket will become more physical game like Kabaddi or rugby but different from these sports
Less dependent on pitch and weather
Or atleast people will find ways to predict very successfully the impact of weather in Cricket
Rain factors can be neutralized so many ways that it doesn't deserve any mention at all
All the Cricketers (I mean in Indian subcontinent) will have potential(fitness standard will not just touch the sky with the improvement of science based workout with time but it will break it) to be like ‘Chris Gayle' like power hitting and Virat Kohli type of hunger for success and running between the wickets and being an alrounder will be expected not exceptional
Cricketers will look like those fitness cover model with probably even better fitness and agility :D
But as I said before Cricket will be completely changed by then that won't be a huge deal infact it will be par for the score
There's a possibility that something like 15 people will play for one team instead of eleven with huge huge boundary
3 or 4 people will probably bat together then kind of like how two batsmen bat together now
Time will be big factor
I do believe it will according to the need of that society in the future, there's is a possibility it could be flexible
City planning will be no 1 priority of every government with population increase as a result finding enough space for a big stadium won't be difficult to find inspite such opposite situation (city planning always has been so poor that despite having so much space, it always looks like that density of population is huge in comparison with area diameters, it will definately be improved quite a lot in the future not for any other reason, just for the population increase which will make it a no 1 issue in the future)
Balance between bat and ball will become better than ever before(almost perfect) but that won't be no 1 factor like it has been now as the game will change to a completely different direction then
If anyone from now time travel(:D) to the future, it will be clear to him or her why Cricket has been what it will be then and why and how, it will become that much popular in the future