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ankit chakraborty

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I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked me and said *“OK Sir".* I asked her *"Do you think that I am alive?"* She was shocked. She looked at me and I smiled. I said *"Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes' reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?"* She smiled mischievously, looked at me, and said *"Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE".* We both laughed heartily. Nice flirt at 64!!!. Learn to laugh, life will be better. 🧐🤷‍♂️🫣😜🤪🤣 ©ankit chakraborty joke of the day

I went to the Bank to give my life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked me and said *“OK Sir".* I asked her *"Do you think that I am alive?"* She was shocked. She looked at me and I smiled. I said *"Miss, you did not check my pulse, you did not check my heartbeat, you neither checked my eyes' reaction for mental activity. So how did you conclude that I am still alive?"* She smiled mischievously, looked at me, and said *"Sir, if you think you are not alive, please bring your DEATH CERTIFICATE".* We both laughed heartily. Nice flirt at 64!!!. Learn to laugh, life will be better. 🧐🤷‍♂️🫣😜🤪🤣 ©ankit chakraborty joke of the day

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Your first impression is your last impression ©Nayeem Quotes of the day

Your first impression is your last impression ©Nayeem Quotes of the day

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Joke of the day ©Samrat Sam Joke of the day #jokes #mechi #mechilovers #qoutes

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ©Innocent Boy best quotes of the day

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ©Innocent Boy best quotes of the day

Shivani Goyal

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मैंने हमेशा यह सीखा है की,,, मुस्कुराते हुए लोगों के अंदर,, बहुत दर्द होता है पर वो फिर भी अपने दर्द को कहीं अंदर ही समेट कर हमेशा दूसरों को खुशियां बांटते हैं और कहते हैं मुस्कुराना बहुत जरूरी है।। ©Shivani Goyal #quotes of the day #nojoto

मैंने हमेशा यह सीखा है की,,, मुस्कुराते हुए लोगों के अंदर,, बहुत दर्द होता है पर वो फिर भी अपने दर्द को कहीं अंदर ही समेट कर हमेशा दूसरों को खुशियां बांटते हैं और कहते हैं मुस्कुराना बहुत जरूरी है।। ©Shivani Goyal #quotes of the day #nojoto