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I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked me and said *“OK Sir".* I asked her *"Do you think that I am alive?"* She was shocked. She looked at me and I smiled. I said *"Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes' reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?"* She smiled mischievously, looked at me, and said *"Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE".* We both laughed heartily. Nice flirt at 64!!!. Learn to laugh, life will be better. 🧐🤷‍♂️🫣😜🤪🤣 ©ankit chakraborty joke of the day

I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked me and said *“OK Sir".* I asked her *"Do you think that I am alive?"* She was shocked. She looked at me and I smiled. I said *"Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes' reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?"* She smiled mischievously, looked at me, and said *"Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE".* We both laughed heartily. Nice flirt at 64!!!. Learn to laugh, life will be better. 🧐🤷‍♂️🫣😜🤪🤣 ©ankit chakraborty joke of the day